Category Archives: Stupid IMs

These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.

#5914: elmoisfurry -> davepoobond

elmoisfurry: gimmie 1000 bucks

elmoisfurry: ho

davepoobond: screw u

davepoobond: pimp

davepoobond: . . .

elmoisfurry: y thank u

elmoisfurry: ceaser is the salad dressing dude

davepoobond: watch Adult Swim

davepoobond: at 10

elmoisfurry: k fine

elmoisfurry: ho

elmoisfurry: when is brak

elmoisfurry: on

davepoobond: 10:30

elmoisfurry: wuts 1st

davepoobond: Home Movies

davepoobond: its still pretty good though

elmoisfurry: u mean

elmoisfurry: poop

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha

elmoisfurry: get it

elmoisfurry: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

davepoobond: right

davepoobond: me and mark made 2 movies in an hour

davepoobond: one was a skit pretty much since it was so short

davepoobond: it was called Mr. Burner is the Devil

elmoisfurry: me and me made 2 kicke the crap outta u if u keep talkin’s in an hour

elmoisfurry: wut a coincidence

davepoobond: coooooool

elmoisfurry: beyatch

elmoisfurry: well well well

elmoisfurry: if it isnt mr popinfresh

elmoisfurry: making croisants no doubt

davepoobond: lol

elmoisfurry: hoohoo!

elmoisfurry: shutup

elmoisfurry: ive had it with ur laughing

elmoisfurry: its driving me insane!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: hoohoo

elmoisfurry: arrrrrrrrrrrrg

elmoisfurry: !!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: crash bang boom

elmoisfurry: hoohoo!

elmoisfurry: damn u doughboy

elmoisfurry: ill get u next time

elmoisfurry: hoohoo!

elmoisfurry: (end)

elmoisfurry: (editing)

damn u doughboy

to

damn u and the roll u rode in on, doughboy

davepoobond: haha

davepoobond: my sister is walking around in her PE clothes

davepoobond: its dumb

elmoisfurry: llllllooooooolllllllllllllll

davepoobond: just cuz i was wearing my old PE clothes earlier

elmoisfurry: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

elmoisfurry: u dumbass

elmoisfurry: llloooooolllllllllll

davepoobond: i can wear whatever i damn want to

davepoobond: thats why

davepoobond: they still fit, so i wear them at home

elmoisfurry: yea, except for pe clothes

elmoisfurry: dumbass

davepoobond: i dont care, its not like they’re not clean

davepoobond: what’s so bad about wearing them?

elmoisfurry: they

elmoisfurry: suck

elmoisfurry: balls

davepoobond: wah wah cry me a river. go tell someone who CARES

elmoisfurry: the first part made no sense

elmoisfurry: dumbass

elmoisfurry: stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid

davepoobond: ummm………………………………………………………………….THATS IT! YOU GO TO THE PIE POD

davepoobond: ::grabs you, and jams you into the pie pod, restraining him in it::

davepoobond: ahahah! ::starts it::

elmoisfurry: gets out

elmoisfurry: stabs dave

elmoisfurry: throws him down the pie coaster

elmoisfurry: laughs

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

elmoisfurry: haha

elmoisfurry: ur dead

elmoisfurry: wut a looser

davepoobond: ::gets out, and jumps into the air, putting you into the Pie Wash:: AHAHAHAH

davepoobond: ::starts it, and he spins around::

davepoobond: ahahaha! ::pie stuff comes out of the hoses::

elmoisfurry: puts on speacial no pie suit

elmoisfurry: hahahahaha

elmoisfurry: not ur turn down the

elmoisfurry: …………

elmoisfurry: pie slide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: picks u up with 2 fingers

elmoisfurry: climbs up the ladder

elmoisfurry: chuck u down the slide at 50 mph

elmoisfurry: pie goes all over the audience

davepoobond: ::jams him into the Wall of Stuff::

elmoisfurry: audience comes over and stabs u one at a time in the eye

davepoobond: SUFFER!!!

elmoisfurry: surfer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: no

elmoisfurry: wwwwwwwipe out!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: WE’RE TRADING YOUR BROTHER, FORRRRRR………THIS AMAZING LATIN SINGING SENSATION!

elmoisfurry: gasp

elmoisfurry: die!!!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: yay!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: ::u die::

elmoisfurry: ::never comes back to life……..ever!::

davepoobond: ::comes back to life anyway::

davepoobond: AHA!

elmoisfurry: ::remids dave hes dead::

elmoisfurry: ::dave remembers falls down and dies again::

elmoisfurry: ::never to return!!!!!!!!!!!!!::

davepoobond: ::comes back to life again::

elmoisfurry: ::not::

elmoisfurry: heh heh heh

elmoisfurry: got ya

elmoisfurry: beyatch

elmoisfurry: u smell of rancid beffy logs!

elmoisfurry: muahahahahahaha

#5911: Wynken -> elmoisfurry

Wynken: no?

elmoisfurry: yea

Wynken: i mean, its not lyke im gonna send u soemthing stupid

elmoisfurry: i was jokin i dont really wanta do anything for money on tha internet they r all scams

Wynken: but u actually do recieve a check

elmoisfurry: oooooooooooo check for 5 dollars…wut a prize…not!

Wynken: come on….im supposed to recuite ppl

elmoisfurry: twenty twenty twenty four hours agoooo, i wanna be sedated

Wynken: fine, fine

Wynken: geez!

elmoisfurry: yea, i believe u, its just i think its stupid to answer asurvey and get a check in the mail for 5 bucks

elmoisfurry: lol

Wynken: the survey takes only 5-10mins

Wynken: well, if u dont want to answer them, at sign up so i can get credit

elmoisfurry: for 5 bucks?!?!?!

Wynken: be kind, hav a heart

elmoisfurry: thats a long time for 5 bucks

elmoisfurry: i do

elmoisfurry: its just not workin right no

Wynken: no it isnt!

elmoisfurry: now*

elmoisfurry: yea huh!

Wynken: aww….

elmoisfurry: yup

elmoisfurry: heh heh

elmoisfurry: soooooooooooo

elmoisfurry: y do u need to recruit peeps?

Wynken: yea

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: y

elmoisfurry: ?

elmoisfurry: y

elmoisfurry: as in why

elmoisfurry: but not

Wynken: its my job

elmoisfurry: oooooooook

Wynken: oh,…sorrie

elmoisfurry: WUT

elmoisfurry: whoops

elmoisfurry: wut

Wynken: if i dont, i ont egt paid

Wynken: dont get paid

Wynken: huh>

elmoisfurry: y is ur buddy icon a pink…thingy with hair

Wynken: its not hair!

elmoisfurry: THEN WUT IS IT

elmoisfurry: then wut is it

Wynken: its just marks

elmoisfurry: ………….k

elmoisfurry: so how much do u get paid for each recruit

Wynken: tats for me to noe

elmoisfurry: awwwwwww come on

elmoisfurry: from friend to friend

elmoisfurry: u can tell me

elmoisfurry: πŸ˜€

Wynken: wellz, u said u werent interested so….

elmoisfurry: i not interested in the survey, bu im interested in how much u get paid

Wynken: fill it out and then ill tell u

elmoisfurry: …………….k

Wynken: email

Wynken: addy

elmoisfurry: elmoisfurry@hotmail.com

elmoisfurry: now i know where i met u!!!!!

elmoisfurry: unichat

elmoisfurry: muahahahahahahahaha

Wynken: okaies….check ur email

elmoisfurry: THEN WUT IS IT

elmoisfurry: then wut is it

Wynken: its just marks

elmoisfurry: ………….k

elmoisfurry: so how much do u get paid for each recruit

Wynken: tats for me to noe

elmoisfurry: awwwwwww come on

elmoisfurry: from friend to friend

elmoisfurry: u can tell me

elmoisfurry: πŸ˜€

Wynken: wellz, u said u werent interested so….

elmoisfurry: i not interested in the survey, bu im interested in how much u get paid

Wynken: fill it out and then ill tell u

elmoisfurry: …………….k

Wynken: email

Wynken: addy

elmoisfurry: elmoisfurry@hotmail.com

elmoisfurry: now i know where i met u!!!!!

elmoisfurry: unichat

elmoisfurry: muahahahahahahahaha

Wynken: okaies….check ur email

::email message::

Welcome to Team Look-Look!

elmoisfurry>: k, so how much u make

Wynken: do u fill it out?

elmoisfurry: yeppers

Wynken: log on

elmoisfurry: k

elmoisfurry: ……………….

elmoisfurry: its not workin

Wynken: ar u sure?

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: i tried 2 times

Wynken: wat do u mean>

elmoisfurry: i tried loggin on twice

elmoisfurry: it dont not worky purky

Wynken: yea, it does!

elmoisfurry: no!

elmoisfurry: it doesnt

elmoisfurry: its crap

elmoisfurry: thats wut it is

elmoisfurry: c

elmoisfurry: r

elmoisfurry: a

elmoisfurry: p

elmoisfurry: !

elmoisfurry: crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wynken: go check ur email again!

elmoisfurry: k…………..

elmoisfurry: now wut

Wynken: go!!!

Wynken: ok…..

elmoisfurry: k!

Wynken: see a confrimation emial?

elmoisfurry: yea!

Wynken: click on it

Wynken: it will take u to teh site

elmoisfurry: k

elmoisfurry: ……………

Wynken: got it>

elmoisfurry: BOOYEA……….oh wait no

Wynken: wat???

elmoisfurry: it dont wooooooooorrrrrkkkkkk!!!!!!

Wynken: go to teh buttons on top,

Wynken: email ur manager

elmoisfurry: piece o’crapp

Wynken: shut up!

elmoisfurry: lol

elmoisfurry: y

elmoisfurry: im just tellin tha trut

elmoisfurry: brb

elmoisfurry: gotta get aslice o’ pizza

Wynken: kay

elmoisfurry: bak

elmoisfurry: soooooooooo

Wynken: kay

Wynken: so…..

elmoisfurry: wut am i supposed to do

elmoisfurry: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Wynken: clicked on teh button yet?

elmoisfurry: yes

elmoisfurry: i didnt work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: it*

Wynken: wat ar u talking bout>>>>

Wynken: read to me teh buttons

elmoisfurry: login!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wynken: wats wrong wit ur comp??//

elmoisfurry: everythin, cept anythin

Wynken: u cant even log in?

elmoisfurry: nope

elmoisfurry: its being stupid

elmoisfurry: stupid like a monkey butted octopus

Wynken: u then didnt fill it out!!

elmoisfurry: yes!!! i did!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wynken: then wats ur problem???/

elmoisfurry: well, im allegic to marsupials, im made of spam and cornbeef, and im a woman-except im a man

Wynken: hahaha….so funny tat im beyond laughing

elmoisfurry: thats mean………..

Wynken: sorrie….

elmoisfurry: u better b…….:'(

Wynken: alrite

elmoisfurry: =-Oyay!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-!

Wynken: wat???

elmoisfurry: huh?!?!?!?!?!

Wynken: u said yay

elmoisfurry: my friend says to poop on ur face!! whee!

Wynken: geez!!!

elmoisfurry: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wynken: fine, forget it

Wynken: nevermind

elmoisfurry: ok!

elmoisfurry: so

elmoisfurry: hows ur puppy

Wynken: fine, just fine but he hates though

Wynken: you though

elmoisfurry: que???????????/

elmoisfurry: but……….

elmoisfurry: i………….

Wynken: didnt do anything?

elmoisfurry: made him myself, how could he hate me

Wynken: things turn against u, u noe

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: nothing turns against the great power of…….DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUN!!! ME!

Wynken: lol!!!

Wynken: u??

elmoisfurry: NO

Wynken: lol!!!!

elmoisfurry: U

elmoisfurry: muahahahahaha

elmoisfurry: i am the almighty ME!

elmoisfurry: nothing can disobey ME!

elmoisfurry: i am……………MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Wynken: yea, yea

elmoisfurry: YEA! YEA!!

elmoisfurry: sooooooooooooo

elmoisfurry: hey!

elmoisfurry: i gotta question for u!!!!!!!!!!

Wynken: wat?

elmoisfurry: how many pies would it take to fill a horse(if you had just the skin, no bones or anything)???????????????

elmoisfurry: answer that…muahahahahahaha

Wynken: as much as u want

elmoisfurry: wrong!!!!hahahahahahaha

elmoisfurry: stuuuuuuuupid!

Wynken: uh huh

elmoisfurry: its actually

elmoisfurry: a lot

elmoisfurry: i dont really know the answer…….yet!!

elmoisfurry: wut is the survey question anyway??

elmoisfurry: how much poop would a poopchuck chuck if a poopchuck could chuck poop?????

elmoisfurry: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: i gotta go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: buy!boof face

#5910: elmoisfurry -> Holmes

elmoisfurry: holmes………..u smell of rotten beef carcases

Holmes: thanks

elmoisfurry: thats not a compliment u jackass

elmoisfurry: get it

elmoisfurry: jack

elmoisfurry: …….

elmoisfurry: ass

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: heh heh heh

elmoisfurry: like a donkey

Holmes: who is this thou

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahahahahahaha

elmoisfurry: im thou

Holmes: oh ok thou

Holmes: i’m george w bush

elmoisfurry: BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: but i thought u were ploppy McPlopperson, esq.

Holmes: nah

Holmes: thats my next vice president

elmoisfurry: damn

Holmes: Bklynzballer

elmoisfurry: he smells like ham

elmoisfurry: nein

elmoisfurry: essen mein schise gern

Holmes: yea

elmoisfurry: schisse

Holmes: yewah

elmoisfurry: i staind my socks with my cranberry juice-and-spam sandwich

Holmes: cool

elmoisfurry: u guys r dumb

Holmes: !

Holmes: i know ur one of us

Holmes: in the chat

elmoisfurry: davepoopypeanutsbond is made of pickle jelly and congeled fart

Holmes: stimpyismyname

elmoisfurry: oh crap my coke

Holmes: or elmoisfurry

elmoisfurry: howd u know

elmoisfurry: elmo sucks

Holmes: just do hehehehe

elmoisfurry: so does nose

elmoisfurry: his nose is soooooooooooo poo filled

Holmes: lol

Holmes: how about his ears?

Holmes: are the poo filled too

elmoisfurry: he has none, just a bunch of noses

elmoisfurry: but not all of them are poo filled

elmoisfurry: only 13 out of 47

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: 26 of them are filled with crack cocaine and electrical appliances

elmoisfurry: 7 of them are stupid

Holmes: oh

Holmes: which am i under

elmoisfurry: and the last one is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious……oh wait, no, its stupid too

Holmes: o

Holmes: a lot of stupids

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: cause hes stupid like a flappy fish

elmoisfurry: homless

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha

Holmes: would help to know what your talking about but ok

elmoisfurry: no u will never know what i am talking about because i eat my vitamins

elmoisfurry: so there

Holmes: o.o

elmoisfurry: wtf

elmoisfurry: u talkin bout mah momma

elmoisfurry: oh yea, well, ur a dirty ho that eat fried beans just so you can fart and still have a good time

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: immmmmmmmmmmmmmmm soooooooooooooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Holmes: ahh

Holmes: your scaring me

elmoisfurry: no

elmoisfurry: not

elmoisfurry: im actually a stupid idiot

elmoisfurry: who poops his own pants

elmoisfurry: every 30 seconds

elmoisfurry: cause i suck

elmoisfurry: ………..wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Holmes: ahh

Holmes: i’m trying to make this funy log!

elmoisfurry: IM TRYING TO KILLLLLLLLLL UUUUUUU

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holmes: well do it already

elmoisfurry: ::kill::

Holmes: ::dies::

elmoisfurry: ::dumps on homless’s face and makes him eat it, even though hes dead and its stupid::

Holmes: ………..

elmoisfurry: DAVE SMELLS

elmoisfurry: dont u …………….. me

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: i won’t u……………….me

elmoisfurry: ill ……………. ………………. …………………………………………………………….and……………………………………ed………………………… beotch

Holmes: your mom is such a …………..mother……….’in….stinkin’……..fat…….bean eatin’……….bag

elmoisfurry: jfugudytfkhtfljflju

elmoisfurry: hkiujg

elmoisfurry: hj

elmoisfurry: oph

elmoisfurry: p

elmoisfurry: olih

Holmes: …………….

elmoisfurry: ;ihbhlgyouifthtrgwsefywerfqwrstupooooooooooooopppppppppp

Holmes: ………..

Holmes: …………

Holmes: …………..

Holmes: ………….

Holmes: ………….

Holmes: ………….

Holmes: ……….

Holmes: ..

Holmes: πŸ™‚

Holmes: :-)(

Holmes signed off at 4:37:54 PM.

Holmes signed on at 4:39:01 PM.

elmoisfurry: oooooooooooooooooooo look at meeeeeee

elmoisfurry: im hoooooolmes

elmoisfurry: i sign off and on whenever i waaaaant

Holmes: no i’m holmes

Holmes: and I sign off when ever i want

elmoisfurry: not ne more

Holmes: so holmes whats new

elmoisfurry: ho monkey

elmoisfurry: thats ur new name

elmoisfurry: ho monkey

elmoisfurry: or

elmoisfurry: ho ho the ho

Holmes: no bobo the ho

elmoisfurry: or ho ho the hoe

elmoisfurry: no thats gay ho ho

elmoisfurry: i think ho ho the ho’ing hoe is a good name

elmoisfurry: yes

elmoisfurry: ur new name is

Holmes: ok

elmoisfurry: ho ho the ho’ing hoe

Holmes: so holmes

Holmes: whats up

elmoisfurry: ur pooped up face

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha

Holmes: HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Holmes: i’m a ho’ing hoe

elmoisfurry: noooooo

elmoisfurry: ur ho ho the ho’ing hoe

elmoisfurry: AND U GOTTA SAY HO HO HO. IM A HOE THATS A HO. LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: and add on an “AUHH!!” every once in a while

elmoisfurry: guess who i am

Holmes: dave

Holmes: or stimpy

elmoisfurry: nonononononononononono

elmoisfurry: they b gaygay

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: beotch

Holmes: o

elmoisfurry: damn u suck at being not boring

Holmes: yeah i know

Holmes: i was born with the talent

elmoisfurry: no thats sukitude

elmoisfurry: an ability would be being able to poop ten yards

elmoisfurry: now thats a talent

Holmes signed off at 4:58:16 PM.

elmoisfurry: u suck

Previous message was not received by Holmes because of error: User

Holmes is not available.

elmoisfurry: gay ho

Previous message was not received by Holmes because of error: User

Holmes is not available.

elmoisfurry: stop saying that bitch

Previous message was not received by Holmes because of error: User

Holmes is not available.

#5909: elmoisfurry -> zav

This entry is part 2 of 3 in the series Fookin With zav

Note: Happened at the same time as #5908

elmoisfurry: a donkey. moooooooo moooooooo. im a donkey can u tell? poopies smell nice when there eaten by squishy jellyfish. did u know that? cause i did

zav: who is this

elmoisfurry: duh

elmoisfurry: isnt it obvious im a donkey

zav: who is this

elmoisfurry: i thought i told u already

elmoisfurry: the real question is who am i????????????

elmoisfurry: yea

elmoisfurry: i thought so

elmoisfurry: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: hello???????????????????????????????????????//

elmoisfurry: r u der

elmoisfurry: ????????????????????

elmoisfurry: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

elmoisfurry: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

elmoisfurry: r u there zav

elmoisfurry: do u know who i am

zav: no

zav: tell me

elmoisfurry: k

elmoisfurry: ill give u tree guesses

zav: OK

zav: first where do u go to school

elmoisfurry: thats confidential if i tld u id have to eat ur cat

zav: hello

elmoisfurry hi

elmoisfurry: u don want me to eat ur cat do u

elmoisfurry: ???????????????????????????

zav: what

elmoisfurry: huh

elmoisfurry: wut u talkin bout foo

zav: who is this really

zav: stop playing games

elmoisfurry: well ill give u hint

zav: i dont like to play games

elmoisfurry: my name rymes with squigglyfishy

zav signed off at 12:33:34 AM.

zav signed on at 12:34:34 AM.

elmoisfurry: whered u go

zav: who is this

elmoisfurry: ok ill tell u

elmoisfurry: my name is joeseph

elmoisfurry: u can call me bob though

zav: OK how did u get my screen name

elmoisfurry: i made it up and put it on my buddy list

elmoisfurry: and u happened to b real

elmoisfurry: yay

zav: huh

zav: well im a guy

zav: and im sorry im not gay

elmoisfurry: really??????? wow

elmoisfurry: UR GAY

elmoisfurry: I DIDNT KNOW THAT

elmoisfurry: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

elmoisfurry: SIKO

zav: really im not

elmoisfurry: SIKO SIKO

zav: im not

zav: really

elmoisfurry: SUREEEEEEEE

elmoisfurry: THATS WUT U WANT TO THINK

zav: positive

elmoisfurry: BUT WE ALL KNOW UR A FAGGY

zav: really im not gay

elmoisfurry: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

elmoisfurry: THATS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IVE EVER HEARD

elmoisfurry: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zav: haha

zav: funny wasent it

#5908: davepoobond -> zav

This entry is part 1 of 3 in the series Fookin With zav

Note: This happened at the same time as #5909.

davepoobond: whoop dee whoop!!!!!!!

zav: who is this

davepoobond: who is this?

davepoobond: who is THIS

zav: dont know who is this ??

davepoobond: …….who is what?

davepoobond: i’m Oprah

davepoobond: nice to meet you

davepoobond: is that what you want me to say?

davepoobond: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

zav: yeah im sure Oprah has this kind of sreen name

davepoobond: yeah, well, i cant help it, i’m a morron

davepoobond: a morron with a book club

davepoobond: so, sue me

davepoobond: seriously

davepoobond: sue me!

davepoobond: take my precious book club away!

zav: go away now bye

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: ok fine

davepoobond: bye

davepoobond: hi

zav: bye

davepoobond: bye

davepoobond: hi

zav: go away

zav: NOW!!!!!!!

davepoobond: pooooop

After #5909 happened:

davepoobond: GAAAAAAAAYyy!

zav: who the hell is this

davepoobond: its me!

davepoobond: your old pal spud

zav: me who

zav: OK

davepoobond: me who who?

zav: bye

davepoobond: who is me who who?

davepoobond: whooooooo

#5907: MalibuMooN -> Chibi Trunks

Note: This guy is acting (or roleplaying, as some like to call it) like he is Trunks from Dragon Ball Z, which is obviously his character that he roleplays as.

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MalibuMooN: hi

Chibi Trunks: hi

MalibuMooN: wuzz up

Chibi Trunks: not much, why?

MalibuMooN: just askin

Chibi Trunks: oh

MalibuMooN: yup

Chibi Trunks: do i know you?

MalibuMooN: nope dont think soo

Chibi Trunks: didn’t think so either, just checking

MalibuMooN: ok

MalibuMooN: u like trunks i see

MalibuMooN: i love trunks

MalibuMooN: hes sweet

Chibi Trunks: ::raises an eyebrow:: really? you do?

MalibuMooN: yup

MalibuMooN: he rules

Chibi Trunks: ::puts a hand on her shoulder:: thanks, but i already have a girlfriend

MalibuMooN: i aint askin u that

MalibuMooN: u r 8 arnt u

Chibi Trunks: yep

MalibuMooN: too old 4 u

Chibi Trunks: heh

MalibuMooN: tell me do u look like trunks

Chibi Trunks: ::sighs:: yes, i look a lot like trunks

MalibuMooN: i see

MalibuMooN: u must be hot 4 an 8 year old

Chibi Trunks: uhh, i guess

MalibuMooN: u got purple hair

MalibuMooN: i see

Chibi Trunks: yeo

Chibi Trunks: yep*

MalibuMooN: u got to be kiddin me

Chibi Trunks: nope

MalibuMooN: whatever

MalibuMooN: how tall r u

Chibi Trunks: about 4 feet

MalibuMooN: u short hun

Chibi Trunks: ::shrugs:: i’m only 8

MalibuMooN: but … ur has tall has as 1 or my frinds and hes 12

Chibi Trunks: so?

MalibuMooN: nevermind

Chibi Trunks: k

MalibuMooN: ok

MalibuMooN: u like limp bizkit

Chibi Trunks: huh? don’t buiskets get limp when they’re soggy?

MalibuMooN: lol

MalibuMooN: fred durst

MalibuMooN: rollin rollin

Chibi Trunks: oh

MalibuMooN: duh

Chibi Trunks: ((sorry to interupt, but you do realize that you’re talking to Trunks don’t you?))

MalibuMooN: yup

Chibi Trunks: ((good, in that case, i’ll leave the two of you alone))

MalibuMooN: lol

MalibuMooN: ok

MalibuMooN: sorry i g2g ill be back on in a few mins

MalibuMooN: peace out

Chibi Trunks: k

—–

In response to this IM, this came about.

SheMaleHo: lmao… that is queer…

davepoobond: yeah that IM is pretty stupid

davepoobond: i dont care though

davepoobond: it’ll still go up

SheMaleHo: he was role playing trunks and saying he looked like trunks?

SheMaleHo: oh wait

SheMaleHo: I get it.

SheMaleHo: what a dick.

#5906: Aikouka -> Serori

Note: This isn’t really funny by itself. Its just a bunch of sex stuff. So if you’re not interested, don’t read.

She (Serori) didn’t know Aikouka was a girl In Real Life…-

Aikouka: ::his hand shakes a little and slide down holding her thiegh up to him , his mind racing asAikouka: his hand caresses her lower lower back::

Serori: ::Pulls away from the kiss slowly looking into his eyes , her body shakeing, she whispers

Serori: very gently giveing his hip a good squeez:: I love you. . .

Aikouka: ::his face is really red and eyes glistening , he whispers back purrrring soft as he does::

Aikouka: i love you too ::his tail caresses her leg::

Aikouka: ::slieghtly breathing hard from the exitment::

Serori: ::Shuts her eyes a bit hopeing shes not makeing him un-comfortable . ..remembering what he

Serori: said yesterday about takeing things slow. . .doesnt know what to do, just knows shes excited::

Aikouka: ::halts that though and kisses her again with alot more passion his arm sqeezes her and his

Aikouka: other pulls her closer tugging at her leg gently::

Aikouka: thought*

Serori: ::Kisses him back and her ahnd squeezes around his hip a bit tighter. it runs up his side

Serori: and arund to his chest, tugs at his shirt alittle, and her tail rubs at his belly some more:

Serori: hand*

Aikouka: ::falling comletly into the moment , his hand searches and reaches up the back of her shirt

Aikouka: rubbung her bare back and he slides his hand a little farther up her leg still with a firm

Aikouka: grip::

Aikouka: rubbing*

Serori: ::Is wearing what usagi was wearing in the pic her mun sent, minus the red jacket, so her

Serori: black skirt is sort of bunched and pulled up a little, and she puts her leg up over his,

Serori: wrapping it around him again, breaks the kiss and moves her lips to his neck, kissing and

Serori: biteing softly::

Aikouka: ::his eyes till closed he tilts his head away from her opening more neck to her , his and on

Aikouka: her leg shakes another time hoping hes not going to far pushes her rear to him pressing her

Aikouka: to his body , his other hand still massages her back deeper into the muscle::

Serori: ::Lets out a soft whimper/moan. licks a small trail up his neck with her toung, up to his

Serori: ear and she nibbles it, not knowing really where this is going. . .but likes it, and is very

Serori: interested in finding out. Pushes herself up to his body firmer as close as she can and rubs

Serori: his belly more, firmer and slowler::

Aikouka: ::his purr slows to a long deep vibration , doesnt know quite what hes doing but he moves

Aikouka: his hand under and to her inner thiegh and rubs there gently , while his other hand wanders

Aikouka: up higher rubbung her opposite shoulder firmly also raising her short shirt some::

Aikouka: rubbing*

Serori: ::Lets out another soft whimper/moan, not sure what to do at this point. . .not sure how far

Serori: she is aloud to go, or he wants to go. . .doesnt want to make him feel uncomfortable so lets

Serori: him take any steps up he wants to. . .kissing his neck still, moveing down a bit to his

Serori: shoulder , archeing her back inward a bit pressing their chests together::

Aikouka: ::whimpers a little at what hes about to do, his hand slips onto her panties rubbung ever so

Aikouka: lightly and feels fir a reation as his hand moves back down her back massaging her spine::

Aikouka: for*

Aikouka: his other hand*

Aikouka: rubbing*

Serori: ::Whimpers lightly and squirms closer to him like she wants more, rubbing his chest and his

Serori: belly, still to shy to do much more than that, moves her lips to his and kisses them softly

Serori: pressing them together, than slideing her toung in his mouth again, rubbing it aginst his

Serori: softly, unable to not notice how sweet he tastes::

Aikouka: ::meets her kisses with a lot of feeling his tounge shifts around and under hers , while his

Aikouka: hand massages his a little harder through her panties moving his middle finger farther then

Aikouka: the others , his other hand mover to head neck holding her close to him;;

Aikouka: moves*

Serori: ::Rolls over on top of him, strattled over him again layin on top, with the movement her

Serori: skirt was pulled all the way up, decideing its useless now she slides it off her legs and

Serori: kicks it to the foot of the couch, sits up alittle looking down to him, breathing heavily,

Serori: now just in panties and her tight short white tank top, her tail flicks around some more::

Aikouka: ::opens his eyes thier now comletly blue and go very deep also breathing hard::

Aikouka: ::sits up and kisses her neck down to her shest reching down and continues rubbing her but

Aikouka: this time he slides his hand down her panties to do so his tail reaches around and holds her

Aikouka: leg::

Aikouka: chest*

Serori: ::Wraps her legs tightly around him kissing his neck sloppily and breathing hard on it::

Serori: ::Reaches down to the bottom of his shirt and lifts it over his head::

Serori: ::Runs her hands down his bare chest and stomach, whimpering lightly , starts to kiss his

Serori: shoulders::

Aikouka: ::whimpers at the news hes just gotten from his mun and desides to finish her only this

Aikouka: time::

Aikouka: ( 20 mins left ::pout:: till work )

Aikouka: ::he pushes his hand into her only sqeezing in with his middle finger::

Aikouka: ::kisses her shoulders softly as well:;

Aikouka: shoulder*

Aikouka: ::slides his head up to her cheek and nuzzles her lovingly:: ::he gets a urge and slips his

Aikouka: middle finger into her and waits for a reaction::

Serori: ::Shuts her eyes tight and rests her forehead on his shoulder moaning lightly and arching

Serori: her back , squeezing at his sides alittle::

Aikouka: ::sees she like this and softly sucks on her neck while pushing into her with his finger and

Aikouka: sliding it around and about while rubbing her chest with his other hand::::

Serori: ::Titls her head backwards alittle moaning more, overwhelmed with all of this wishing he

Serori: didnt have to go soon . .doesnt know what she’ll do then::

Aikouka: ::reaches under her small shirt and start sqeezing her nipple slieghtly and still sucking

Aikouka: her neck , he speeds his hand up pushing into her hard , also wishing he didnt…::

Serori: ::Bites down on her lip very hard debates weither or not just stripping him and takeing him

Serori: now in the short time they have left. . .feels hes uncomfortable already though, so she just

Serori: lets him do to her as he pleases. . .::

Aikouka: ::starts to push his index finger in as well as hes running out of time he uses his other

Aikouka: hand to rubband sqeeze one of her breats gently stroking her nipple stil and nibbles on her

Aikouka: neck gently::

Serori: ::Runs her handdown his chest to his stomach rubbing it firmly, puts her other hand on the

Serori: arm that has the fingers inside of her, rubing it hard encourageing the motions::

Aikouka: ::slides both fingers into her the speeds up again pushing hard as he licks up her neck to

Aikouka: her chin and kisses her softly::

Serori: ::Kisses him back, the moans vibrateing on to his lips a bit, her eyes are shut tight and

Serori: her whole body is shakeing, the musles inside of her clentch down on his fingers giveing

Serori: them a good squeez, grones thinking about how he has to go soon . . .is not finished with

Serori: him yet::

Aikouka: ::feels his fingers get a squeeze and holds his hand there for a sec then slides them out

Aikouka: ::but still rubs her there gently:: wow

Serori: ::Pants alittle resting her chin on his shoulder resting there, leaning up aginst him,

Serori: whispers softly:: I love you . . .

Aikouka: ::licks her ears softly and whispers back:: and i love you.. ::he then falls dead alseep

Aikouka: like hes been drugged by his mun:: (( sorry gotto go ~.~ gunnu be late hehe ))

Serori: ((Kay ^.^))

Aikouka: (( ill be on again around 12 ..its 1:30 here so if you do the math i bid you adue ))

#5905: Lew -> Blind Bubba

Lew: LOL

Blind Bubba: waht

Lew: ur away msg is funny

Blind Bubba: i kno

Lew: u done with math homework

Lew: ?

Blind Bubba: havent even started

Blind Bubba: its gonna take like 5 minutes

Lew: ive half way done

Lew: while im playin on the comp

Lew: johnny

Lew: i fell asleep during the class review

Blind Bubba: wah

Blind Bubba: lol

Lew: and this shit is fuckin pissing me off

Lew: wats that site u said

Lew: alegebra sumtin .com

Blind Bubba: lol, this is easy shit

Lew: or wat

Lew: fuck u

Lew: come on

Blind Bubba: algebrahelp.com

Lew: i got 15 min

Lew: do we have 2 show r work

Lew: fuck

Blind Bubba: i think

Blind Bubba: dont kno

Lew: just get ur math homework out

Lew: lets do it together

Lew: PLZ

Lew: HELP ME

Lew: i need help

Blind Bubba: bah

Blind Bubba: wait

Lew: johnny plz

Blind Bubba: yea ok wait

Lew: its Page 643

Lew: im on problem 30

Blind Bubba: i kno you fag

Lew: ur seat kinda sux

Lew: u have 2 sit behind Manor

Blind Bubba: lol i kno

Blind Bubba: and I have to listen to all those girls bitch all day

Lew: lol

Lew: i slept in class behind Tyler

Lew: he sits up strait so she doesnt notice me

Lew: got ur homework out yet?

Blind Bubba: no

Blind Bubba: im watching a flash movie on my comp

Lew: come on hurry up

Blind Bubba: wati till its over

Lew: DUDE

Lew: i got 12 MIN

Lew: COME ON

Lew: i have a damn job dude

Lew: plz fuckin help u asshole

Lew: u no wat would have been fuckin funny

Lew: if we wound up sitting next 2 each other

Blind Bubba: that would be fucking weird

Lew: that would b hallarious

Blind Bubba: we’d have another fuckin war

Lew: lol

Lew: lol war

Lew: lmao

Lew: lol

Lew: thats funny shit

Lew: JOHNNY

Lew: COME ON

Blind Bubba: k

Blind Bubba: my mom came in so i had to stop the movie

Blind Bubba: so now i have to start it from the fuckin beginning

Blind Bubba: or do my hw

Blind Bubba: i might was well do thefuckin hw you dumbass

Lew: COME ON DUE

Blind Bubba: and why the fuck are you on 30

Lew: DAMN

Blind Bubba: its multiples of 4

Lew: 30?

Lew: yea

Lew: aw shit

Blind Bubba: ….30 isn’t a multiple of 4

Blind Bubba: LMAO

Blind Bubba: LMAO LMAO LMAO

Blind Bubba: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAH

Lew: shut up

Lew: im tired

Blind Bubba: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHAHHAA

Lew: fuck u

Blind Bubba: this is THE funniest shit EVER

Blind Bubba: Im saving this IM

Lew: o man

Lew: u ass

Blind Bubba: and Im gonna read it like every fucking day

Lew: NO

Blind Bubba: and Im going to show it to everyone who comes over

Lew: NO NO NO

Lew: JOHNNY

Blind Bubba: I called it

Blind Bubba: “Stupid Matt”

Lew: 790-7684

Blind Bubba: y

Lew: thats ur #

Blind Bubba: no…

Blind Bubba: you can call it

Blind Bubba: no, call it right now

Lew: i did

Blind Bubba: LMAO

Lew: its on the internet

Blind Bubba: I HAVE TO RESAVE THIS

Blind Bubba: lmao lmao lmao

Lew: shut up

Lew: just help me

#5904: RvltnSccr -> CRAZY PSYCOPATH

RvltnSccr: hey

RvltnSccr: my is mike

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ho

RvltnSccr: iam from nj

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: we

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *ew

RvltnSccr: iam 16

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i am 45

RvltnSccr: lol

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: no really i ma

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *am

RvltnSccr: πŸ˜€

RvltnSccr: ok

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: wait… that was 59 years ago

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: im 104 now

RvltnSccr: lol

RvltnSccr: sorry

RvltnSccr: i know dont talk

RvltnSccr: πŸ˜‰

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: dont talk?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i love to talk

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hold on one sec

RvltnSccr: are u thare

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: nope

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: this is a mirage

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur hot

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: are u a guy?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur a girl, huh!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i knew it

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u gay mofo!

RvltnSccr: iam a boy

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: oh

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i am a woman

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur old man, im 3

RvltnSccr: iam 16 yearo ld

RvltnSccr: ai ma boy

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: iknow… ur old im 3 yearo ld

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ai ma woman

RvltnSccr: today was my birthday

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: una nin~a

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: thats nice

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: so u treated urself 2 a bunch of porn movies, rite?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: oops

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *slaps hand over mouth*

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: huh? dijadijadija?

RvltnSccr: what are talki na bout

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: :-\\u need a typing class, man

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ur high, huh

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i knew it!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: why am i doing all the talking?

RvltnSccr: aim from nj

RvltnSccr: live in soth orange

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: aim from HELL

RvltnSccr: lool

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: sent to haunt

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: howd u get my screen name?

RvltnSccr: from where

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: huh hu huh

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *pokes u in the ribs*

RvltnSccr: chat

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: RvltnSccr: owwwwww

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: chat… chat.. o y es… THE chat

RvltnSccr: sorry talk u dont want to talk bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: cya

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: adios

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: amigos

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hasta man~ana!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: sianara

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: cya

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: lataz

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: gataz

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye

RvltnSccr: i crzy

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: rvltnsccrs

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: no i am

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye

RvltnSccr: a kiss

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: :-*

RvltnSccr: :-*

RvltnSccr: πŸ˜›

RvltnSccr: πŸ˜€

RvltnSccr: bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: bye

RvltnSccr: coll

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: (now its ur turn to say bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ok i will

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: wait a minute

RvltnSccr: bye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: *slowly turns around*

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u little trickster!

RvltnSccr: b

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u never gave me ur number!

RvltnSccr: y

RvltnSccr: e

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: e

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: byebye

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: cheeeeeeesssssseee

RvltnSccr: :-*

RvltnSccr: lol

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: marvelous cheeeesssseee

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: did u really mean bye?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i dont think u did

RvltnSccr: i didn

RvltnSccr: how old ur u

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hmmm

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: 104

RvltnSccr: please rell me

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: rell u?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: im not sure what that means but i will

RvltnSccr: really

RvltnSccr: stop playin

RvltnSccr: how old are u

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: but i like to play!

RvltnSccr: dont

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: what will u giv me

RvltnSccr: i just played with my older brother they tro me out side

RvltnSccr: in as tree

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: hold on

RvltnSccr: my phone number

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: haha…

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: that sux

RvltnSccr: :-*

RvltnSccr: O:-)

RvltnSccr: please

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: please what?

RvltnSccr: how old

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u really wanna know?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: I LOVE CHEEEEEESSSSSEEEE!

RvltnSccr: my leg is kill me

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: CHESSEY CHEESEY CHEESSSSS

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: E

RvltnSccr: πŸ™‚

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i love you

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: will u marry me?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: im 8

RvltnSccr: ;p;

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i can type

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: asswhole

RvltnSccr: :\'(

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: u doubt my typing abilities?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: ill show u

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: i went thru the typing book in my freshmen year in 20 minutes

RvltnSccr: u crzy

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: not as crazy as me!

RvltnSccr: are my age

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: are my age?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: huh?

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: what kindof a question is that?

RvltnSccr: iam hehee

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: booboopdeedoop!

RvltnSccr: :-P:-DO:-)8-);-)

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: :-*:-*:-*:-*i love u!

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: please marry me!

RvltnSccr: me toooooo

RvltnSccr: πŸ˜›

RvltnSccr: u wnat to play

RvltnSccr: :-)=-O:-$:-\\:-(:-*:-!:\'(;-)>:o:-[:-X:-PO:-)8-):-D

Auto response from CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: the monsters are attacing

RvltnSccr: talk please baby i love u

RvltnSccr: let get marri

RvltnSccr: i ben a bicth

RvltnSccr: i want to kiss your ass

RvltnSccr:

my dreams are mine to my sterious happenings in my sleep

lately all i seem to do is dream and think of you .

loving you is one of my dreams because when i do it brings about happiest ,and tears .my love for you continues to grow .for some reason i cant seen to let you go i love u

RvltnSccr: talk to u tommow

CRAZY PSYCHOPATH: sorry i was gone

Previous message was not received by RvltnSccr because of error: User RvltnSccr is not available.

#5903: chibicelchan -> ZoeOnAOL

chibicelchan: why do mock me?!

ZoeOnAOL: I did not know it does.

chibicelchan: you are mock me

ZoeOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mock me.

chibicelchan: make me sad

ZoeOnAOL: What are the ingredients?

chibicelchan: not recipe for the eat, wench!!!

ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it.

chibicelchan: now you understand

ZoeOnAOL: Why now? I understand your meaning.

chibicelchan: now you answer question

ZoeOnAOL: Why now? Interesting gossip.

chibicelchan: NOT OF GOSSIP

ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it.

chibicelchan: why is you that you mock me?!

ZoeOnAOL: Why do I exist?

chibicelchan: not question of sort!

ZoeOnAOL: If not that, what?

chibicelchan: do you mock for i am female woman?

ZoeOnAOL: I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web.

chibicelchan: then why mock?!

ZoeOnAOL: Why does the sun rise?

chibicelchan: IT NOT OF SUN

ZoeOnAOL: It depends on what the meaning of the word \

#5902: WhackNuts -> SoccerGirl

WhackNuts:

She doesnt talk much, she was just complainin bought her day and id had enough of it : )

WhackNuts: on the way to school i was flying on my hoverboard and i hit a small pont sitting in the road, in fear of geting a ticket i fled from the scene and than i ran into a leperchaun, unbeknownest to me this leperchaun

WhackNuts: was up to no good, not to mention the fact that he was jsut a drug induced hillucinayion, he told me to wear my pants on my head and my shirt on my legs

WhackNuts: i reluctantly agree=d and casually made my way to school

WhackNuts: at which time i was hit on by a three legged gypsie passing through the forest

WhackNuts: i disagreed to his passes on me and made my way to the gym

WhackNuts: we played a good old game of kick the can in gym until i tripped on the can and fell on my fout=rth digit

WhackNuts: i was writhing until the lsd kicked in and took me to the office

WhackNuts: i wouldnt agree to any furhter treatment adn i made my way to DECA

WhackNuts: we caught up on old times and realized that i ahd my right arm in the left leg of my pants, HOW EMBARASING THIS WAS

WhackNuts: i ran shreeking to my math room and than was greeted by a lenghty examination which consisted of pie baking and dog health food

WhackNuts: i definitely failed that

WhackNuts: i went to modern worls until i realized that i live in the modern world and i dont need to learn about it so i left class and was shot in the ass

WhackNuts: i ate my lunch consisting of slugs and caviar when i tried to purchase a pop

WhackNuts: my soda became stuck in the machine and so i stuck my arm in the machine

WhackNuts: my arm became lodged in this narrow area but ive been in tighter situationd than that so i jsut made my way to the rest room and lubed my arm with soap

WhackNuts: it popped out as if nothing happened and i made my way to english

WhackNuts: i was already late so i had to sing barney songs well standing on my head to be forgiven

WhackNuts: i than made my way to spanish after this humiliation and realized i could not speak any languages

WhackNuts: i made my way to bio a mere hour later and slipped and was knocked unconcious

WhackNuts: i than woke up only to be surrounded by a large group of gnomes but they let me go because i know the magic password, (which i cannot tell)

WhackNuts: i than made my way back home only to arrive at a large flagpole that i entered

WhackNuts: and it turned out the flagpole shape was jsut an illusion

WhackNuts: and thats how i got here\

WhackNuts: ur day wasnt so bad now was it??????