davepoobond: are you potty trained?
Anodyne: only recently
davepoobond: how come
Anodyne: poor reading habits
davepoobond: what does that mean
davepoobond: does it mean you have no toilet
Anodyne: yes i suppose so
Category Archives: Stupid IMs
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
#6106: davepoobond -> kiki
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
kiki: umm well I thought I was..but I think I am getting on potty trained…why do you ask?
davepoobond: no reason
davepoobond: hahahaha
kiki: hmm well r u a guy or a girl?
davepoobond: guy
kiki: hmm do you eat bannanas?
davepoobond: yep
davepoobond: lots of them
kiki: no wonder you are so weird! you obviously need some peanutbutter..well you came to the right place I am a peanut god
davepoobond: coooooooooooool
kiki: yup so go over there and get some peanutbutter—>
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kiki: —————>
kiki: got it?
davepoobond: uhhhhhhh
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: no
kiki: good now you will come flying into the clouds and jump on the frogs w/ me?! ok?
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: i will
kiki: you are the shit dude
kiki: straight from the cat’s ass
davepoobond: mmhmm
kiki: j/k
davepoobond: you are too
davepoobond: right from the baby’s smelly diaper
kiki: hehe
kiki: well I don’t think that I wanna be that shit…baby’s are like pop they are good untill they make you sick then you can’t stand them
davepoobond: yeah and
kiki: exactly
davepoobond: unh hunh
kiki: where do you live and why?
davepoobond: earth, because i was damned
davepoobond: i sleep on a bed of bowling balls
kiki: i sorry you can come sleep on the grass w/ me…but it is snowing but that’s ok we can make snow angles
#6105: davepoobond -> its master
davepoobond: is the 3charPhinder 1.1 a toilet?
its master: no..why
its master: what do u mean
davepoobond: what is it then
its master: it generates available 3char screenames
davepoobond: uhh no thanks
davepoobond: btw, are you potty trained?
#6104: davepoobond -> MogWai2086
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
MogWai2086: no
davepoobond: why not
MogWai2086: because if i touch water i multiply
davepoobond: wow! me too!
#6103: davepoobond -> SexyMe2C
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
SexyMe2C: WELL SORRY TO HAVE T SAY THIS BUT…
SexyMe2C: I’M GONNA HAVE TO BLOCK YOU NOW!
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: dont
davepoobond: dontblockme
davepoobond: hello?
#6102: davepoobond -> JstnLova
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
JstnLova: lol yes u?
davepoobond: yessum
JstnLova: good job
JstnLova: a/s/l
davepoobond: how do you know?
JstnLova: how do i know what
davepoobond: how do you know what that thing that i asked you about and you said yes how about u
JstnLova: whoa whoa *confused*
davepoobond: do you eat boogers?
JstnLova: no
davepoobond: :-X
davepoobond: thats bad
JstnLova: lol why is that bad?
davepoobond: :-\
davepoobond: why do you think?
davepoobond: you dont get nutrients that you need so badly
JstnLova: lol um ook
davepoobond: like the occasion shot of alka seltzter
JstnLova: ew that stuff is gross
davepoobond: tastes like club soda
davepoobond: i am space ghost
JstnLova: kewl
#6101: davepoobond -> RawPrincess
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
RawPrincess: YAH
davepoobond: how come
RawPrincess: I LEARNED
davepoobond: ::fart:: how
RawPrincess: I DUNNO
davepoobond: how do you not know how you learned something?
#6100: davepoobond -> x erik o
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
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I get warned from 30% to 50%.
#6099: davepoobond -> nizi
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
nizi: nope
davepoobond: why not
nizi: because i havent so shutup
davepoobond: because why?
#6098: davepoobond -> Syfir
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
Syfir: no..I am not
davepoobond: why not
Syfir: haha
Syfir: I already saw the picture
davepoobond: what picture?
davepoobond: picture of what?
Syfir: i already saw it
davepoobond: saw what
Syfir: let me guess….
Syfir: what would i do if i have a presention and i shit in my pants…right?
davepoobond: eh? how’d you know i was gonna ask that question?
Syfir: haha
Syfir: I am smarter then you think I am
davepoobond: ok, then, what am i gonna say now?
Syfir: haha
Syfir: you are just gonna chnage it
davepoobond: seriously, what am i gonna say?
Syfir: oh
Syfir: you are gonna tell me to wear diapers
davepoobond: well, i wasnt gonna say that…
davepoobond: i was gonna say “do you wear diapers”
Syfir: sure you are not
Syfir: yea
Syfir: same different
davepoobond: not to tell you to
Syfir: i don’t like that stuff on me
davepoobond: do u sit in slices of bologna?
Syfir: go mes with competition
davepoobond: syfir……..does that mean seifer?
Syfir: nope
Syfir: Syfir as in my call name
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: whatever
davepoobond: i’m gonna mess with competition then
davepoobond: but, how did you know i was gonna say the first thing?
Syfir: I told you
Syfir: I am smart
davepoobond: riiight
davepoobond: i bet you just asked paun or something
Syfir: paun?
Syfir: is he even there?
davepoobond: he was when i asked you
Syfir: oh
Syfir: dunno
davepoobond: i cant IM competition
davepoobond: you’re stuck with me!
davepoobond: mwah!
Syfir: hahaha
Syfir: IM dizeka
Syfir: then
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: she left
Syfir: he*
Syfir: IM…..
Syfir: um
Syfir: nizi
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davepoobond: well, he isnt talking anymore
Syfir: haha
Syfir: x erik o
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davepoobond: nyargh! he warned me!
Syfir: hah
davepoobond: well, now what?
Syfir: dunno
davepoobond: =(
#6097: davepoobond -> paun
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
paun: nope
davepoobond: why not
paun: because
paun: its too much a hassle
davepoobond: why do u think so
paun: because
paun: I don’t want to walk to the bathroom
paun: I’d rather just go
davepoobond: when you’re giving a presentation to the class in school, and you have to poo, do you just crap in your pants?
paun: yes
davepoobond: when do you clean your pants out?
paun: never
paun: it fertilizes my pants
davepoobond: so, you must have brown pants then?
davepoobond: and whenever your pants are overloaded, do they just slide down your leg slowly, leaving a trail and while you walk they just drop out of the bottom?
paun: no
paun: I wear diapers
davepoobond: diapers are overated
davepoobond: what you need,
davepoobond: is a super soaker bottle
paun: no
davepoobond: just jam it in, anyway you want, and go in it
#6096: lamho47 -> davepoobond
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davepoobond: lamb ho!
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: i’m bored as hell
davepoobond: wanna chat?
davepoobond: i’m sure you’re probably bored too
davepoobond: since you’re going around and giving out links to people that dont even click on the links for 10 hours a day
davepoobond: hi
#6095: lamho53 -> davepoobond
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davepoobond: WHO THE HELL MADE THAT SCREEN NAME?
davepoobond: YOU’RE GAY! YOU SUCK
davepoobond: YOU HAVE AIDS
davepoobond: YOU HERPES DEALER