Peter: Why do they call that animal a rhinoceros?
Dana: Because it looks like a rhinoceros!
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #11474
Barbara: Did you hear about the boy who keeps going around saying no?
Nick: No.
Joke #11471
Sister: Haven’t you finished the alphabet soup yet?
Brother: Not yet. I’m only up to the K’s.
Joke #11470
Brother: Why did Mom give us this for lunch? I hate cheese with holes.
Sister: Just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of the plate!
Joke #11469
George: Look! I just found a lost football.
Louis: How do you know it’s lost?
George: Because the kids down the street are still looking for it!
Joke #11448
Amy: Do you know what an echo is?
Jeff: Could you repeat the question?
Joke #11447
Charles: Do you know how to make a fisherman’s net?
Jane: Sure. It’s easy. You just sew a whole bunch of holes together!
Joke #11445
Mary: How did you do with the test questions?
Ed: I did fine with the questions. It’s the answers I had trouble with.
Joke #11444
Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!
Joke #11443
Paul: A man who was seven feet tall and fifty inches wide worked behind the counter at a candy store. What did he weigh?
Doug: I don’t know. What?
Paul: Candy.
Joke #11442
Sister: Why did you put that lamp in your bed?
Brother: I’m a light sleeper!
Joke #11441
Mother: Why are you taking that hammer to bed?
Bob: I want to hit the hay!
Joke #11440
Polly: Why do you keep doing the backstroke?
Robin: I just had lunch and I don’t want to swim on a full stomach.
Joke #11439
Gary: Earlier today I caught a jellyfish.
Sarah: Really? What flavor?
Joke #11438
Julie: Why are you running?
Ben: I’m trying to stop a fight.
Julie: Between whom?
Ben: Between me and the guy who’s chasing me!