elmoisfurry: ima go play mah gizame and eat sum fizood
elmoisfurry: boi!
davepoobond: gay
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: die
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
elmoisfurry: ima go play mah gizame and eat sum fizood
elmoisfurry: boi!
davepoobond: gay
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: die
elmoisfurry: haha u suck
davepoobond: y
elmoisfurry: cause
davepoobond: no fair
elmoisfurry: yes fair
davepoobond: oh yeah?
elmoisfurry: yeah
elmoisfurry: aiight ahm a go cya
elmoisfurry: boiy!
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: bye
elmoisfurry: gimmie 1000 bucks
elmoisfurry: ho
davepoobond: screw u
davepoobond: pimp
davepoobond: . . .
elmoisfurry: y thank u
elmoisfurry: ceaser is the salad dressing dude
davepoobond: watch Adult Swim
davepoobond: at 10
elmoisfurry: k fine
elmoisfurry: ho
elmoisfurry: when is brak
elmoisfurry: on
davepoobond: 10:30
elmoisfurry: wuts 1st
davepoobond: Home Movies
davepoobond: its still pretty good though
elmoisfurry: u mean
elmoisfurry: poop
elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha
elmoisfurry: get it
elmoisfurry: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
davepoobond: right
davepoobond: me and mark made 2 movies in an hour
davepoobond: one was a skit pretty much since it was so short
davepoobond: it was called Mr. Burner is the Devil
elmoisfurry: me and me made 2 kicke the crap outta u if u keep talkin’s in an hour
elmoisfurry: wut a coincidence
davepoobond: coooooool
elmoisfurry: beyatch
elmoisfurry: well well well
elmoisfurry: if it isnt mr popinfresh
elmoisfurry: making croisants no doubt
davepoobond: lol
elmoisfurry: hoohoo!
elmoisfurry: shutup
elmoisfurry: ive had it with ur laughing
elmoisfurry: its driving me insane!!!!!!!!!1
elmoisfurry: hoohoo
elmoisfurry: arrrrrrrrrrrrg
elmoisfurry: !!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: crash bang boom
elmoisfurry: hoohoo!
elmoisfurry: damn u doughboy
elmoisfurry: ill get u next time
elmoisfurry: hoohoo!
elmoisfurry: (end)
elmoisfurry: (editing)
damn u doughboy
to
damn u and the roll u rode in on, doughboy
davepoobond: haha
davepoobond: my sister is walking around in her PE clothes
davepoobond: its dumb
elmoisfurry: llllllooooooolllllllllllllll
davepoobond: just cuz i was wearing my old PE clothes earlier
elmoisfurry: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
elmoisfurry: u dumbass
elmoisfurry: llloooooolllllllllll
davepoobond: i can wear whatever i damn want to
davepoobond: thats why
davepoobond: they still fit, so i wear them at home
elmoisfurry: yea, except for pe clothes
elmoisfurry: dumbass
davepoobond: i dont care, its not like they’re not clean
davepoobond: what’s so bad about wearing them?
elmoisfurry: they
elmoisfurry: suck
elmoisfurry: balls
davepoobond: wah wah cry me a river. go tell someone who CARES
elmoisfurry: the first part made no sense
elmoisfurry: dumbass
elmoisfurry: stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid
davepoobond: ummm………………………………………………………………….THATS IT! YOU GO TO THE PIE POD
davepoobond: ::grabs you, and jams you into the pie pod, restraining him in it::
davepoobond: ahahah! ::starts it::
elmoisfurry: gets out
elmoisfurry: stabs dave
elmoisfurry: throws him down the pie coaster
elmoisfurry: laughs
davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
elmoisfurry: haha
elmoisfurry: ur dead
elmoisfurry: wut a looser
davepoobond: ::gets out, and jumps into the air, putting you into the Pie Wash:: AHAHAHAH
davepoobond: ::starts it, and he spins around::
davepoobond: ahahaha! ::pie stuff comes out of the hoses::
elmoisfurry: puts on speacial no pie suit
elmoisfurry: hahahahaha
elmoisfurry: not ur turn down the
elmoisfurry: …………
elmoisfurry: pie slide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: picks u up with 2 fingers
elmoisfurry: climbs up the ladder
elmoisfurry: chuck u down the slide at 50 mph
elmoisfurry: pie goes all over the audience
davepoobond: ::jams him into the Wall of Stuff::
elmoisfurry: audience comes over and stabs u one at a time in the eye
davepoobond: SUFFER!!!
elmoisfurry: surfer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: no
elmoisfurry: wwwwwwwipe out!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: WE’RE TRADING YOUR BROTHER, FORRRRRR………THIS AMAZING LATIN SINGING SENSATION!
elmoisfurry: gasp
elmoisfurry: die!!!!!!!!!!!1
elmoisfurry: yay!!!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: ::u die::
elmoisfurry: ::never comes back to life……..ever!::
davepoobond: ::comes back to life anyway::
davepoobond: AHA!
elmoisfurry: ::remids dave hes dead::
elmoisfurry: ::dave remembers falls down and dies again::
elmoisfurry: ::never to return!!!!!!!!!!!!!::
davepoobond: ::comes back to life again::
elmoisfurry: ::not::
elmoisfurry: heh heh heh
elmoisfurry: got ya
elmoisfurry: beyatch
elmoisfurry: u smell of rancid beffy logs!
elmoisfurry: muahahahahahaha
elmoisfurry: who go me online
davepoobond: the hell
elmoisfurry: the hell?!
elmoisfurry: thats not even a place
elmoisfurry: whoooooooooooops
davepoobond: what the hell
elmoisfurry: i meant to spell where not who
elmoisfurry: lol
elmoisfurry: wheeeeeeeeeeee
elmoisfurry: chachachat
davepoobond: fafafart
elmoisfurry: dadadie
Wynken: no?
elmoisfurry: yea
Wynken: i mean, its not lyke im gonna send u soemthing stupid
elmoisfurry: i was jokin i dont really wanta do anything for money on tha internet they r all scams
Wynken: but u actually do recieve a check
elmoisfurry: oooooooooooo check for 5 dollars…wut a prize…not!
Wynken: come on….im supposed to recuite ppl
elmoisfurry: twenty twenty twenty four hours agoooo, i wanna be sedated
Wynken: fine, fine
Wynken: geez!
elmoisfurry: yea, i believe u, its just i think its stupid to answer asurvey and get a check in the mail for 5 bucks
elmoisfurry: lol
Wynken: the survey takes only 5-10mins
Wynken: well, if u dont want to answer them, at sign up so i can get credit
elmoisfurry: for 5 bucks?!?!?!
Wynken: be kind, hav a heart
elmoisfurry: thats a long time for 5 bucks
elmoisfurry: i do
elmoisfurry: its just not workin right no
Wynken: no it isnt!
elmoisfurry: now*
elmoisfurry: yea huh!
Wynken: aww….
elmoisfurry: yup
elmoisfurry: heh heh
elmoisfurry: soooooooooooo
elmoisfurry: y do u need to recruit peeps?
Wynken: yea
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: y
elmoisfurry: ?
elmoisfurry: y
elmoisfurry: as in why
elmoisfurry: but not
Wynken: its my job
elmoisfurry: oooooooook
Wynken: oh,…sorrie
elmoisfurry: WUT
elmoisfurry: whoops
elmoisfurry: wut
Wynken: if i dont, i ont egt paid
Wynken: dont get paid
Wynken: huh>
elmoisfurry: y is ur buddy icon a pink…thingy with hair
Wynken: its not hair!
elmoisfurry: THEN WUT IS IT
elmoisfurry: then wut is it
Wynken: its just marks
elmoisfurry: ………….k
elmoisfurry: so how much do u get paid for each recruit
Wynken: tats for me to noe
elmoisfurry: awwwwwww come on
elmoisfurry: from friend to friend
elmoisfurry: u can tell me
elmoisfurry: π
Wynken: wellz, u said u werent interested so….
elmoisfurry: i not interested in the survey, bu im interested in how much u get paid
Wynken: fill it out and then ill tell u
elmoisfurry: …………….k
Wynken: email
Wynken: addy
elmoisfurry: elmoisfurry@hotmail.com
elmoisfurry: now i know where i met u!!!!!
elmoisfurry: unichat
elmoisfurry: muahahahahahahahaha
Wynken: okaies….check ur email
elmoisfurry: THEN WUT IS IT
elmoisfurry: then wut is it
Wynken: its just marks
elmoisfurry: ………….k
elmoisfurry: so how much do u get paid for each recruit
Wynken: tats for me to noe
elmoisfurry: awwwwwww come on
elmoisfurry: from friend to friend
elmoisfurry: u can tell me
elmoisfurry: π
Wynken: wellz, u said u werent interested so….
elmoisfurry: i not interested in the survey, bu im interested in how much u get paid
Wynken: fill it out and then ill tell u
elmoisfurry: …………….k
Wynken: email
Wynken: addy
elmoisfurry: elmoisfurry@hotmail.com
elmoisfurry: now i know where i met u!!!!!
elmoisfurry: unichat
elmoisfurry: muahahahahahahahaha
Wynken: okaies….check ur email
::email message::
Welcome to Team Look-Look!
elmoisfurry>: k, so how much u make
Wynken: do u fill it out?
elmoisfurry: yeppers
Wynken: log on
elmoisfurry: k
elmoisfurry: ……………….
elmoisfurry: its not workin
Wynken: ar u sure?
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: i tried 2 times
Wynken: wat do u mean>
elmoisfurry: i tried loggin on twice
elmoisfurry: it dont not worky purky
Wynken: yea, it does!
elmoisfurry: no!
elmoisfurry: it doesnt
elmoisfurry: its crap
elmoisfurry: thats wut it is
elmoisfurry: c
elmoisfurry: r
elmoisfurry: a
elmoisfurry: p
elmoisfurry: !
elmoisfurry: crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wynken: go check ur email again!
elmoisfurry: k…………..
elmoisfurry: now wut
Wynken: go!!!
Wynken: ok…..
elmoisfurry: k!
Wynken: see a confrimation emial?
elmoisfurry: yea!
Wynken: click on it
Wynken: it will take u to teh site
elmoisfurry: k
elmoisfurry: ……………
Wynken: got it>
elmoisfurry: BOOYEA……….oh wait no
Wynken: wat???
elmoisfurry: it dont wooooooooorrrrrkkkkkk!!!!!!
Wynken: go to teh buttons on top,
Wynken: email ur manager
elmoisfurry: piece o’crapp
Wynken: shut up!
elmoisfurry: lol
elmoisfurry: y
elmoisfurry: im just tellin tha trut
elmoisfurry: brb
elmoisfurry: gotta get aslice o’ pizza
Wynken: kay
elmoisfurry: bak
elmoisfurry: soooooooooo
Wynken: kay
Wynken: so…..
elmoisfurry: wut am i supposed to do
elmoisfurry: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Wynken: clicked on teh button yet?
elmoisfurry: yes
elmoisfurry: i didnt work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: it*
Wynken: wat ar u talking bout>>>>
Wynken: read to me teh buttons
elmoisfurry: login!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wynken: wats wrong wit ur comp??//
elmoisfurry: everythin, cept anythin
Wynken: u cant even log in?
elmoisfurry: nope
elmoisfurry: its being stupid
elmoisfurry: stupid like a monkey butted octopus
Wynken: u then didnt fill it out!!
elmoisfurry: yes!!! i did!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wynken: then wats ur problem???/
elmoisfurry: well, im allegic to marsupials, im made of spam and cornbeef, and im a woman-except im a man
Wynken: hahaha….so funny tat im beyond laughing
elmoisfurry: thats mean………..
Wynken: sorrie….
elmoisfurry: u better b…….:'(
Wynken: alrite
elmoisfurry: =-Oyay!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-!
Wynken: wat???
elmoisfurry: huh?!?!?!?!?!
Wynken: u said yay
elmoisfurry: my friend says to poop on ur face!! whee!
Wynken: geez!!!
elmoisfurry: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wynken: fine, forget it
Wynken: nevermind
elmoisfurry: ok!
elmoisfurry: so
elmoisfurry: hows ur puppy
Wynken: fine, just fine but he hates though
Wynken: you though
elmoisfurry: que???????????/
elmoisfurry: but……….
elmoisfurry: i………….
Wynken: didnt do anything?
elmoisfurry: made him myself, how could he hate me
Wynken: things turn against u, u noe
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: nothing turns against the great power of…….DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUN!!! ME!
Wynken: lol!!!
Wynken: u??
elmoisfurry: NO
Wynken: lol!!!!
elmoisfurry: U
elmoisfurry: muahahahahaha
elmoisfurry: i am the almighty ME!
elmoisfurry: nothing can disobey ME!
elmoisfurry: i am……………MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Wynken: yea, yea
elmoisfurry: YEA! YEA!!
elmoisfurry: sooooooooooooo
elmoisfurry: hey!
elmoisfurry: i gotta question for u!!!!!!!!!!
Wynken: wat?
elmoisfurry: how many pies would it take to fill a horse(if you had just the skin, no bones or anything)???????????????
elmoisfurry: answer that…muahahahahahaha
Wynken: as much as u want
elmoisfurry: wrong!!!!hahahahahahaha
elmoisfurry: stuuuuuuuupid!
Wynken: uh huh
elmoisfurry: its actually
elmoisfurry: a lot
elmoisfurry: i dont really know the answer…….yet!!
elmoisfurry: wut is the survey question anyway??
elmoisfurry: how much poop would a poopchuck chuck if a poopchuck could chuck poop?????
elmoisfurry: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: i gotta go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
elmoisfurry: buy!boof face
elmoisfurry: holmes………..u smell of rotten beef carcases
Holmes: thanks
elmoisfurry: thats not a compliment u jackass
elmoisfurry: get it
elmoisfurry: jack
elmoisfurry: …….
elmoisfurry: ass
Holmes: o
elmoisfurry: heh heh heh
elmoisfurry: like a donkey
Holmes: who is this thou
elmoisfurry: hahahahahahahahahahaha
elmoisfurry: im thou
Holmes: oh ok thou
Holmes: i’m george w bush
elmoisfurry: BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!1
elmoisfurry: but i thought u were ploppy McPlopperson, esq.
Holmes: nah
Holmes: thats my next vice president
elmoisfurry: damn
Holmes: Bklynzballer
elmoisfurry: he smells like ham
elmoisfurry: nein
elmoisfurry: essen mein schise gern
Holmes: yea
elmoisfurry: schisse
Holmes: yewah
elmoisfurry: i staind my socks with my cranberry juice-and-spam sandwich
Holmes: cool
elmoisfurry: u guys r dumb
Holmes: !
Holmes: i know ur one of us
Holmes: in the chat
elmoisfurry: davepoopypeanutsbond is made of pickle jelly and congeled fart
Holmes: stimpyismyname
elmoisfurry: oh crap my coke
Holmes: or elmoisfurry
elmoisfurry: howd u know
elmoisfurry: elmo sucks
Holmes: just do hehehehe
elmoisfurry: so does nose
elmoisfurry: his nose is soooooooooooo poo filled
Holmes: lol
Holmes: how about his ears?
Holmes: are the poo filled too
elmoisfurry: he has none, just a bunch of noses
elmoisfurry: but not all of them are poo filled
elmoisfurry: only 13 out of 47
Holmes: o
elmoisfurry: 26 of them are filled with crack cocaine and electrical appliances
elmoisfurry: 7 of them are stupid
Holmes: oh
Holmes: which am i under
elmoisfurry: and the last one is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious……oh wait, no, its stupid too
Holmes: o
Holmes: a lot of stupids
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: cause hes stupid like a flappy fish
elmoisfurry: homless
elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha
Holmes: would help to know what your talking about but ok
elmoisfurry: no u will never know what i am talking about because i eat my vitamins
elmoisfurry: so there
Holmes: o.o
elmoisfurry: wtf
elmoisfurry: u talkin bout mah momma
elmoisfurry: oh yea, well, ur a dirty ho that eat fried beans just so you can fart and still have a good time
elmoisfurry: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: immmmmmmmmmmmmmmm soooooooooooooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Holmes: ahh
Holmes: your scaring me
elmoisfurry: no
elmoisfurry: not
elmoisfurry: im actually a stupid idiot
elmoisfurry: who poops his own pants
elmoisfurry: every 30 seconds
elmoisfurry: cause i suck
elmoisfurry: ………..wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Holmes: ahh
Holmes: i’m trying to make this funy log!
elmoisfurry: IM TRYING TO KILLLLLLLLLL UUUUUUU
Holmes: o
elmoisfurry: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holmes: well do it already
elmoisfurry: ::kill::
Holmes: ::dies::
elmoisfurry: ::dumps on homless’s face and makes him eat it, even though hes dead and its stupid::
Holmes: ………..
elmoisfurry: DAVE SMELLS
elmoisfurry: dont u …………….. me
Holmes: yeah
Holmes: i won’t u……………….me
elmoisfurry: ill ……………. ………………. …………………………………………………………….and……………………………………ed………………………… beotch
Holmes: your mom is such a …………..mother……….’in….stinkin’……..fat…….bean eatin’……….bag
elmoisfurry: jfugudytfkhtfljflju
elmoisfurry: hkiujg
elmoisfurry: hj
elmoisfurry: oph
elmoisfurry: p
elmoisfurry: olih
Holmes: …………….
elmoisfurry: ;ihbhlgyouifthtrgwsefywerfqwrstupooooooooooooopppppppppp
Holmes: ………..
Holmes: …………
Holmes: …………..
Holmes: ………….
Holmes: ………….
Holmes: ………….
Holmes: ……….
Holmes: ..
Holmes: π
Holmes: :-)(
Holmes signed off at 4:37:54 PM.
Holmes signed on at 4:39:01 PM.
elmoisfurry: oooooooooooooooooooo look at meeeeeee
elmoisfurry: im hoooooolmes
elmoisfurry: i sign off and on whenever i waaaaant
Holmes: no i’m holmes
Holmes: and I sign off when ever i want
elmoisfurry: not ne more
Holmes: so holmes whats new
elmoisfurry: ho monkey
elmoisfurry: thats ur new name
elmoisfurry: ho monkey
elmoisfurry: or
elmoisfurry: ho ho the ho
Holmes: no bobo the ho
elmoisfurry: or ho ho the hoe
elmoisfurry: no thats gay ho ho
elmoisfurry: i think ho ho the ho’ing hoe is a good name
elmoisfurry: yes
elmoisfurry: ur new name is
Holmes: ok
elmoisfurry: ho ho the ho’ing hoe
Holmes: so holmes
Holmes: whats up
elmoisfurry: ur pooped up face
elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha
Holmes: HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Holmes: i’m a ho’ing hoe
elmoisfurry: noooooo
elmoisfurry: ur ho ho the ho’ing hoe
elmoisfurry: AND U GOTTA SAY HO HO HO. IM A HOE THATS A HO. LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: and add on an “AUHH!!” every once in a while
elmoisfurry: guess who i am
Holmes: dave
Holmes: or stimpy
elmoisfurry: nonononononononononono
elmoisfurry: they b gaygay
Holmes: o
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: beotch
Holmes: o
elmoisfurry: damn u suck at being not boring
Holmes: yeah i know
Holmes: i was born with the talent
elmoisfurry: no thats sukitude
elmoisfurry: an ability would be being able to poop ten yards
elmoisfurry: now thats a talent
Holmes signed off at 4:58:16 PM.
elmoisfurry: u suck
Previous message was not received by Holmes because of error: User
Holmes is not available.
elmoisfurry: gay ho
Previous message was not received by Holmes because of error: User
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elmoisfurry: stop saying that bitch
Previous message was not received by Holmes because of error: User
Holmes is not available.
Note: Happened at the same time as #5908
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elmoisfurry: a donkey. moooooooo moooooooo. im a donkey can u tell? poopies smell nice when there eaten by squishy jellyfish. did u know that? cause i did
zav: who is this
elmoisfurry: duh
elmoisfurry: isnt it obvious im a donkey
zav: who is this
elmoisfurry: i thought i told u already
elmoisfurry: the real question is who am i????????????
elmoisfurry: yea
elmoisfurry: i thought so
elmoisfurry: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: hello???????????????????????????????????????//
elmoisfurry: r u der
elmoisfurry: ????????????????????
elmoisfurry: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
elmoisfurry: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
elmoisfurry: r u there zav
elmoisfurry: do u know who i am
zav: no
zav: tell me
elmoisfurry: k
elmoisfurry: ill give u tree guesses
zav: OK
zav: first where do u go to school
elmoisfurry: thats confidential if i tld u id have to eat ur cat
zav: hello
elmoisfurry hi
elmoisfurry: u don want me to eat ur cat do u
elmoisfurry: ???????????????????????????
zav: what
elmoisfurry: huh
elmoisfurry: wut u talkin bout foo
zav: who is this really
zav: stop playing games
elmoisfurry: well ill give u hint
zav: i dont like to play games
elmoisfurry: my name rymes with squigglyfishy
zav signed off at 12:33:34 AM.
zav signed on at 12:34:34 AM.
elmoisfurry: whered u go
zav: who is this
elmoisfurry: ok ill tell u
elmoisfurry: my name is joeseph
elmoisfurry: u can call me bob though
zav: OK how did u get my screen name
elmoisfurry: i made it up and put it on my buddy list
elmoisfurry: and u happened to b real
elmoisfurry: yay
zav: huh
zav: well im a guy
zav: and im sorry im not gay
elmoisfurry: really??????? wow
elmoisfurry: UR GAY
elmoisfurry: I DIDNT KNOW THAT
elmoisfurry: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
elmoisfurry: SIKO
zav: really im not
elmoisfurry: SIKO SIKO
zav: im not
zav: really
elmoisfurry: SUREEEEEEEE
elmoisfurry: THATS WUT U WANT TO THINK
zav: positive
elmoisfurry: BUT WE ALL KNOW UR A FAGGY
zav: really im not gay
elmoisfurry: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
elmoisfurry: THATS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IVE EVER HEARD
elmoisfurry: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elmoisfurry: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zav: haha
zav: funny wasent it
Note: This happened at the same time as #5909.
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davepoobond: whoop dee whoop!!!!!!!
zav: who is this
davepoobond: who is this?
davepoobond: who is THIS
zav: dont know who is this ??
davepoobond: …….who is what?
davepoobond: i’m Oprah
davepoobond: nice to meet you
davepoobond: is that what you want me to say?
davepoobond: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
zav: yeah im sure Oprah has this kind of sreen name
davepoobond: yeah, well, i cant help it, i’m a morron
davepoobond: a morron with a book club
davepoobond: so, sue me
davepoobond: seriously
davepoobond: sue me!
davepoobond: take my precious book club away!
zav: go away now bye
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: ok fine
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: hi
zav: bye
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: hi
zav: go away
zav: NOW!!!!!!!
davepoobond: pooooop
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After #5909 happened:
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davepoobond: GAAAAAAAAYyy!
zav: who the hell is this
davepoobond: its me!
davepoobond: your old pal spud
zav: me who
zav: OK
davepoobond: me who who?
zav: bye
davepoobond: who is me who who?
davepoobond: whooooooo
Note: This guy is acting (or roleplaying, as some like to call it) like he is Trunks from Dragon Ball Z, which is obviously his character that he roleplays as.
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MalibuMooN: hi
Chibi Trunks: hi
MalibuMooN: wuzz up
Chibi Trunks: not much, why?
MalibuMooN: just askin
Chibi Trunks: oh
MalibuMooN: yup
Chibi Trunks: do i know you?
MalibuMooN: nope dont think soo
Chibi Trunks: didn’t think so either, just checking
MalibuMooN: ok
MalibuMooN: u like trunks i see
MalibuMooN: i love trunks
MalibuMooN: hes sweet
Chibi Trunks: ::raises an eyebrow:: really? you do?
MalibuMooN: yup
MalibuMooN: he rules
Chibi Trunks: ::puts a hand on her shoulder:: thanks, but i already have a girlfriend
MalibuMooN: i aint askin u that
MalibuMooN: u r 8 arnt u
Chibi Trunks: yep
MalibuMooN: too old 4 u
Chibi Trunks: heh
MalibuMooN: tell me do u look like trunks
Chibi Trunks: ::sighs:: yes, i look a lot like trunks
MalibuMooN: i see
MalibuMooN: u must be hot 4 an 8 year old
Chibi Trunks: uhh, i guess
MalibuMooN: u got purple hair
MalibuMooN: i see
Chibi Trunks: yeo
Chibi Trunks: yep*
MalibuMooN: u got to be kiddin me
Chibi Trunks: nope
MalibuMooN: whatever
MalibuMooN: how tall r u
Chibi Trunks: about 4 feet
MalibuMooN: u short hun
Chibi Trunks: ::shrugs:: i’m only 8
MalibuMooN: but … ur has tall has as 1 or my frinds and hes 12
Chibi Trunks: so?
MalibuMooN: nevermind
Chibi Trunks: k
MalibuMooN: ok
MalibuMooN: u like limp bizkit
Chibi Trunks: huh? don’t buiskets get limp when they’re soggy?
MalibuMooN: lol
MalibuMooN: fred durst
MalibuMooN: rollin rollin
Chibi Trunks: oh
MalibuMooN: duh
Chibi Trunks: ((sorry to interupt, but you do realize that you’re talking to Trunks don’t you?))
MalibuMooN: yup
Chibi Trunks: ((good, in that case, i’ll leave the two of you alone))
MalibuMooN: lol
MalibuMooN: ok
MalibuMooN: sorry i g2g ill be back on in a few mins
MalibuMooN: peace out
Chibi Trunks: k
—–
In response to this IM, this came about.
SheMaleHo: lmao… that is queer…
davepoobond: yeah that IM is pretty stupid
davepoobond: i dont care though
davepoobond: it’ll still go up
SheMaleHo: he was role playing trunks and saying he looked like trunks?
SheMaleHo: oh wait
SheMaleHo: I get it.
SheMaleHo: what a dick.
Note: This isn’t really funny by itself. Its just a bunch of sex stuff. So if you’re not interested, don’t read.
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She (Serori) didn’t know Aikouka was a girl In Real Life…-
Aikouka: ::his hand shakes a little and slide down holding her thiegh up to him , his mind racing asAikouka: his hand caresses her lower lower back::
Serori: ::Pulls away from the kiss slowly looking into his eyes , her body shakeing, she whispers
Serori: very gently giveing his hip a good squeez:: I love you. . .
Aikouka: ::his face is really red and eyes glistening , he whispers back purrrring soft as he does::
Aikouka: i love you too ::his tail caresses her leg::
Aikouka: ::slieghtly breathing hard from the exitment::
Serori: ::Shuts her eyes a bit hopeing shes not makeing him un-comfortable . ..remembering what he
Serori: said yesterday about takeing things slow. . .doesnt know what to do, just knows shes excited::
Aikouka: ::halts that though and kisses her again with alot more passion his arm sqeezes her and his
Aikouka: other pulls her closer tugging at her leg gently::
Aikouka: thought*
Serori: ::Kisses him back and her ahnd squeezes around his hip a bit tighter. it runs up his side
Serori: and arund to his chest, tugs at his shirt alittle, and her tail rubs at his belly some more:
Serori: hand*
Aikouka: ::falling comletly into the moment , his hand searches and reaches up the back of her shirt
Aikouka: rubbung her bare back and he slides his hand a little farther up her leg still with a firm
Aikouka: grip::
Aikouka: rubbing*
Serori: ::Is wearing what usagi was wearing in the pic her mun sent, minus the red jacket, so her
Serori: black skirt is sort of bunched and pulled up a little, and she puts her leg up over his,
Serori: wrapping it around him again, breaks the kiss and moves her lips to his neck, kissing and
Serori: biteing softly::
Aikouka: ::his eyes till closed he tilts his head away from her opening more neck to her , his and on
Aikouka: her leg shakes another time hoping hes not going to far pushes her rear to him pressing her
Aikouka: to his body , his other hand still massages her back deeper into the muscle::
Serori: ::Lets out a soft whimper/moan. licks a small trail up his neck with her toung, up to his
Serori: ear and she nibbles it, not knowing really where this is going. . .but likes it, and is very
Serori: interested in finding out. Pushes herself up to his body firmer as close as she can and rubs
Serori: his belly more, firmer and slowler::
Aikouka: ::his purr slows to a long deep vibration , doesnt know quite what hes doing but he moves
Aikouka: his hand under and to her inner thiegh and rubs there gently , while his other hand wanders
Aikouka: up higher rubbung her opposite shoulder firmly also raising her short shirt some::
Aikouka: rubbing*
Serori: ::Lets out another soft whimper/moan, not sure what to do at this point. . .not sure how far
Serori: she is aloud to go, or he wants to go. . .doesnt want to make him feel uncomfortable so lets
Serori: him take any steps up he wants to. . .kissing his neck still, moveing down a bit to his
Serori: shoulder , archeing her back inward a bit pressing their chests together::
Aikouka: ::whimpers a little at what hes about to do, his hand slips onto her panties rubbung ever so
Aikouka: lightly and feels fir a reation as his hand moves back down her back massaging her spine::
Aikouka: for*
Aikouka: his other hand*
Aikouka: rubbing*
Serori: ::Whimpers lightly and squirms closer to him like she wants more, rubbing his chest and his
Serori: belly, still to shy to do much more than that, moves her lips to his and kisses them softly
Serori: pressing them together, than slideing her toung in his mouth again, rubbing it aginst his
Serori: softly, unable to not notice how sweet he tastes::
Aikouka: ::meets her kisses with a lot of feeling his tounge shifts around and under hers , while his
Aikouka: hand massages his a little harder through her panties moving his middle finger farther then
Aikouka: the others , his other hand mover to head neck holding her close to him;;
Aikouka: moves*
Serori: ::Rolls over on top of him, strattled over him again layin on top, with the movement her
Serori: skirt was pulled all the way up, decideing its useless now she slides it off her legs and
Serori: kicks it to the foot of the couch, sits up alittle looking down to him, breathing heavily,
Serori: now just in panties and her tight short white tank top, her tail flicks around some more::
Aikouka: ::opens his eyes thier now comletly blue and go very deep also breathing hard::
Aikouka: ::sits up and kisses her neck down to her shest reching down and continues rubbing her but
Aikouka: this time he slides his hand down her panties to do so his tail reaches around and holds her
Aikouka: leg::
Aikouka: chest*
Serori: ::Wraps her legs tightly around him kissing his neck sloppily and breathing hard on it::
Serori: ::Reaches down to the bottom of his shirt and lifts it over his head::
Serori: ::Runs her hands down his bare chest and stomach, whimpering lightly , starts to kiss his
Serori: shoulders::
Aikouka: ::whimpers at the news hes just gotten from his mun and desides to finish her only this
Aikouka: time::
Aikouka: ( 20 mins left ::pout:: till work )
Aikouka: ::he pushes his hand into her only sqeezing in with his middle finger::
Aikouka: ::kisses her shoulders softly as well:;
Aikouka: shoulder*
Aikouka: ::slides his head up to her cheek and nuzzles her lovingly:: ::he gets a urge and slips his
Aikouka: middle finger into her and waits for a reaction::
Serori: ::Shuts her eyes tight and rests her forehead on his shoulder moaning lightly and arching
Serori: her back , squeezing at his sides alittle::
Aikouka: ::sees she like this and softly sucks on her neck while pushing into her with his finger and
Aikouka: sliding it around and about while rubbing her chest with his other hand::::
Serori: ::Titls her head backwards alittle moaning more, overwhelmed with all of this wishing he
Serori: didnt have to go soon . .doesnt know what she’ll do then::
Aikouka: ::reaches under her small shirt and start sqeezing her nipple slieghtly and still sucking
Aikouka: her neck , he speeds his hand up pushing into her hard , also wishing he didnt…::
Serori: ::Bites down on her lip very hard debates weither or not just stripping him and takeing him
Serori: now in the short time they have left. . .feels hes uncomfortable already though, so she just
Serori: lets him do to her as he pleases. . .::
Aikouka: ::starts to push his index finger in as well as hes running out of time he uses his other
Aikouka: hand to rubband sqeeze one of her breats gently stroking her nipple stil and nibbles on her
Aikouka: neck gently::
Serori: ::Runs her handdown his chest to his stomach rubbing it firmly, puts her other hand on the
Serori: arm that has the fingers inside of her, rubing it hard encourageing the motions::
Aikouka: ::slides both fingers into her the speeds up again pushing hard as he licks up her neck to
Aikouka: her chin and kisses her softly::
Serori: ::Kisses him back, the moans vibrateing on to his lips a bit, her eyes are shut tight and
Serori: her whole body is shakeing, the musles inside of her clentch down on his fingers giveing
Serori: them a good squeez, grones thinking about how he has to go soon . . .is not finished with
Serori: him yet::
Aikouka: ::feels his fingers get a squeeze and holds his hand there for a sec then slides them out
Aikouka: ::but still rubs her there gently:: wow
Serori: ::Pants alittle resting her chin on his shoulder resting there, leaning up aginst him,
Serori: whispers softly:: I love you . . .
Aikouka: ::licks her ears softly and whispers back:: and i love you.. ::he then falls dead alseep
Aikouka: like hes been drugged by his mun:: (( sorry gotto go ~.~ gunnu be late hehe ))
Serori: ((Kay ^.^))
Aikouka: (( ill be on again around 12 ..its 1:30 here so if you do the math i bid you adue ))
Lew: LOL
Blind Bubba: waht
Lew: ur away msg is funny
Blind Bubba: i kno
Lew: u done with math homework
Lew: ?
Blind Bubba: havent even started
Blind Bubba: its gonna take like 5 minutes
Lew: ive half way done
Lew: while im playin on the comp
Lew: johnny
Lew: i fell asleep during the class review
Blind Bubba: wah
Blind Bubba: lol
Lew: and this shit is fuckin pissing me off
Lew: wats that site u said
Lew: alegebra sumtin .com
Blind Bubba: lol, this is easy shit
Lew: or wat
Lew: fuck u
Lew: come on
Blind Bubba: algebrahelp.com
Lew: i got 15 min
Lew: do we have 2 show r work
Lew: fuck
Blind Bubba: i think
Blind Bubba: dont kno
Lew: just get ur math homework out
Lew: lets do it together
Lew: PLZ
Lew: HELP ME
Lew: i need help
Blind Bubba: bah
Blind Bubba: wait
Lew: johnny plz
Blind Bubba: yea ok wait
Lew: its Page 643
Lew: im on problem 30
Blind Bubba: i kno you fag
Lew: ur seat kinda sux
Lew: u have 2 sit behind Manor
Blind Bubba: lol i kno
Blind Bubba: and I have to listen to all those girls bitch all day
Lew: lol
Lew: i slept in class behind Tyler
Lew: he sits up strait so she doesnt notice me
Lew: got ur homework out yet?
Blind Bubba: no
Blind Bubba: im watching a flash movie on my comp
Lew: come on hurry up
Blind Bubba: wati till its over
Lew: DUDE
Lew: i got 12 MIN
Lew: COME ON
Lew: i have a damn job dude
Lew: plz fuckin help u asshole
Lew: u no wat would have been fuckin funny
Lew: if we wound up sitting next 2 each other
Blind Bubba: that would be fucking weird
Lew: that would b hallarious
Blind Bubba: we’d have another fuckin war
Lew: lol
Lew: lol war
Lew: lmao
Lew: lol
Lew: thats funny shit
Lew: JOHNNY
Lew: COME ON
Blind Bubba: k
Blind Bubba: my mom came in so i had to stop the movie
Blind Bubba: so now i have to start it from the fuckin beginning
Blind Bubba: or do my hw
Blind Bubba: i might was well do thefuckin hw you dumbass
Lew: COME ON DUE
Blind Bubba: and why the fuck are you on 30
Lew: DAMN
Blind Bubba: its multiples of 4
Lew: 30?
Lew: yea
Lew: aw shit
Blind Bubba: ….30 isn’t a multiple of 4
Blind Bubba: LMAO
Blind Bubba: LMAO LMAO LMAO
Blind Bubba: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAH
Lew: shut up
Lew: im tired
Blind Bubba: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHAHHAA
Lew: fuck u
Blind Bubba: this is THE funniest shit EVER
Blind Bubba: Im saving this IM
Lew: o man
Lew: u ass
Blind Bubba: and Im gonna read it like every fucking day
Lew: NO
Blind Bubba: and Im going to show it to everyone who comes over
Lew: NO NO NO
Lew: JOHNNY
Blind Bubba: I called it
Blind Bubba: “Stupid Matt”
Lew: 790-7684
Blind Bubba: y
Lew: thats ur #
Blind Bubba: no…
Blind Bubba: you can call it
Blind Bubba: no, call it right now
Lew: i did
Blind Bubba: LMAO
Lew: its on the internet
Blind Bubba: I HAVE TO RESAVE THIS
Blind Bubba: lmao lmao lmao
Lew: shut up
Lew: just help me
RvltnSccr: hey
RvltnSccr: my is mike
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ho
RvltnSccr: iam from nj
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: we
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *ew
RvltnSccr: iam 16
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i am 45
RvltnSccr: lol
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: no really i ma
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *am
RvltnSccr: π
RvltnSccr: ok
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: wait… that was 59 years ago
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: im 104 now
RvltnSccr: lol
RvltnSccr: sorry
RvltnSccr: i know dont talk
RvltnSccr: π
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: dont talk?
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i love to talk
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hold on one sec
RvltnSccr: are u thare
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: nope
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: this is a mirage
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur hot
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: are u a guy?
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur a girl, huh!
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i knew it
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RvltnSccr: iam a boy
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: oh
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i am a woman
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur old man, im 3
RvltnSccr: iam 16 yearo ld
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CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: iknow… ur old im 3 yearo ld
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ai ma woman
RvltnSccr: today was my birthday
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: una nin~a
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: thats nice
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: so u treated urself 2 a bunch of porn movies, rite?
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: oops
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *slaps hand over mouth*
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: huh? dijadijadija?
RvltnSccr: what are talki na bout
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: :-\\u need a typing class, man
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur high, huh
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i knew it!
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: why am i doing all the talking?
RvltnSccr: aim from nj
RvltnSccr: live in soth orange
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: aim from HELL
RvltnSccr: lool
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: sent to haunt
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: howd u get my screen name?
RvltnSccr: from where
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: huh hu huh
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ?
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *pokes u in the ribs*
RvltnSccr: chat
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: RvltnSccr: owwwwww
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: chat… chat.. o y es… THE chat
RvltnSccr: sorry talk u dont want to talk bye
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye!
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: cya
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CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: amigos
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hasta man~ana!
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: sianara
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: cya
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CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye
RvltnSccr: i crzy
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: rvltnsccrs
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: no i am
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye
RvltnSccr: a kiss
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: :-*
RvltnSccr: :-*
RvltnSccr: π
RvltnSccr: π
RvltnSccr: bye
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye
RvltnSccr: coll
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: (now its ur turn to say bye
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ok i will
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: wait a minute
RvltnSccr: bye
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *slowly turns around*
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u little trickster!
RvltnSccr: b
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u never gave me ur number!
RvltnSccr: y
RvltnSccr: e
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: e
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: byebye
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RvltnSccr: :-*
RvltnSccr: lol
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CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: did u really mean bye?
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i dont think u did
RvltnSccr: i didn
RvltnSccr: how old ur u
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hmmm
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: 104
RvltnSccr: please rell me
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: rell u?
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: im not sure what that means but i will
RvltnSccr: really
RvltnSccr: stop playin
RvltnSccr: how old are u
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: but i like to play!
RvltnSccr: dont
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: what will u giv me
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RvltnSccr: in as tree
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hold on
RvltnSccr: my phone number
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: haha…
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RvltnSccr: :-*
RvltnSccr: O:-)
RvltnSccr: please
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: please what?
RvltnSccr: how old
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u really wanna know?
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: I LOVE CHEEEEEESSSSSEEEE!
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CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: E
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RvltnSccr: ;p;
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i can type
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RvltnSccr: :\'(
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u doubt my typing abilities?
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ill show u
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i went thru the typing book in my freshmen year in 20 minutes
RvltnSccr: u crzy
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: not as crazy as me!
RvltnSccr: are my age
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: are my age?
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CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: what kindof a question is that?
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Auto response from CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: the monsters are attacing
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RvltnSccr:
my dreams are mine to my sterious happenings in my sleep
lately all i seem to do is dream and think of you .
loving you is one of my dreams because when i do it brings about happiest ,and tears .my love for you continues to grow .for some reason i cant seen to let you go i love u
RvltnSccr: talk to u tommow
CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: sorry i was gone
Previous message was not received by RvltnSccr because of error: User RvltnSccr is not available.
chibicelchan: why do mock me?!
ZoeOnAOL: I did not know it does.
chibicelchan: you are mock me
ZoeOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mock me.
chibicelchan: make me sad
ZoeOnAOL: What are the ingredients?
chibicelchan: not recipe for the eat, wench!!!
ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it.
chibicelchan: now you understand
ZoeOnAOL: Why now? I understand your meaning.
chibicelchan: now you answer question
ZoeOnAOL: Why now? Interesting gossip.
chibicelchan: NOT OF GOSSIP
ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it.
chibicelchan: why is you that you mock me?!
ZoeOnAOL: Why do I exist?
chibicelchan: not question of sort!
ZoeOnAOL: If not that, what?
chibicelchan: do you mock for i am female woman?
ZoeOnAOL: I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web.
chibicelchan: then why mock?!
ZoeOnAOL: Why does the sun rise?
chibicelchan: IT NOT OF SUN
ZoeOnAOL: It depends on what the meaning of the word \
WhackNuts:
She doesnt talk much, she was just complainin bought her day and id had enough of it : )
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WhackNuts: on the way to school i was flying on my hoverboard and i hit a small pont sitting in the road, in fear of geting a ticket i fled from the scene and than i ran into a leperchaun, unbeknownest to me this leperchaun
WhackNuts: was up to no good, not to mention the fact that he was jsut a drug induced hillucinayion, he told me to wear my pants on my head and my shirt on my legs
WhackNuts: i reluctantly agree=d and casually made my way to school
WhackNuts: at which time i was hit on by a three legged gypsie passing through the forest
WhackNuts: i disagreed to his passes on me and made my way to the gym
WhackNuts: we played a good old game of kick the can in gym until i tripped on the can and fell on my fout=rth digit
WhackNuts: i was writhing until the lsd kicked in and took me to the office
WhackNuts: i wouldnt agree to any furhter treatment adn i made my way to DECA
WhackNuts: we caught up on old times and realized that i ahd my right arm in the left leg of my pants, HOW EMBARASING THIS WAS
WhackNuts: i ran shreeking to my math room and than was greeted by a lenghty examination which consisted of pie baking and dog health food
WhackNuts: i definitely failed that
WhackNuts: i went to modern worls until i realized that i live in the modern world and i dont need to learn about it so i left class and was shot in the ass
WhackNuts: i ate my lunch consisting of slugs and caviar when i tried to purchase a pop
WhackNuts: my soda became stuck in the machine and so i stuck my arm in the machine
WhackNuts: my arm became lodged in this narrow area but ive been in tighter situationd than that so i jsut made my way to the rest room and lubed my arm with soap
WhackNuts: it popped out as if nothing happened and i made my way to english
WhackNuts: i was already late so i had to sing barney songs well standing on my head to be forgiven
WhackNuts: i than made my way to spanish after this humiliation and realized i could not speak any languages
WhackNuts: i made my way to bio a mere hour later and slipped and was knocked unconcious
WhackNuts: i than woke up only to be surrounded by a large group of gnomes but they let me go because i know the magic password, (which i cannot tell)
WhackNuts: i than made my way back home only to arrive at a large flagpole that i entered
WhackNuts: and it turned out the flagpole shape was jsut an illusion
WhackNuts: and thats how i got here\
WhackNuts: ur day wasnt so bad now was it??????