These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
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davepoobond: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
davepoobond: COOOLLLL
davepoobond: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
davepoobond: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
davepoobond: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
davepoobond: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
davepoobond: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: go away
seostar: WHATS UP
davepoobond: nothing
davepoobond: u
seostar: OH
seostar: U THERE?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: i said “how about you”
seostar: HOW OLD R U?
davepoobond: 15
davepoobond: how about u
seostar: OH
seostar: 163
davepoobond: thats a good age
seostar: 16
davepoobond: oh…
davepoobond: m/f?
seostar: M
seostar: U
davepoobond: m
seostar: SYK I’M F
davepoobond: you said you were m
seostar: I WAS JUST KIDING
davepoobond: o…k
seostar: DO U KNOW WHAT C7YBER IS?
davepoobond: yeah
seostar: DO U WANT TO DO CYBER THEN
davepoobond: why?
seostar: DON’T KNOW
seostar: DO U HAVE AIM
davepoobond: ye
seostar: LETS TALK THERE
seostar: U THERE?
davepoobond: y not here?
seostar: LET’S TALK ON AIM
seostar: SO DO U WANT TO TALK ON AIM?
davepoobond: y cant we talk here?
seostar: NO
seostar: Y THERE
davepoobond: y where?
seostar: SO LET’S TALK ON AIM
davepoobond: why do you want to
seostar: DON’T KNNNNNOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
seostar: L
davepoobond: hi
seostar: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
seostar: L
seostar: L
seostar: L
seostar: L
seostar: L
seostar: L
seostar: L
seostar: L
seostar: L
seostar: L
seostar: L
seostar: L
seostar: L
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: O
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: W
seostar: BYE
davepoobond: bye
seostar: HYI BYE
seostar: BYE
davepoobond: bye
seostar: BYE
seostar: BYE
seostar: BYE
seostar: BYE
seostar: BYE
seostar: BYE
seostar: BYE
This person gave davepoobond an email, and he replied back. Then, he IMd her. Whoopee!
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>From: “Erica Vrhel” <glitter_gurl@msn.com>
>To: <davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com>
>Subject: hey!!
>Date: Sun, 1 Apr 2001 22:01:15 -0400
>
>dear fagots, im sorry to say but this sight sucks!!!!!it looks like u guys r just all imature if u ask me!!!!!
ohh hoho peepee heehee poopoo imm imature lets draw pictures of peepee!!!thats an imatation of u!!!!!!i just wanted to tell u that if u want a funny sight then dont be so imature next time!!
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what davepoobond sent back:
thank you, we always like comments like these, and you suck, actually. cuz you ACTUALLY wasted your fucking useless 5 minutes of your meaningless life at our site. it was all worth it JUST to have you suffer for 5 minutes or less. i hope you die. i hope you cant poop for 3 weeks, and with a name like “Erica Vrhel” i dont see how you’d get any guys to fuck you for 3 cents. you’re a cheap ho, and i wouldn’t even go to your house for a fuck. now you must pay the price!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
heehee
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
haha. wheee!
you suck, by the way…and you’re a loser. if you think our site is so bad, why dont you give us some “good” stuff and we’ll put it up? and, i dont see you making any sites, so you cant say our site sucks, truly, because you suck….and you suck. did i mention you suck? oh yeah, you suck, you suck you suck you suck you suck
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Then he IMd her on MSN messenger…
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Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
davepoobond: guess what. you suck
~lil basketball gurl~: hey who is this?
davepoobond: guess
davepoobond: didja check your mail yet?
davepoobond: ahahaha
~lil basketball gurl~: thanx
~lil basketball gurl~: i am right now
davepoobond: ::taps his foot, waiting::
~lil basketball gurl~: look asshole! you better stop fucking with my sister and dont send her anymore nasty e mails. i swear i will kick ass. just so you know, ive printed your little e-mail out and i have your real name and your online name.if you fuck w/my sister again.i will turn it in to the cops for assault. thank you
davepoobond: …
davepoobond: yeah, well, guess what
davepoobond: she did the same thing to me
davepoobond: she dissed my web site
davepoobond: and said it was gay
davepoobond: and i put a lot of effort into that stuff, and she goes around and says its gay, and immature
davepoobond: and that just pisses me off
~lil basketball gurl~: im sorry, i didnt know that she said that.she wont do it again. i promise!!!
davepoobond: thanks…
davepoobond: this is how i get when people do this to me, i just return the favor
davepoobond: she signed our guestbook too, and said it was gay, and she sent me a mail saying it was gay
davepoobond: seemed like she went out of her way to say it was a bad site
~lil basketball gurl~: she just showed me the e-mail you wrote her and i dont appreciate some of the things you said to her. anyway i get your point, and again, im sorry she dissed your site.
davepoobond: ehh, its no problem
davepoobond: i tend to treat people the same way they do to me, so yeah
~lil basketball gurl~: k. thanks for being understanding.
davepoobond: sure…
~lil basketball gurl~: and again, we get your point!!
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: it was sorta funny though…
davepoobond: she actually stayed at the site long enough to do that stuff
davepoobond: and she said it was horrible
~lil basketball gurl~: yeag’
~lil basketball gurl~: oops yeah
~lil basketball gurl~: ok, i gotta go! and by the way, she didnt want a fuck from you anyway.ok c-ya later. bye!!!!!!!!
davepoobond:lol
The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
lol
davepoobond: u just blocked me
~lil basketball gurl~: no i didnt
davepoobond: hmm
davepoobond: well, i said “lol” to that comment
~lil basketball gurl~: other wise i wouldnt receive a mesage from u
davepoobond: yeah, it said that
davepoobond: when i said “lol”
~lil basketball gurl~: k
davepoobond: have you seen it? or did she already say it was the gayest site ever to you?
~lil basketball gurl~: im leaving now, so erica (my sister) is going to chat now!! no i havnt seen it,but ill check it out later!!! k? bye, and please be nice to her. thanks bye
davepoobond: heh, all right
~lil basketball gurl~: k thanks!!!!!bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: bye
~lil basketball gurl~: bye!
davepoobond: …bye
~lil basketball gurl~: bye
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: fag. what the hell are you doing on my buddy list
doman: what the fuck if I was a fag then why did you put me there and who the fuck is this you dumbshit
davepoobond: what the hell did you just say?
davepoobond: i dont even understand that. you’re a fag, and you’re on my buddy list, and i dont know how you got there
doman: well if somebody calls me a fag i get pissed at them
doman: well why did you put me there if i am a fag
doman: and who the fuck is this
davepoobond: i didnt put you there
davepoobond: you probably put yourself there
davepoobond: my name is poop
davepoobond: now how the hell did you get on my buddy list
doman: how the hell should i know
doman: what do i look like some sort of computer genius
doman: and i dont know a mack
davepoobond: i dont know, i havent seen you before
davepoobond: well thats your problem, then is it?
davepoobond: tell me
doman: shut up
davepoobond: before i beat your ass
davepoobond: hi
doman: what?
davepoobond: who are you
doman: i dont know who are you
davepoobond: what are you talking about
doman: well you messaged me first so i would assume you know who i am
davepoobond: well, i would assume i dont know who you are because i just asked “who are you” now tell me who you are
doman: no
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: WOW WOW WOW! FOUR GIRLS
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: yeahhh
davepoobond: isnt it boring
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: what here?
davepoobond: what do you DO
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: yeah thats why were on
davepoobond: Aaliyah died
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: lotsa stuff~~you name it
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: oh
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: we know
davepoobond: are you happy about that?
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: no
davepoobond: ok……..
davepoobond: wanna see my site?
davepoobond: its funny
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: okay
davepoobond: www.squackle.cjb.net
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: yeah we went but it didnt work
davepoobond: uh?
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ur site
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: okay we thought you wanted to do stuff
davepoobond: it works for me……
davepoobond: do stuff like what
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: i dunno… think about it
davepoobond: hmm………
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ….
davepoobond: hint?
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: what gives you satisfaction?
davepoobond: discussing how badly Keanu Reeves acting is
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: noo
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: try again
davepoobond: umm…………….
davepoobond: how about……………….looking into the sun
davepoobond: for days on end
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: that would be cool…what would make it better
davepoobond: staring at the sun without sunglasses
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: r u prude
davepoobond: prude…..?
davepoobond: whats that supposed to mean
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: omg
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: r u serious?
davepoobond: what?
davepoobond: the dictionary says a weird definition using the word “priggishly”
davepoobond: whats it supposed to mean
davepoobond: hello?
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ok can we explain what prude means?
davepoobond: yeah sure…….were u typing it?
davepoobond: cuz it must be a long defintion then
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ok~ when ur prude it means u’ve neva hooked^ b4
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: hooked^~like makin out,frenchkiss
davepoobond: where do you live?
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: new jersey
davepoobond: ok, in California, we dont use the word “prude”
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: okay what words do you use?
davepoobond: pillow smeller
davepoobond: thats what prude means over here
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ohhh
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: cool.
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: so r u a pillow smeller?
davepoobond: well, only when i sleep, cuz i sleep with my face in the pillow
davepoobond: ok, i was just kidding around. yes, i am what you call a “prude.” we dont have a word for “prude” over here that i know of
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ohhh
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: how old r u again?
davepoobond: 15
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ohhhhhh
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: r u cute
davepoobond: i dont know
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: okay
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: we gotta go
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: bye
davepoobond: sureee ya do
davepoobond: k bye
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: no we do seriously
sPOtLiTEswEEtY: ttyl
davepoobond: mmhmm
davepoobond: i know
sPOtLiTEswEEtY signed on at 10:36:43 PM.
elementcky: u from mn
elementcky: asl
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: ….no
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I get warned to 35%.
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davepoobond: wtf
Previous message was not received by elementcky because of error: User elementcky is not available.
Trepidation: AYYYYYYY!!!
davepoobond: moooooo!
Trepidation: ooooooooooooiiiink!
davepoobond: boooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Trepidation: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Trepidation: ::runs away screaming like that pepsi girl::
Bread: Kiwi
davepoobond: apple
Bread: Oreo
davepoobond: nutter butter
Bread: Swiss Roll
davepoobond: ho-ho
Bread: Brownies..
davepoobond: twinkie
Bread: Mashmellow time!!!
davepoobond: …..
davepoobond: red vine
davepoobond: time
Bread: Smores??
davepoobond: granola
Bread: Fruit loops…
Bread: Hey brb
davepoobond: frosted flakes
davepoobond: ok
Bread: SPOON!!!!!
davepoobond: KNIFE
Bread: Hey Fork off….
davepoobond: hey hey…..spatula away from me
Holmes: would u eat bugs
davepoobond: sure
Holmes: l;ady bugs?
Holmes: foot worms?
davepoobond: yeah, they taste like chicken
Holmes: ew
davepoobond: do you like chicken?
Holmes: ok thats just nasty
Holmes: not any more
davepoobond: heh
Holmes: hey do you have AOL 6.0?
davepoobond: no
Holmes: why
davepoobond: AOL 6.0 is bad..
davepoobond: i heard it from pretty much everyone
Holmes: not much difference
Holmes: you get to have symbol thingies on the IM’s
davepoobond: big whoop
davepoobond: i have that on AIM
Holmes: well you stink!
davepoobond: and
Holmes: stink rhymes with cheese if you add ink to the end of cheese
davepoobond: k
Holmes: think cheese and stink are related words, seperated at birth?
davepoobond: …………………………………………..sorta
Holmes: i don’t like your tone
davepoobond: i dont like your treble
Holmes: i don’t like your bass
davepoobond: i dont like your volume
Holmes: …that sounds nasty
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: i dont like your synthesizer
Holmes: i don’t like your beats
Holmes: ::loking at computer volume conrtols:: I don’t like your microphone balance
davepoobond: i dont like your mp3 player
davepoobond: or your speakers
Holmes: whats wrong with napster and polkaudio?
Holmes: heh polkaudio
davepoobond: you’re on it
Holmes: well my speakers can’t hear you so NAH
davepoobond: NAH
davepoobond: you no NAH nah you nah naher
Holmes: ralph naher
Holmes: oh no, my mom’s watching the stupid spanish soap operas again
Holmes: those are SOOOOOOOOooo stupid
Holmes: she doesn’t understand spanish, only portuguese but there close so she watches it
davepoobond: HAHA
Holmes: theres this lady on one of em that changes her hair color everyday! it’s meant to match her clothes
davepoobond: lol
Holmes: ugh i turned it off and she yelled at me lol
Holmes: twinkies
davepoobond: hi
Holmes: twinkies
davepoobond: hi
Holmes: twinkies
davepoobond: hi
Holmes: twinkies twinkies
Holmes: go eat a twinkie
davepoobond: no
Holmes: you people come in here eatin twinkies like theres no tommorow
davepoobond: not me
davepoobond: i dont
davepoobond: you do
davepoobond: but not me
Holmes: you disgust me
Holmes: i wasn’t talking to you!
Holmes: i was talking to me so excuse your self from the converstaion!
davepoobond: yes you were
davepoobond: you were talking about us!
davepoobond: and we dont appreciate it
Holmes: this is an A – A conversaion, no B’s
davepoobond: ::blinks:: yeah
Holmes: well you two can go eat stuffed shrimp for all i care
davepoobond: us two who?
Holmes: me and you, i’m so sick of me especially. Comes in here acting like his farts don’t stink
davepoobond: ew
davepoobond: thats nasty
davepoobond: and also do you say “smealt it, you dealt it” to yourself then?
Holmes: yeah but then myself always comes back by sayin “rhymed it, crimed it”
davepoobond: lol!
davepoobond: maybe you should stop it?
Holmes: but me loves beans!
davepoobond: then….eat guisantes
davepoobond: i dont know what they are in English
Holmes: mmm anything with a g is good…
davepoobond: ok
Holmes: germs, grease…
Holmes: ground-up coffee, glasses they all taste good
JENtle touch 69: hey sexy davepoobond, are you sexually addicted? Click here BABY!!!
davepoobond: dude. i’m not sexually addicted
davepoobond: how’d you get my sn anyway?
davepoobond: dude
davepoobond: dude
davepoobond: are you there?
davepoobond: dude
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: you’re a weirod man
davepoobond: yeah, you heard me. you’re a weirod
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: *** You are in “poo”. ***
BALTAUR SAMA: NOOOOOOOO@
BALTAUR SAMA: Get me out!
davepoobond: …no
BALTAUR SAMA: You suck poo!
Holmes: Ay, happy saint patty’s dey to ye
davepoobond: yay
Holmes: has anyone seen me lucky charms?
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: they were shot
Holmes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ay me pot of gold! By stars the were all i got!
davepoobond: i ate that pot
Holmes: ay boy, that pot was made of liquor, gold, metal and marijuana, you be shittin on the toilet for the next 30 years!
davepoobond: and?
Holmes: Boy, not all thee pepto bismol in the world can cure the shittin’ you’ll be doin’!
davepoobond: so
Holmes: BOY IS THERE ANY COMMON CENT-SA IN YA! YOU’LL SHIT SO BADLY, YOUR BRAIN WILL TURN TA SHIT
davepoobond: i feel at ease when i do that
Holmes: You’ll beg fora constapation boy!
davepoobond: hey you
Crest kid: who the fuck is this
davepoobond: i was going to ask the same thing
davepoobond: you fuckin bitch
davepoobond: what the HELL are you doing on my buddy list, fag
Crest kid: u imed me tho…
davepoobond: and?
davepoobond: i didnt IM you first
davepoobond: what are you talking about?
davepoobond: since when did i do that?
davepoobond: hello?
Crest kid: ur kinda gay
Crest kid: bye
davepoobond: i’m not kinda gay
davepoobond: i’m not gay at all
davepoobond: ass
davepoobond: die!
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: you suck
Crest kid: lol
Crest kid: ok
davepoobond: hahah
davepoobond: that was funny
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: hello?
Crest kid: hi
davepoobond: hi
Crest kid: ya
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: hi
Crest kid: ya
davepoobond: hi
Crest kid: ok
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: do you like hamburgers?
davepoobond: your icon is stupid
davepoobond: thats why i’m asking
davepoobond: cant you get a better one?
Crest kid: ya prolly
davepoobond: good
davepoobond: get an explosion
Crest kid: so doi know u?
davepoobond: like i do
Crest kid: uhh
davepoobond: i dont think you do
Crest kid: u dont have an explosion homie
Crest kid: u aint got shit
davepoobond: wait a sec
davepoobond: i’ll get it on
davepoobond: ok
Crest kid: k
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: did you get it
davepoobond: yay a penguin
davepoobond: thats better
davepoobond: penguins look funny
Crest kid: so serioous who r u?
davepoobond: mack
Crest kid: mack?
Crest kid: wtf
davepoobond: yeah
Crest kid: i dnt lknwo ne mack
davepoobond: my parents named me it, what am i supposed to do?
Crest kid: o lol i guess
Crest kid: so serious how ju get my sn?
davepoobond: i dont know, it was on my buddy list
davepoobond: thats why i was asking you
Crest kid: hey wtf is ur secret message ?
Crest kid: i cant find it
davepoobond: haha
davepoobond: you looked there
Crest kid: ya
Crest kid: lol
davepoobond: its not that hard
Crest kid: ytf r u so wierd?
davepoobond: i’m not weird at all
::he IMs me on a different sn, but i know its him::
Crest kid: k
davepoobond: k?
davepoobond: yay, chris farley
Crest kid: lol
Crest kid: ya fo0
Crest kid: hes the shit…
Crest kid: having…
Crest kid: 19 toes is a pain ?
davepoobond: yeah
Crest kid: tahts it?
davepoobond: i told you its not that hard
Crest kid: k
Crest kid: i like mine better
Crest kid: my info
davepoobond: its gay
davepoobond: i see that all the time
Crest kid: thats dick fo0o
Crest kid: dont hate…
Crest kid: y u gottta talk jelly bout ma info..
davepoobond: because your strawberries are rotten
davepoobond: thats why
Crest kid: lol
Crest kid: so where the fuck r u from?
davepoobond: alabama
Crest kid: alabama?
Crest kid: wtf
Crest kid: r u a n*gger
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: yes, alabama
davepoobond: its a state
davepoobond: in the US
Crest kid: i know
Crest kid: im in pe iite
Crest kid: i know my states
davepoobond: !!
FireRaze: what?
davepoobond: nothing
davepoobond: i’m putting my socks on
davepoobond: whee
FireRaze: ??
davepoobond: ??
FireRaze: ????
davepoobond: ????
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