assweepay – n. a tribe of Indians that make kites
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These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.
assty
assty – adj. combination of ass and nasty. When just one won’t do, both have to be overkill.
Ex. Dropping the lollipop on the floor of the bathroom was gross. But observing the 3 second rule and eating it was ASSTY!
asstroid
asstroid – n. rectum pains, another name for hemorrhoids
ass syrup
ass syrup – n. a syrupy solution that can be scraped off your ass after not taking showers for a long time, and never take off your underwear for the whole tiem since you took a shower last
assohol
assohol – n. alcohol made from ass
;} alcohol that tastes like ass
assna
assna – n. a baby that is just there, and lots of people look at it, and say baby stuff to it, but it isn’t actually anyones
ass mokey
ass mokey – n. a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd.
Ex. I need to drop some ass monkeys
asslick
asslick – v. to lick ass.
Ex. I licked my moms ass. I lick ass.
ass jockulitous
ass jockulitous – n. the act of having a painful anus as a result of sodomy, usually acompanied by a significant bow-legged gait.
Ex. 1: Jane sure has a bad case of ass jockulitous.
2: “Boy howdy, after them colored boys raped me in the joint, I sure had me a bad case of ass jockulitous.”
assing
assing – v. to knock your ass against people and chase them with your ass sticking out toward them
asshole
asshole – n. also known as boss, teacher, co-worker, and police <see boss, teacher, co-worker, and police>
;} most people in the Afghani area.
;} a stupid or annoying person that needs to be shot
;} any person that thinks his or her opinion or definition is more important or more correct than mine.
;} a stupid person that thinks you’re an asshole because you won’t break the rules and/or kiss their ass
;} any person that won’t answer a simple question
;} a bartender that complains when he doesn’t get tips, but he calls you a crybaby when you complain about not getting tips
;} any Harley owner that thinks he’s cool only because he has a Harley.
Ex. Uh, how much did your car and house cost, Mr. Cool? $50,000 & $500,000? No? Then you’re not as cool as you think you are, asshole.
ass gasket
ass gasket – n. a round paper toilet seat liner in a public or hotel bathroom
asseblief
asseblief – v. to pick up a piece of hair and put it in a toilet
assdouche
assdouche – v. to flush out the contents of the anal cavity.
Ex. You stupid assdouche.
Ass Coconutism
Ass Coconutism – n. a disease in which one has only a single butt cheek shaped like a coconut and shit comes out the underneath of the one butt cheek.