chantica – n. someone who doesn’t have their money in their wallet, its buried deep in their backpack and they take an hour to get it out of there. One would wonder how it got there in the first place. Another form of this person is if they have their money in their wallet, but their wallet is buried deep in their backpack and they take forever to find it.
Category Archives: Dictionary
These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.
manliness ratio
manliness ratio – n. the ratio of a fully erect penis to a soft one. The bigger the ratio, the more manliness the person has. The ratio is erect/soft. If someone with a 3 inch penis when soft becomes 15 when hard, that would be better than someone who had a 5 inch soft penis when soft that only becomes 6 when erect.
Funny fact: davepoobond wrote this at work on the back of a piece of paper, and forgot it there. So the person who found it must have been thinking “WHAT THE FUCK!!!??”
tataounie
tataounie – n. a “love song” compilation album with the Star Wars Imperial March song on it
alsoca
alsoca – v. to receive e-mail from tomorrow or some point in the future. It is actually dated at a time past the time you’re at.
dragged-on party
dragged-on party – n. an after-party party
cahx
cahx – v. to pay tax on illegal drug sales
ha-ha-hot
ha-ha-hot – adj. so hot is ridiculous. Can be used to describe the weather or a person.
crazileasy
crazileasy – adj. so easy its crazy
eggloaf
eggloaf – n. a food that is made the same way as meat loaf, except instead of meat, its eggs
The Penisquation II
The Penisquation II – n. another form of the Penisquation, but the balls are hairy
The Penisquation
The Penisquation – n. a really fucked up mathematical formula that, when graphed, comes out in the shape of a cock and balls
calculator shield
calculator shield – n. the cover that goes on top of the calculator to protect it from the elements perceived as evil to LCD screens
touchy-feely
touchy-feely – adj. descriptive of a person who always has to touch or feel something or someone when they pay attention to it
header
header – n. head with excessive slurping
slammer
slammer – n. a pog-sized plastic or metal disc that is used to flip over a pog in a game of Pogs