A boy once asked his mother, “Mommy, what happens to all those old cars?”
His mother replied, “Someone sells them to your father!”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #12380
FIRST MAN: “I got married because I got tired of eating restaurant food, washing my own laundry, and wearing clothes with holes in them.”
SECOND MAN: “That’s funny! I got divorced for the same reasons.”
Joke #12379
OVERHEARD A GIRL TELLING A FRIEND: “I was going to give my mother a box of candy for Mother’s Day, but I’m on a diet.”
Joke #12378
LITTLE TOMMY: “I sure am glad I was not born in Russia.”
LITTLE TIMMY: “Why?”
LITTLE TOMMY: “I don’t know how to speak Russian.”
Joke #12376
DAUGHTER: “How old are you, Dad?”
DAD: “I’m pushing 30.”
DAUGHTER: “From which direction?”
Joke #12375
WIFE: “Harry, did I hear the clock strike three when you came home last night?”
HARRY: “Yes, dear, you did. It was starting to strike eleven, but I stopped it to keep from waking you up.”
Joke #12373
NEWLYWED HUSBAND: “My doctor told me if I want to stay healthy, I’d better go on a long fast. He must know the way my wife cooks.”
Joke #12368
BACHELOR: “Mr. Smith, I want permission to marry your daughter.”
FATHER: “Before I give you my answer, I have to know one thing. Do you drink?”
BACHELOR: “Thanks, but business before pleasure.”
Joke #12364
LADY: “Did your daughter take it to heart when her fiancé asked for the engagement ring back?”
FATHER: “No. She took it to court.”
Joke #12362
TILLIE: “Mary, are you still happily married to Tom?”
MARY: “No. Last year, a relationship that began with sentiment ended with a settlement.”
Joke #12358
WIFE: “Oh, dear, I’m sorry but the dog ate the chicken I made for your dinner.”
HUSBAND: “Don’t cry, dear. I’ll take you down to the pet store and buy you a new dog tomorrow.”
Joke #12350
THUG 1: “Do you want to share a cab with me?”
THUG 2: “Sure.”
THUG 1: “Okay. I get the tires. You get the radio. I get the hubcaps. You get the battery…”
Joke #12347
TRAFFIC JUDGE: “For speeding, the penalty is ten days in jail or ten dollars cash.”
MOTORIST: “I’ll take the cash, Your Honor. I can use it.”
Joke #12334
PRISONER: “I’ve got a complaint. The judge sentenced me to prison for the rest of my life.”
WARDEN: “So what’s your complaint?”
PRISONER: “Breaking rocks with a sledgehammer is not my idea of a rest.”
Joke #12333
“I know an ex-con who made a fortune in crooked dough.”
“Was he a counterfeiter?”
“No, a pretzel maker.”