CAT: “What’s the title of that book?”
OTHER CAT: “That Certain Feline“
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #17605
GUY: “Is your dog on that back Buick?”
OTHER GUY: “No, he’s on the front Porsche!”
Joke #17592
GUY: “What? Only two dogs in this whole town?”
DOG OWNER: “Yes… It’s a city of two tails!”
Joke #17587
“Doctor, Doctor you’ve got to help my brother! He thinks he’s a dog!”
“How long has this been going on?”
“Ever since he was a pup!”
Joke #17571
DOG: “What’s your favorite fruit?”
OTHER DOG: “Paw-paws!”
Joke #17562
DOG: “What position do you play on the Greyhound Nine?”
DOG BASEBALL PLAYER: “First bus!”
Joke #17555
BIRD: “Why are you leaving — are you a ‘fraidy-cat?”
CAT: “They HOUNDED me out of town!”
Joke #17549
FISH: “Are you a goldfish like me?”
BUG: “No, I’m a silverfish!”
Joke #17543
BIRD: “Why are you wearing that helmet?”
OTHER BIRD: “I’m a coal mynah!”
Joke #17528
DOG: “So you’re from Russia, eh?”
COW: “Yes — I’m a Mos-Cow!
Joke #17521
DOG: “I want to sell this dog bone!”
AD REPRESENTATIVE: “Bones are listed in the calcified ads!”
Joke #17519
1ST RABBIT: “Guess who’s flying in today… Amelia Harehart!”
2nd RABBIT: “I know… She’s landing at O’HARE international HAREPORT!”
Joke #17518
JENNIE: “It’s really raining cats and dogs!”
JANIE: “I know — I just stepped in a poodle!”
Joke #17493
LOSER: “Why do you call your dog ‘Fried Egg’?”
MR. IDIOT: “Because he rolls over easy!”
Joke #17492
GUY: “How can that dictionary help you over the stream?”
MAN: “Because it’s a-bridged!”