AL: “I just got rid of a nagging headache.”
HAL: “How did you do it?”
AL: “I sent her back to her mother’s.”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #13174
A mother who has a neat housekeeper looked at her teenaged son’s messy room and said, “Just because we live in a ranch house, that’s no excuse for your room to look like a stable!”
Joke #13172
OVERHEARD: “I won’t say my wife is a bad cook, but how can anyone burn cornflakes?”
Joke #13171
LITTLE TEDDY: “What is your father doing?”
LITTLE EDDY: “According to my mother, as little as possible.”
Joke #13157
A teenaged girl came home and complained to her mother, “Not only has Danny broken my heart and spoiled my entire life, but he’s wrecked my whole evening too!”
Joke #13156
WIFE: “I hear your Uncle Harry is now doing settlement work.”
HUSBAND: “Yep! His creditors finally caught up with him.”
Joke #13155
Two young brothers were in their backyard. The first boy asked, “Did Dad promise you something if you took out the garbage?”
His brother replied, “No, but he promised me something if I didn’t.”
Joke #13154
A teenaged girl said, “I’ll tell you this, a lot of men are going to be sick when I marry.”
Her brother put down his school book and asked, “Gosh! How many are you going to marry?”
Joke #13153
OVERHEARD: “My wife doesn’t like to play with fire. That’s why we haven’t had a hot meal in our house for months.”
Joke #13152
MRS. BROWN: “Today I broke a very expensive dish.”
MRS. GREEN: “What did your husband say?”
MRS. BROWN: “Ouch! What hit me?”
Joke #13151
A son asked her father, Hey, Pop, can I have 10 bucks to buy a skateboard?”
The father replied, “No! Look, Johnny, you should try to use your brains to raise the 10 dollars yourself.”
About five minutes later the lad returned and said, “Well, I raised the 10 dollars.”
The father asked, “How?”
The youngster smiled and said, “I asked Mom for it.”
Joke #13150
MALE GUEST: “Where is your wife?”
HUSBAND: “She’s in the kitchen fixing dinner. But in my opinion, it’s beyond repair.”
Joke #13139
MR. WHITE: “My wife is an angel!”
MR. BLACK: “Gosh! You are lucky. Mine is still living.”
Joke #13134
A kid came home from school and told his mother, “Mrs. Henderson had triplets on Monday and twins on Tuesday.”
His mother said, “That’s impossible.”
The kid replied, “No, it’s not. One of the triplets got lost.”
Joke #13127
Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Smith were having a cup of tea. Mrs. Jones said, “So, your son Arthur is in college. What’s he going to be when he graduates?”
Mrs. Smith placed her tea cup on the table and replied, “Off hand, I’d say about fifty years old.”