Swine Flu – n. a sickness that makes your head disappear and become a pig. The only cure is to have a chef pop out of a box with a frying pan full of sizzling bacon, screaming, “BAM! Look at that bacon sizzle!” in which the pig runs away and your head reappears
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These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.
swife
swife – n. a wife that swipes from you
swappy
swappy – adj. obscenely large
swank
swank – v. slow movement of the left ear
swallowutus
swallowutus – v. to swallow after head.
Ex. The man had to swallowutus after giving head to Mitchell.
suzaneed
suzaneed – v. to be having a picnic when–an airplane crashes on you!
suwh
suwh – v. to each chalk sticks
sutpa
sutpa – v. to bounce a chair up and down
sutlu
sutlu – n. a chimney sweeping tool that sucks, while it frees the hardend soot from the walls of the chimney
susin
susin – v. to wipe boogers under a desk
surviove
surviove – v. to eat someone’s heart
suqill
suqill – n. someone with natural SPF
supoo
supoo – v. to poo into a soup
supersubstitution
supersubstitution – n. a state of emergency in a school or school system where every teacher has a substitute in for them
superstink
superstink – n. this is the super bad odor coming from Sharon Turner’s nasty pussy, and it’s so strong it would knock Superman out.