davepoobond: do u live in Iraq?
BLACKLABL: CUNT
BLACKLABL: NO
davepoobond: hey hey hey
davepoobond: thats not nice
davepoobond: dude, chill
BLACKLABL: SAYING I LIVE IN IRAQ ISNT NICE
davepoobond: i didnt say that
BLACKLABL: THEIR THE DIRTYEST NASTYEST SCUM ON THE EARTH
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: i’m glad you think highly of them
BLACKLABL: DO U LIVE THERE
BLACKLABL: CUNT?
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i live in my potty
BLACKLABL: ARE U GAY
davepoobond: hmm
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i dont suppose
BLACKLABL: BASEBOY90 IS MY FATHER
BLACKLABL: BITCH
davepoobond: dude
davepoobond: why did you call me a bitch
davepoobond: i didnt do nothing
BLACKLABL: CUZ YOUR A BITCH
BLACKLABL: DO I GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION THAT I LIVE IN IRAQ
davepoobond: yes, you do actually
davepoobond: why do you ask?
BLACKLABL: HOWS THAT CUNT
davepoobond: arent you already?
davepoobond: i’m not a cunt
davepoobond: thats rude
BLACKLABL: U R WHAT U EAT?
BLACKLABL: WILL U SUCK MY DICK?
davepoobond: havent you ever learned manners at the zoo?
davepoobond: no. get a rhino to do it
BLACKLABL: WELL FUK U THEN
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: fuck yoooooooooou
BLACKLABL: WILL YOU?
davepoobond: ok!
davepoobond: when?
BLACKLABL: YES!
BLACKLABL: FREAKIN RITE NOW
davepoobond: YEEEEEEEEHAW!
davepoobond: ::poops in your mouth::
davepoobond: hahahah!
davepoobond: i fucked you up!
BLACKLABL: RIDE MY CACK
BLACKLABL: U FUCKED ME HARD
davepoobond: lol. you have a CACK?
BLACKLABL: A CACK
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: a cack is a gay sheep
davepoobond: didnt they teach u that at school?
BLACKLABL: HAHAHA
BLACKLABL: NO
BLACKLABL: BUT WILL U GIMME HEAD OR WHAT?
BLACKLABL: ARE WE GUNNA FUCK OR WHAT>
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you’re gay
davepoobond: thats what
BLACKLABL: NO I WANT YOU
davepoobond: but i dont want you
BLACKLABL: COME HERE
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: go away
davepoobond: perv
BLACKLABL: PPLEEEEEEZZZZZZEEEEEE
BLACKLABL: FINE THEN BITCH
BLACKLABL: FREAKIN PRUDE BITCH
davepoobond: go eat a prune
davepoobond: ya 1 inch pencil dick
davepoobond: hahaah
davepoobond: you have a pencil dick
davepoobond: just wait till i tell my friends
BLACKLABL: IS THAT SUM N*GGER JACKED SAYING U HAVE
davepoobond: cuz then they’ll tell their friends
davepoobond: and they’ll tell their friends
davepoobond: and pretty soon you wont get laid!
davepoobond: EVER!
BLACKLABL: WHAT U SHOULD SEE MY MONSTER
davepoobond: monster what
davepoobond: monster bowels?
BLACKLABL: COCK
davepoobond: monster bladder?
BLACKLABL: CACK
davepoobond: cockatu?
BLACKLABL: DICK BITCH
BLACKLABL: ID TARE U IN HALF\
davepoobond: ew! you have a monster with a cack and a man named dick that is your bitch?
davepoobond: god damn, thats gay
BLACKLABL: WHERE THE FUK DID U GET THAT FROM RETARD?
davepoobond: how come you act so gay
BLACKLABL: I SAID I GOTTA MONSTER DICK
BLACKLABL: THATD TARE U IN HAL
BLACKLABL: F
davepoobond: lol! you have a monster dick?
BLACKLABL: SIZED
davepoobond: you have a MONSTER’s dick
davepoobond: ewwwwwww
davepoobond: size 9?
davepoobond: size 1?
BLACKLABL: INCHS
davepoobond: yeah, size 1 sounds monster
davepoobond: inchs?
BLACKLABL: INCHES BITCH
davepoobond: is that an ancient indian tribe?
davepoobond: there is no inches bitch
davepoobond: do u eat boogers?
BLACKLABL: OMG ARE U THE MOST RETARDED PERSON EVER
BLACKLABL: I EAT YOUR MOM
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: you cant eat my mom
BLACKLABL: WHY CUZ THATS YOUR JOB?
davepoobond: thats stupid
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you’re a stoner thats why
BLACKLABL: YEA YOU FUKIN WHORE
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i’m not a whore
davepoobond: i’m a pimp
BLACKLABL: OOOOOO NOW YOUR A STRAIGHT EDGE BITCH
davepoobond: you bastard
BLACKLABL: OH GOD YA RITE YOUR PRUDE AS FUK
davepoobond: yeah, i have a straight edge
davepoobond: i dont have a prune
BLACKLABL: UMMMM\
davepoobond: go eat prunes
BLACKLABL: U FUKIN EAT A DICK
davepoobond: purnes are dried plums
davepoobond: did you know that?
BLACKLABL: PRUDE
davepoobond: and banana peels are good for the heart too
BLACKLABL: NOT PRUNE YOU CUNT
davepoobond: prude?
davepoobond: what the fuck is a prude?
davepoobond: is that your family?
BLACKLABL: U ARE ONE FREAKIN FORIENGER
davepoobond: “hello. i’m a prude”
BLACKLABL: U DONT KNOW WHAT INCHES OR PRUDE MEANS
BLACKLABL: \ARE U A RETARD?
davepoobond: lol
BLACKLABL: SERIOUSLY IM MA AT U
davepoobond: of course i’m not a retard
BLACKLABL: YEA U ARE
BLACKLABL: MAYBE WELL TALK WHEN U GETTA GREEN CARD
davepoobond: i dont need a green card
davepoobond: i live in San Salvador
BLACKLABL: OH YOUR ILLEAGLE
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: actually
davepoobond: i live in Costa Rica
BLACKLABL: MAKE UP YOUR MIND
davepoobond: you know, with Jurassic Park?
BLACKLABL: ACTUALLY YOUR A BEANER SO SHUT UP
davepoobond: wait. i dont think i live there
davepoobond: i live in…..
BLACKLABL: YOUR AS
davepoobond: Greenland
BLACKLABL: S
davepoobond: i live in GREENLAND
BLACKLABL: BEANER VILLE
davepoobond: doooood
davepoobond: you suck a lot
davepoobond: and you’re a pigfuck
davepoobond: i cant believe it
davepoobond: you suck so much
davepoobond: guess what?
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: hahaha
BLACKLABL: YOUR MOM
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you got it wrong
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: you suck
BLACKLABL: YOU SUCK ME\
davepoobond: guess what?
BLACKLABL: BITCH
davepoobond: no
BLACKLABL: GET ON YOUR KNEES
davepoobond: wrong again
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i live in a potty
davepoobond: in greenland
davepoobond: i cant get on my knees
BLACKLABL: LISTEN HERE BITCH
davepoobond: no. i wont listen to you
davepoobond: lallalalalalaalalalalalalal
davepoobond: lalalalalala
davepoobond: you’re talking but i cant heeeeeaaaarrrrr you
BLACKLABL: LISTEN HERE BITCH
davepoobond: NO
BLACKLABL: WHAT ARE U ON?
davepoobond: I WONT LISTEN TO YOUR MINDLESS CHATTER
BLACKLABL: CRACK/COCAINE
davepoobond: lemme guess. you want some too?
BLACKLABL: HEROIN?
BLACKLABL: OW CAN U BE SO DUMB?
davepoobond: yes. i’m on heroin
davepoobond: since you spelled heroine wrong
davepoobond: heroin is a girl hero
davepoobond: you idiot!
davepoobond: I CANT BE ON A GIRL HERO
davepoobond: LEARN HOW TO SPELL
davepoobond: WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SPELL? A FARMER IN ENGLAND?
BLACKLABL: YEA HE WAS YOUR DAD
davepoobond: hmm
davepoobond: no…
davepoobond: i doubt that very much
davepoobond: is your name poop?
BLACKLABL: YOUR DADS A DIRT BEANER FARMER
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you can farm beans
davepoobond: but my dad cant
davepoobond: since he’s cool
davepoobond: so there
davepoobond: you’re a bastard
davepoobond: you know that?
davepoobond: i bet you dont have anything else to say
davepoobond: cuz you’re so stupid
davepoobond: heeeeeeelllllllooooooooooo, are you stupid?
davepoobond: dont say anything if you are
davepoobond: are you looking for kids with small penis’s?
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Then I signed on with a different screen name…
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davepoobond: hello. can i interst you in our products?
BLACKLABL: SHUT THE FUK UP
BLACKLABL: FUCKIN FAG
davepoobond: you’re a stupid head
BLACKLABL: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FUCKIN COUNTRY
davepoobond: i’m just trying to make money
davepoobond: what country is that? Brazil?
BLACKLABL: THEN SUCK MY DICK
BLACKLABL: USA USA USA
davepoobond: no
BLACKLABL: ILL PAY U
davepoobond: you need Viagra or EnerX before i can even think of that
BLACKLABL: IF U GIMME THE GOOD NUT
BLACKLABL: K GIMME SUM AND ILL FUCK U
davepoobond: sir, i’m not selling nuts
davepoobond: i dont think you’re understanding
BLACKLABL: SHUT UP BITCH
BLACKLABL: SUCK MY DICK
davepoobond: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
davepoobond: no
BLACKLABL: FUK ME THEN
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: i left my toilet seat at home
davepoobond: i cant travel without it
BLACKLABL: I DONT NEED VIAGRA
davepoobond: thats what everyone thinks
davepoobond: then they try to get an erection
davepoobond: and then “oh no! i cant get an erection”
BLACKLABL: I HAVE ONE RITE NOW
davepoobond: thats where we come along
davepoobond: surrreee ya do
BLACKLABL: UD BETTER HURRY
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you’d better shut up before that
BLACKLABL: WHAT BITCH
BLACKLABL: GET THE FUK OUTTA HERE
davepoobond: outta where?
BLACKLABL: MY COUNTRY
davepoobond: which country is that?
davepoobond: Brazil?
davepoobond: 😎
BLACKLABL signed off at 11:12:43 PM.
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And then another screen name…
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davepoobond: hey. i’m sandy. remember me?
BLACKLABL: shut the FUCK up
davepoobond: why
davepoobond: dont you wanna have a makeover with me?
BLACKLABL: a makeover, what are you talking about you dirty cunt
davepoobond: we go to school! i’m the most popular girl!
davepoobond: i go to the same school as you! dont you remember?
BLACKLABL: really, what school would this be
davepoobond: what school would what be?
davepoobond: i’m sorry, i’m just stupid
davepoobond: can you tell me what school you’re talking about?
BLACKLABL: Engleton?
davepoobond: yeah thats it
BLACKLABL: too bad i just made that up you stupid whore
davepoobond: you said Engleton?
davepoobond: i thought you meant the other school
davepoobond: i went to Engleton for 2 years then went to the school you’re going to right now
BLACKLABL: shut your FUCKING dirty ass cunt
BLACKLABL signed off at 11:37:37 PM.
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Another screen name…
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davepoobond: are you potty trained?
davepoobond: who let the dogs out?
BLACKLABL: are you a flaming faggot?
BLACKLABL signed off at 11:42:54 PM.
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And another screen name.
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davepoobond: do you eat boogers?
BLACKLABL signed off at 11:44:26 PM.
