Caller: Operator! Operator! Can you hear me? I’m hiding under my bed-spread so my parents can’t hear me.
Operator: Hmmm. Sounds like a cover-up to me!
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #11770
Bob: Hello? I’m not interrupting your dinner, am I?
Rob: Actually, you are.
Bob: Good. Wait for me, and I’ll be right over.
Joke #11768
Bunny: Hello, honey? How about a date?
Honey: You want a date? Okay! How’s 1066 B.C.?
Joke #11767
Mr. Swanson: Hello? This is Mr. Swanson. Is this the butcher?
Butcher: Yup. Glad to meat you!
Joke #11766
Estelle: Hello?
Shirley: Hello! Boy have I got some really juicy gossip for you, Laverne.
Estelle: I’m sorry, this isn’t Laverne. You must have the wrong number. But anyway, what’s the gossip?
Joke #11765
Dan: Hello? What’s up?
Fran: The price of a burger!
Joke #11764
Lady: Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 Pine Street right away!
Hal: Sorry, this isn’t the police station. It’s Hal’s Delicatessen.
Lady: Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
Joke #11759
Caller: Operator! Operator! What’s the fastest way for me to get to the hospital?
Operator: Have you tried playing in traffic?
Joke #11758
Caller: Operator! Operator! I don’t know what’s wrong with my phone, but I can’t make long distance calls any longer!
Operator: Don’t worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
Joke #11757
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay. You’re an ambulance!
Joke #11756
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend’s line has been busy for an hour?
Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
Joke #11755
Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: Hello! I’m trying to reach a Ms. Leavinsoon. Her first name is Yula Bea? Could you find out if anybody at your party knows her?
Party Host: Hey, everybody! Do any of you know Yula Bea Leavinsoon?
Party Guests: Bye!
Joke #11754
Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: Hello. I’m trying to reach a Mr. Yuppyernose. He goes by his initials I.C. Would it be too much trouble for you to ask your guests if any of them know him?
Party Host: Not at all. Hold the line please. (Yells) Hey, everybody! Do any of you know I.C. Yuppyernose?
Joke #11753
Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: I’m trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her?
Party Host: I’d be glad to. Please hold on. (Yells) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
Joke #11752
Tim: Tammy, who was that on the phone?
Tammy: Oh, just a woman saying it was long distance from China. But I told her I already knew that!