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Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#6092: davepoobond -> kittycat

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davepoobond: HI

kittycat: hi

kittycat: who is this

davepoobond: THIS IS PA RAPPA THE RAPPER

kittycat: right

davepoobond: YEP, I AM RIGHT

kittycat: yea..i know you

davepoobond: YEP, I HAVE MY OWN VIDEO GAME

kittycat: wow….really?

kittycat: do i really fuckin care

davepoobond: UH

davepoobond: YEAH

kittycat: no

davepoobond: …………………………………….YEAH?

kittycat: hahaha…..NO!!!

kittycat: and what the hell is wrong with your sn

davepoobond: ………………………………….YES

davepoobond: PLOP GOES THE POOP?

kittycat: yea?

kittycat: how old r u

davepoobond: ……

kittycat: thats like an sn a 2nd grader would have

davepoobond: YOU’RE ASKING ME TO COUNT

kittycat: your an idiot

davepoobond: NO

kittycat: no u are such a fucking idiot

davepoobond: JUST YOUR EVERYDAY LOCAL MORONIC PERSON THAT DOESNT HAVE ANY PANTS ON ACROSS THE STREET

davepoobond: WUTTTZ YOUR NAME

kittycat: a/s/l

kittycat: what is yours

davepoobond: TOLD YOU

kittycat: no

davepoobond: YES

davepoobond: MY NAME IS BOND

davepoobond: JAMES BOND

davepoobond: HAPPY

davepoobond: TELL ME YOURS

kittycat: how old r u

davepoobond: 15

kittycat: do u go to lchs

davepoobond: POSSIBLY

kittycat: yea or no

davepoobond: OR

kittycat: yea or no

davepoobond: POO

kittycat: shit

kittycat: stop bringin that up

davepoobond: ouch…

davepoobond: you hurt my feelings

kittycat: your a fucking idiot

davepoobond: so

kittycat: oh u know it

kittycat: well that makes u a step smarter

kittycat: but not really

kittycat: do u have ne idea who i am

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: yeah

kittycat: or r u just iming me to piss me off

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: who are you anyway

kittycat: y did u im me if u dint know who i was

davepoobond: cuz your sn was in LARGEgerbil’s info

kittycat: thats carls sn

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: so

davepoobond: its in his info

davepoobond: if you click the big i when you talk to him

kittycat: who r u and i’ll tell u who i am

kittycat: i know

davepoobond: branden

davepoobond: whats yours

kittycat: nu uh!!

davepoobond: yuh uh!

kittycat: no way!

davepoobond: you told me to tell you my name

davepoobond: i told you my name

davepoobond: and your saying its NOT

davepoobond: what am i supposed to do?

kittycat: your name is dave

davepoobond: tell you a FAKE name?

davepoobond: dave?

davepoobond: what the?

kittycat: no shit buddy

kittycat: thats what i said dint i?

davepoobond: what are you smokin

kittycat: what do u think

davepoobond: ………..if you think i’m someone named “dave” you’re crazy

kittycat: yea cause everyone named dave is an idiot right?

davepoobond: no

kittycat: name some smart daves that go to lchs

davepoobond: …..david copperfield?

kittycat: oooohh…smart

kittycat: NO!!!

davepoobond: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

davepoobond: I DONT PAY ATTENTION

davepoobond: i’m just a lowly man named Branden

kittycat: neither do i

kittycat: right

davepoobond: whats your name

kittycat: no your name is dave

davepoobond: ::chokes carl::

davepoobond: whats your name!?

davepoobond: no my name isnt dave

kittycat: its not branden

davepoobond: its not katie either

kittycat: and i know its dave

davepoobond: and i know its not

kittycat: do u go to lchs

davepoobond: whats my last name if you think you’re so smart?

kittycat: i might know u

kittycat: (*censored*)

davepoobond: …..

davepoobond: the fuck

davepoobond: he’s a fuckin shit head

davepoobond: i’m not him

kittycat: dammit u r stupid

davepoobond: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat

davepoobond: nooooooo

davepoobond: i got into…………..12th grade diddddddddnt i

kittycat: u dont get it i know who u r

davepoobond: i know who you are TOO

kittycat: who am i?

davepoobond: like you, i have my own resources too

kittycat: k

davepoobond: (*censored*)

kittycat: and who told u that

davepoobond: a little leprechaun

davepoobond: he knows wonders of things

davepoobond: u should hear his speech about LARGEgerbil Poo

kittycat: and what is this little leprechauns name?

davepoobond: Roy

davepoobond: he has a Rolls Royce

davepoobond: it can fly

kittycat: well now that i know who u r i dont really wanna talk to you

kittycat: bye

kittycat signed off at 10:48:39 PM.

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6091: davepoobond -> Stussy4220

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davepoobond: moooooooooooooooooooooo

Stussy4220: ruff

davepoobond: hark! you’re alive

Stussy4220: slightly

davepoobond: wuz da matta, did you run out of breadsticks and caprisuns?

Stussy4220: what the hell is wrong with you?

Stussy4220: dont you know i’m a vegitarian and cant eat breadsticks!?!

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: you’re a vegetarian…and cant eat breadsticks

davepoobond: WHY NOT

Stussy4220: they’re made out of dead plants

davepoobond: so are carrots

Stussy4220: yea, but those are orange, so i can eat them

davepoobond: celery!

davepoobond: brocolli!

Stussy4220: no, no

Stussy4220: they arent orange

davepoobond: what CAN you eat?

Stussy4220: carrots

davepoobond: thats all?

davepoobond: just carrots?

Stussy4220: yes

Stussy4220: and crakas

davepoobond: crackas?

Stussy4220: no, not crackas, crakas

davepoobond: crakas?

davepoobond: wtf is that?

davepoobond: brb

davepoobond: bak

Stussy4220: ok

davepoobond: whats a craka?

Stussy4220: a white hoodlum

davepoobond: you eat crakas?

Stussy4220: no, i said i CAN, but i choose just to stick with my carrots

davepoobond: oh

Stussy4220: but i’m all out of carrots right now, so i’m forced to fast

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6089: davepoobond -> Holmes

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davepoobond: i’m chewing on a garlic bread stick

davepoobond: pr?

Holmes: hand me some of that garlic bread

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: ::sticks two up your nose::

davepoobond: you can inhale it if you want

Holmes: ::in a nerdy voice:: is it me or did i fart and make it smell like garlic?

davepoobond: umm

davepoobond: sure

Holmes: i don’t swim in your toilet so don’t piss in my pool…

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: theres nothing left in my right brain and theres nothing right in my left brain…

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: i’m zzzzzzzzzzzz

davepoobond: i’m watching silverhawks

davepoobond: help me

Holmes: fine how shall i be of service

davepoobond: they shoot lasers out of their shoulders

Holmes: OMG

davepoobond: i ate like 30 bread sticks

Holmes: dave bond i think it’s time to admit you addicted to bread sticks…

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i barely have bread sticks

Holmes: first step is admitting you have a problem…

davepoobond: brb, gotta go get the sesame seed bread sticks

davepoobond: bak

Holmes: dave, drop the bread sticks and slowly step away…

davepoobond: but but but

davepoobond: they have sesame seeds

Holmes: drop em NOW

davepoobond: no! mine!

Holmes: lsietn tim, i’ll take those bread sticks the hard way…

Holmes: wait sorry your name is dave

davepoobond: how? :::jams the rest of the sticks in my mouth and chews them::

Holmes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::has like a zillion bread stick wrappers behind him::

Holmes: i wanted them ::pouts::

davepoobond: ha! no! mine!

Holmes: you stupid breadaholics…

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6087: davepoobond -> Kaz

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davepoobond: moo

Kaz: You know cows dont say moo right?

davepoobond: what do they say then

Kaz: They sound more like uuuuuuuurnm

davepoobond: muuuuuuuuu

Kaz: uuuuuuuurnm

davepoobond: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Kaz: UUUUUUUUUUUUURNM!

davepoobond: MOOOOOOOOO

Kaz: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNM DAMMIT!

davepoobond: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6085: davepoobond -> Fajita Bum

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Note: most of this probably wasnt even the guy who is fajita bum, just his friend.

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davepoobond: boo!!!!

davepoobond: mwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahaha

Fajita Bum: u smell like shit u shit face

davepoobond: yes, i do, dont i

Fajita Bum: yes

davepoobond: i think, that the pee dress i have on, goes quite well with my face, dont u think?

Fajita Bum: no u faggot

davepoobond: no!?

davepoobond: how dare youy

davepoobond: you

davepoobond: how DARE you

Fajita Bum: no

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: booger brains

Fajita Bum: fag

davepoobond: ……………………………………………..poo face

Fajita Bum: fag

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: gaf

Fajita Bum: fag

davepoobond: gaf

Fajita Bum: faggot

davepoobond: toggaf

Fajita Bum: queer

davepoobond: reeuq

Fajita Bum: poop

davepoobond: poop

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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davepoobond: pie!

Fajita Bum: dave is a gay asshole who sucks his own goozak

davepoobond: oh

Fajita Bum: yea u heard me

Fajita Bum: goozak

davepoobond: i hate to be that dave guy

Fajita Bum: u r

davepoobond: dave……..weaver?

Fajita Bum: no

Fajita Bum: u

davepoobond: on u

Fajita Bum: dave the fag

davepoobond: gaf the evad!

Fajita Bum: i hate dave he sucks and if he ever comes near me i will kill him with my .45

Fajita Bum: meaning u

davepoobond: cool

Fajita Bum: ffkgkjfdfg

davepoobond: asdfjsfskj

Fajita Bum: agfdafdga

meanwhile at the same time, on AIM

davepoobond: hey fag

davepoobond: whats up dick pie face shit man

davepoobond: down in the dumps?

davepoobond: dont got anything to hump?

davepoobond: then jump up and down on your neighbor!

davepoobond: its lots of fun, especially with golfing shoes!

davepoobond: wooo! woo! woo!

davepoobond: woo

davepoobond: woo

davepoobond: woo

davepoobond: woo

Fajita Bum: i like cheese

davepoobond: i like pudding

davepoobond: pop poop!

davepoobond: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwheeeeeee

Fajita Bum: poopies taste like a fresh mountain spring that has just been pooped in

davepoobond: ah, yes

Fajita Bum: yea

davepoobond: especially when u toss it around in a bag

davepoobond: and then put it in your hair

davepoobond: and use it as shampoo

davepoobond: get it!?!

Fajita Bum: no

davepoobond: shamPOOOO

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: poo

Fajita Bum: shampoooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopies

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: your wrong

Fajita Bum: yes

davepoobond: i know u

davepoobond: are

Fajita Bum: im right

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: your left

Fajita Bum: yes

Fajita Bum: i am middle

davepoobond: no

Fajita Bum: yes

davepoobond: you are upside down

davepoobond: rolling around in your own dooooodooooo

davepoobond: ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddoooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooo

Fajita Bum: no im right side left

davepoobond: no

Fajita Bum: doodies poopies

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: your wrong!

Fajita Bum: yes

yes

yesyesyesyes

davepoobond: nonononononononononononono

Fajita Bum: yea

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: your unsure of yourself

davepoobond: you dont know squiddly pie!

Fajita Bum: im sure of himself

davepoobond: no your not

davepoobond: your sure of a butt!

Fajita Bum: yes im not

Fajita Bum: who is this

davepoobond: nyahnyahnyahnyahnyahnyah

davepoobond: you peed in your pants!

Fajita Bum: is this brian

davepoobond: i can smell it from heeeeeere

davepoobond: nooooooo

Fajita Bum: oh yea well i peed in ur pants too

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: no

Fajita Bum: so hahahahahhahahaha

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you cant do that

Fajita Bum: yes

yes

yes

davepoobond: you were at the cheeseeeeeeeeee shop

Fajita Bum: i can

Fajita Bum: mayb u cant

davepoobond: with a dead parrot!

Fajita Bum: no it was a cannerie

davepoobond: no, i’m ceartain it was a parrot

davepoobond: it was saying, “fuck you fuck you” before it die

davepoobond: what were you doing with the poor parrot

Fajita Bum: IT WAS A CANNERIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: NOOO

Fajita Bum: UUUUUUUUUUUU DOOOOOON’T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fajita Bum: YES

davepoobond: YOU FUCKED A PARROT AND KILLED IT AT A CHEESE SHOP, YOU SICK BASTARD

Fajita Bum: i do

Fajita Bum: u dont understand i dont not understand

davepoobond: thats good

davepoobond: that means you suck

davepoobond: you suck on pissed on peaaaaaaaassssssssss

Fajita Bum: nope

wronggy poo

davepoobond: you know i’m right

davepoobond: you 25 second farter

davepoobond: :-(;-):-P:-(;-):-P:-(;-)=-O:-(;-)=-O:-P:-*;-):-P:-*;-):-P=-O:-*:-(;-):-P:-D

davepoobond: :-!

Fajita Bum: squackle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: pshwagagagagillge

davepoobond: u suck

Fajita Bum: hello brian

davepoobond: i’m not brian

Fajita Bum: yes u r

davepoobond: i’m davepoobond

davepoobond: brian is the gayest name in the world! why would i have that name!?

Fajita Bum: cause u do

davepoobond: if i had that name, i would change it as soon as i knew

Fajita Bum: but u have it now and u will always have it

Fajita Bum: cause i say poo poo on u too

Fajita Bum: so ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

davepoobond: ………………………….no

Fajita Bum: yes……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

davepoobond: boy, you smeeeeellllllll

Fajita Bum: so i dont care

Fajita Bum: guess who i am

davepoobond: did you check your insides lately? theres a nasty virus from vietnam that a lot of piss builds up in your body and then you suddenly EXPLODE!!!!!!!

Fajita Bum: my name

davepoobond: i dont have to guess

Fajita Bum: k then who am i

davepoobond: you cant make me guess

Fajita Bum: yes thats what im doin right now

davepoobond: you would think i would say “fajita bum”

Fajita Bum: stupid face

davepoobond: but its not!

Fajita Bum: nope

Fajita Bum: hahahahahahahaha

davepoobond: cuz its a guy named “fuck me up the ass, i’m a gay bitch”

Fajita Bum: ur right

Fajita Bum: no

davepoobond: yes!

davepoobond: you said i was!

davepoobond: you are fuck me up the ass, i’m a gay bitch

Fajita Bum: im fajita bums friend but u dont know my name

Fajita Bum: hahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha

davepoobond: how would you know

Fajita Bum: cause i dp

Fajita Bum: do

Fajita Bum: *

davepoobond: nooooo

Fajita Bum: guess my name

davepoobond: u r a big piece of poop from under the bed, arent you

davepoobond: you took over the house with your other poopy friends from the toilet

Fajita Bum: nope

Fajita Bum: close though

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: i know!

davepoobond: YOURE AN INFESTED CHEEESE MAN FROM URANUS

Fajita Bum: no not even close

davepoobond: ……..are you a box of pudding?

Fajita Bum: hmmmmmmmm i dont know mayb

davepoobond: you’re a socially active grizzly bear named “poof!”

Fajita Bum: sumtimes

davepoobond: you’re a piece of pie?

Fajita Bum: no

davepoobond: brb, gotta go to the little buffalo’s room

Fajita Bum: no

Fajita Bum: just p ur pants

davepoobond: i didnt need to pee

davepoobond: i twisted my leg, and the wrench was in there

Fajita Bum: fajita bum says ur name is brian beer or sumthing like that

davepoobond: thats right, you caught me!

davepoobond: fajita bum, you bastard!

Fajita Bum: i told u

Fajita Bum: hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

davepoobond: u told me what

Fajita Bum: that ur name wus brian

davepoobond: …………who

Fajita Bum: nevermind

davepoobond: what are you talking about

davepoobond: yeah, you better never mind!

Fajita Bum: igg cya bb!

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you wont c me

davepoobond: ttttttttuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: u poonis

davepoobond: dont u have to leave

davepoobond: leave already!

davepoobond: youuuuuuuu fffffffaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddddddddd

davepoobond: peeef!

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6084: pongoo -> davepoobond

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pongoo: hey

davepoobond: hey

pongoo: hEY THIS IS bENIHANAIM

davepoobond: …who?

pongoo: U WILL DIE IN 2 MIN

davepoobond: oh ok

pongoo: i HAVE PILES THE BEAVER]\

pongoo: ME

pongoo: I AM BOOGER

davepoobond: i don’t take things seriously from people named benihanaim

pongoo: i HAVE pILES THE bEAVER

pongoo: hI

pongoo: MY NAME IS BEN

pongoo: I AM MIS==\

davepoobond: oh

pongoo: my name is minu

davepoobond: k

pongoo: u know me

davepoobond: no

pongoo: u dont believe

davepoobond: ur a big piece of smelly steamy poo

davepoobond: oh yes, its true

pongoo: what kick ur lil azz

pongoo: boy

davepoobond: you wish u can rhyme

davepoobond: like i

pongoo: u dont know who u talkin 2

pongoo: what

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: so

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: on you

pongoo: u better req

davepoobond: you

davepoobond: piece of poo

pongoo: what watch ur back

davepoobond: go fuck

davepoobond: a duck

pongoo: i least i got some up my butt

pongoo: what

pongoo: u beaver

davepoobond: i am rhyming

davepoobond: you embis-isle

pongoo: go 2 hell

davepoobond: how about not

davepoobond: say we did no

pongoo: kick ur mbutt tom

davepoobond: t

pongoo: hahaha

pongoo: i melting

pongoo: noooooooooooooool

pongoo: im dieing

pongoo: help me

pongoo: pplease

davepoobond: your stupid

pongoo: take dAT AWAY

davepoobond: you poopid

pongoo: WHAT UR MAMA

pongoo: JUS KIDDIN

davepoobond: fart on your face

davepoobond: you piece of pace

pongoo: IM MINU AND MY SIS IS JINA

davepoobond: mexican

davepoobond: salsa man

pongoo: AHAHAHAHAHHAA

pongoo: COW AND CHICKEM

pongoo: COW AND CHICKEN

davepoobond: you ain’t got no brain

pongoo: I NO WHAT U DID LAST SUMMER FOO

davepoobond: so you ain’t got no fain

pongoo: ELIS

pongoo: WHAT

pongoo: U WANNA PEICE OF ME

davepoobond: fain!

pongoo: WELL DO YAH

davepoobond: fain!

davepoobond: you are such a pain!

pongoo: I

pongoo: HAVE

pongoo: PILES

pongoo: THE

pongoo: BEAVER

pongoo: BRING

pongoo: MY

pongoo: INTEREST

pongoo: BACK

pongoo: AND

pongoo: YOU

pongoo: WILL

pongoo: GET

pongoo: PILES

pongoo: THE

davepoobond: fuck

pongoo: BEAVER

davepoobond: a duck

pongoo: DFSFSD

pongoo: SDF

davepoobond: lil poo

davepoobond: you

davepoobond: suck so much poo

pongoo: YO MAMA

davepoobond: i don’t know if you even eject poo

pongoo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pongoo: BOOM

pongoo: BOOM

pongoo: BOOM

davepoobond: cuz it goes right from your butt hole

pongoo: BOOM

davepoobond: straight to your pie hole

pongoo: i WANT YOU IN MY ROOM

pongoo: sPEND THE NIOGHT TOGFATEHER

davepoobond: i ain’t dat type

davepoobond: but you can go outside

pongoo: GO 2 HEL

davepoobond: and

davepoobond: fuck

davepoobond: a duck

pongoo: I SWEAR IM MINU

pongoo: HAHA

davepoobond: little pruck

pongoo: GOT 2 HELL

pongoo: STUUUUPID

davepoobond: peck on yo

pongoo: GET OFF

davepoobond: preck

pongoo: IM GONNA REAPORT U

pongoo: STUPIF

davepoobond: you can’t report me

pongoo: YOU ILLERTERATE FOOOL YOU CANT EVEN PRICK

davepoobond: cuz you don’t got nothin on me

pongoo: YOU RIGHT CUZ YOU HAVE NOTHING

davepoobond: YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!

davepoobond: you piece of dildo poo

pongoo: OH MY GOSH, ITS A WORD THAT MORE THAN ONE SYLLABLE

davepoobond: you will die a not so happy die

davepoobond: on a frying

davepoobond: pan

davepoobond: o

davepoobond: man

davepoobond: you will be gone

pongoo: UM OK IF YOU EVEN KNOW ANTHING ANATOMY THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SHIT DOES NOT COME OUR YOUR NEEDLE DICK

davepoobond: and i will be happiness

pongoo: I’M PROPER GRAMMER

davepoobond: cuz you will pay for your insolence

davepoobond: insolent fool

davepoobond: go jump in a pool

pongoo: SLIGHTLY REDUNDANT

pongoo: YOU TAKE A SHORT WALK OFF A long PIER

davepoobond: you take your shorts off

pongoo: WHY

davepoobond: and everybody laughs as you jack off

pongoo: UU GAY

pongoo: U STUUPIF

davepoobond: no word named stupif

davepoobond: you poopif

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6083: davepoobond -> ferni

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Funny fact:  this was on christmas eve!

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davepoobond: hey, wassup?

ferni: a/s/l?

davepoobond: 15/m/ca

davepoobond: u?

ferni: sorry but i prefer to talk to girls only

ferni: sorry

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: poo on you

ferni: how old are u again

davepoobond: 15

ferni: act like it then

davepoobond: ok

ferni: bye

davepoobond: fuck u

davepoobond: bitch

ferni: thanks for the offer but no

davepoobond: no shit

davepoobond: sherlock

davepoobond: i wasnt offering

ferni: grow up little boy

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i like staying immature

davepoobond: i’ll live longer than

davepoobond: you

davepoobond: bitch

ferni: your funny for a fag

davepoobond: and you’re a dumbass

ferni: shit not as much as u

davepoobond: huh?

davepoobond: wat u talking bout?

davepoobond: ur so full of shit

davepoobond: u dont even no wat ur talking about

ferni: yeah whatever u say cant hurt me theyre only words

ferni: so fuck off u little prick

davepoobond: yours are too

davepoobond: dirty latino prick

ferni: well then quit wasting your time

ferni: better than your whitass

davepoobond: why should i?

davepoobond: u suck

ferni: not really i let the girl do that

davepoobond: um ok

davepoobond: but u still suck

ferni: dude

davepoobond: wat?

ferni: jjust go do something else

davepoobond: i dont have anything to do

ferni: go celebrate x-mas

davepoobond: that’s tomarrow

ferni: go masturbate

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i already get enough

davepoobond: ccitch

ferni: yeah right

davepoobond: yes, i am right

davepoobond: hi

ferni: well go get you some then

davepoobond: hi

ferni: ?

ferni: high

davepoobond: i know something you dont know

ferni: what

davepoobond: what

davepoobond: what are u talking about?

ferni: say are u having fun

davepoobond: are u having fun

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::he starts to warn me and i warn back::

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davepoobond: bitch

davepoobond: i know your warning me

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::i warn him to 35%::

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davepoobond: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT???

Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.

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::i sign on as a different sn::

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davepoobond: hi

ferni: its u isnt it?

davepoobond: can we be friends? u sound like a cool guy though

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::he warns::

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ferni: shut up

davepoobond: okies i see

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::i warn::

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davepoobond: bitch

Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.

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::i sign on as a different person::

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davepoobond: damn, i cant express how much u just SUCK

ferni: mr chubby bubbles

davepoobond: yes

ferni: how cute

davepoobond: u like?

ferni: yeah i would really like it if i was gay

ferni: to bad i aint

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::he starts to warn me::

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davepoobond: yes, to bad you aint straight

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::i start to warn him, i get him to 100%::

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davepoobond: HAHAHAHAHA

Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.

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davepoobond: hey, wassup? wanna bang?

davepoobond: heee heee

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::he warns me::

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davepoobond: bitch

Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.

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::i sign on as a different sn::

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davepoobond: hey, u like this one?

ferni: fuck u mother fucker

davepoobond: lol!

ferni: i hate ur fucking prick ass

davepoobond: haaha

davepoobond: i’ll keep doing this too

davepoobond: until u become my friend

ferni: y

davepoobond: cuz

ferni: u gay or something

davepoobond: no, just becum my buddy

ferni: hell no

davepoobond: ok, fine then

davepoobond: you like being at 100%?

davepoobond: i bet it is really enjoyable

ferni: it aint that bad

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::he warns me::

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davepoobond: i thought you were supposed to be signed off or somthin though

ferni: not me

davepoobond: ok

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::i warn him once but he stays at 100%::

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davepoobond: ooohh look you at 100% again!

ferni: oh no

ferni: fuck u

davepoobond: wat?

ferni: i hope u burn in hell

ferni: i just fucking wish u die tonight motherfucker

davepoobond: wat did i do?

ferni: sonner or later itll happen

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::i warn him once::

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davepoobond: HA HA

davepoobond: like that sucka?

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::i warn him as much as i can::

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ferni: go fuck ur mom

ferni: bitch

davepoobond: heheheh already have

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note: not really

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ferni: your some sick fuck

davepoobond: yepps

Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.

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::he signed off::

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6082: teddy -> davepoobond

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teddy: HEY R U THERE?

teddy: A/S/PIC?

davepoobond: who r u

teddy: A/S/PIC?

davepoobond: who/r/u

teddy: A/S/PIC?

davepoobond: ………….

teddy: ?????????????

davepoobond: who r u

davepoobond: do i know u

teddy: A/S/PIC?

davepoobond: 14/m/no

davepoobond: who r u

teddy: 13 /F /YES

teddy: WERE DO U LIVE?

davepoobond: california…

teddy: COOL DO U LIKE IT THERE?

davepoobond: yes…

teddy: WHAT DO U DO FOR FUN?

teddy: U DONT LIVE IN CALIFRONA UR PROFILE SAYS NEW MEXICO

davepoobond: thats to fool people, do u really think there is a city named Chainsaw City?

teddy: LOL

teddy: G2G

davepoobond: who r u

davepoobond: do i know

davepoobond: u

davepoobond: ?

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6081: lock -> davepoobond

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lock: i

lock: suck my toe

davepoobond: really? thats great

lock: i have lot of fungus to taste

davepoobond: yep, i can imagine that would be good to eat

davepoobond: lots of vitamins too

lock: what are you nature boy

davepoobond: no

lock: yes

lock: so got a pic

davepoobond: no

lock: good i dont like you anyway

lock: blonds r retards

davepoobond: good

davepoobond: I’M NOT BLONDE

davepoobond: you idiot

davepoobond: what told you i was

lock: becuase you act like an idiot

davepoobond: great

lock: what do u think u r james bond???!!!

davepoobond: no

lock: then y the name?

davepoobond: cuz i’m Dave Bond

lock: ur wierd too, sux 4 u!!

davepoobond: yep, thats right

lock: ok bye, dummy

davepoobond: bye bye

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6080: mrprs -> davepoobond

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mrprs: Nice sarcasm Would you like to confir

davepoobond: hmm?

davepoobond: whatcha talking bout

davepoobond: its not sarcasm, i always act like that

mrprs: I like the fact that you make fun of what they’re talking about

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: its a specialty of mine

mrprs: well it’s good

davepoobond: thanks, i guess

davepoobond: i’m just goin around trying to find a good chat

davepoobond: failing miserably though

mrprs: I just got an im from christy who’s selling teen porno

davepoobond: bah, i get 20 of those a day

mrprs: well I just started today

davepoobond: better get used to it….while your in a chat

mrprs: I guess Well enough small talk / Do not take this sexually/ What’s your name

davepoobond: dave

davepoobond: u

davepoobond: why would i take it that way anyway?

mrprs: Jai What kind of name is dave for a davepooblonde

davepoobond: …..

davepoobond: davepooBOND

davepoobond: what are you talking about “blonde”

davepoobond: bond as in james bond

mrprs: you might take it that way because I’m stupid and I thought it was blonde

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: no ls or es in my name

mrprs: come again

davepoobond: never mind..

mrprs: oooookkkkkk where do you go to school and in what state

davepoobond: california

davepoobond: u

mrprs: good ol’ Alabama

davepoobond: oOoh

davepoobond: the ol’ south

mrprs: and what does that mean

davepoobond: nothin

mrprs: How old are you

mrprs: just a question not a pick up line

davepoobond: ah….

davepoobond: 14

mrprs: because some people are sensitive about that

davepoobond: whats your a/s?

mrprs: a/s meaning what If it is age I’m 15

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: u a girl or guy

mrprs: Girl are you a freshman or 8th grade or sophmore

davepoobond: freshmen next year

mrprs: oohh how cute Well I’m a sophmore at a Catholic High School 1 of the only 2 in the state

davepoobond: heh, “how cute”

davepoobond: oh well

mrprs: when does/did school start for u

davepoobond: like a week or so

davepoobond: away

davepoobond: i go to public

mrprs: well that sucks cuz I started mon.,

davepoobond: haha

davepoobond: well, u got off early probably

mrprs: kiss it alright yeh

davepoobond: hehe

mrprs: I got out a week before all the public schools and went back 2 weeks before they start

davepoobond: heh, u get more school

davepoobond: maybe.

davepoobond: i get 2 and 1/2 months off, despite what they say about 3 months

mrprs: Well ain’t that a pisser

davepoobond: ohhhhhh yeah

mrprs: Do you play any sports

davepoobond: no..

mrprs: Any Extracurricular activities

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: no

mrprs: why not

davepoobond: i just dont, i dont take a liking to any of the sports

mrprs: and what does davepoobond mean

davepoobond: it was originally davebond

davepoobond: made a new that is davepoobond

mrprs: that doesn’t explain what davebond means

davepoobond: yeah, it does

davepoobond: dabond is short for davebond

davepoobond: i just took out the ve

davepoobond: not that hard

mrprs: well what is the bond mean

davepoobond: like James Bond

mrprs: and what is ve

davepoobond: my name is Dave Bond

davepoobond: ve, are 2 letters i took out of davebond to make this name

mrprs: once again comon-sense eludes me

davepoobond: nothin personal, but are you stoned or drunk by any chance?

mrprs: no I just don’t have any common sense and I tend to use big words and I have no grammer skills

davepoobond: ah, yes

davepoobond: that is a killer

mrprs: that’s why I make C’s in english

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: i get C-…..

mrprs: do you do anything besides talk online

davepoobond: um, yeah

davepoobond: play video games, do things with friends, watch tv

mrprs: oh thats energetic unless you say that you do aerobics while watching tv than I’d have to say you are what the highschool students call an average nerd with the exeption on the grades

davepoobond: ::raises an eyebrow::

davepoobond: uh…i dont…..watch……aerobic tapes..

note: aerobic tapes scare me

mrprs: I’m mean don’t you like to at least exercise the aerobics thing was a joke HA HA get it

davepoobond: um…yeah….thats right!

davepoobond: haha!

mrprs: shut up alright my sense of humor is highly underated

mrprs: especially when it’s written down not said

davepoobond: um, ok

mrprs: well in case you havn’t noticed it’s one o’ clock in the morning and I’s gots to bees goin’

davepoobond: ok…bye