OVERHEARD: “I’ll tell you how old the first sergeant is. He knew General Custer when he was only corporal.”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #12080
SAILOR ONE: “What would you do if you were the admiral?”
SAILOR TWO: “I would sell all the ships, fire all you guys, and move to Death Valley so I wouldn’t have to see water anymore.”
Joke #12077
CAPTAIN: “Private, you were supposed to be back from your furlough two weeks ago. What happened?”
PRIVATE: “It was such a nice day I decided to walk.”
Joke #12073
OVERHEARD AT A PARTY: “I tried on my old World War II Army uniform and the only thing that fit were the socks.”
Joke #12069
SERGEANT (on rifle range): “Get set, aim, fire at will.”
PRIVATE: “Which one is Will?”
Joke #12065
SERGEANT: “Remember, soldier, your rifle is your best friend.”
SOLDIER: “That’s right, Sarge. So don’t ask me to fire a pal.”
Joke #12058
“Captain, I’m not overweight based on the Army’s height-to-weight chart, I just happen to be five inches too short.”
Joke #12054
PVT.: “I’m a buck private.”
GAL: “Golly! Is that all they pay you?”
Joke #12052
SON: “Hey, Dad, what did you do in the war?”
DAD: “I was a pilot. I shot down 24 planes. Some of them were the enemies’.”
Joke #12051
MESS SGT: “Do me a favor, Weaver. Taste what’s in that pot over there.”
PVT WEAVER: “Yech! It tastes like dish water.”
MESS SGT: “Thanks! It must be the stew because the pea soup tastes like mud.”
Joke #12049
FATHER: “Is it true the navy has a submarine that can stay underwater for months?”
SAILOR SON: “Yes, we have one that now only comes up so the men can vote in a presidential election.”
Joke #12048
SERGEANT: “What can I do for you, Skiles?”
PVT. SKILES: “I was wondering if I can take a tank home tonight. I’m teaching my wife to drive.”
Joke #12047
MOTHER: “What are you looking for, Jimmy?”
JIMMY: “I’m looking for a dime.”
MOTHER: “Where did you lose the dime?”
JIMMY: “I didn’t lose it. I just want one.”
Joke #12044
HUSBAND: “I’m homesick.”
WIFE: “But, dear, you are home.”
HUSBAND: “I know, but I’m sick of it.”
Joke #12042
MRS. ALLEN: “I saw your husband and he didn’t look happy.”
MRS. WILLS: “Yes, he’s very sad. He lost 10,000 dollars. The price of pigs went up and he didn’t have a one.”