The human cannon ball told his boss at the circus that he was quitting.
His boss shouted, “You can’t quit. Where would I find another guy of your caliber?”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #13011
TEACHER: “What were General Custer’s last words?”
STUDENT: “Gee! What happened? They seemed so friendly at the dance.”
Joke #13010
DENTIST: “Which tooth is bothering you?”
GANGSTER: “Find it yourself! I’m no stool pigeon!”
Joke #13009
CABBIE: “Where to, buddy?”
PASSENGER: “Drive off a cliff. I’m committing suicide!”
Joke #13008
CUSTOMER: “I’d like a robe to wear around my house.”
SALESMAN: “Fine, how big is your house?”
Joke #13007
HAROLD: “I just got a new dog for my wife.”
LOUIE: “Sounds like a real great trade.”
Joke #13006
“You’re in a terrible state,” the policeman said to the drunk.
“I don’t know about that,” answered the drunk. “New Jersey is no worse than any other place.”
Joke #13005
“I feed my dog garlic every day.”
“Why do you do that?”
“I want his bark to be worse than his bite.”
Joke #13000
VAGRANT: “If I knew how to make money, I wouldn’t be in jail.”
COUNTERFEITER: “I know how to make money. That’s why I’m in here.”
Joke #12992
“I’ll bet you’re so dumb, you don’t even know that water always runs downhill.”
“You’re right. I didn’t even know it could walk.”
Joke #12987
TEX: “Down home, we brand our cattle!”
REX: “We’re so rich, we have ours monogrammed.”
Joke #12986
DOCTOR FRANKENSTEIN: “Tell me, Igor, where is the monster?”
IGOR: “He went to town to mail off 20 Father’s Day cards.”
Joke #12979
A tenant was complaining to his landlord. “My roof is leaking and the rain keeps coming through the broken window causing my floors to be flooded. How long is this going to continue?”
The landlord shrugged. “How should I know? I’m not a weatherman!”
Joke #12975
“Thank goodness Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.”
“Why?”
“If he didn’t, we’d be watching TV in the dark.”
Joke #12965
“My new movie was a bomb,” lamented the young actor.
“How do you know that?” asked his agent.
“I was in the theater at the premiere,” explained the actor, “and as soon as the audience saw the words, ‘The End,’ on the screen they applauded.”