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davepoobond: but the question is. will you like me tomorrow?
Category Archives: Stupid IMs
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
#6302: davepoobond -> Fajita Bum
davepoobond: y’know whats a funny thing
davepoobond: baby ghosts
Fajita Bum: LOL
davepoobond: a ghost comes over to you and says “goo goo ga”
Fajita Bum: LOL
davepoobond: babies are scary already, but a baby ghost would be even scarier cuz they are a ghost, and usually ugly
Fajita Bum: And they dribble ghost goo
Fajita Bum: and sneez
Fajita Bum: sneeze
davepoobond: yay
#6301: Blind Bubba -> davepoobond
Blind Bubba: we
Blind Bubba: hvae
Blind Bubba: hablemos
Blind Bubba: 2morrow
davepoobond: yay
Blind Bubba: bubba had to g o 2 tae kwon doe or drums or some thing so he says bye
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: thats great
#6300: davepoobond -> elmoisfurry
davepoobond: i have an animation of a mouse humping a flower
elmoisfurry: wow! so interesant
davepoobond: wtf does interesant mean
elmoisfurry: interesting
davepoobond: well it is
elmoisfurry: well it isn
davepoobond: vanilla wafers
elmoisfurry: vanilla shut da fug up
davepoobond: but but but
elmoisfurry: but but shut da fug up
elmoisfurry: aiight cya, ima spiele!
elmoisfurry: tchues!
#6299: LuvinxAmanda1979 -> davepoobond
LuvinxAmanda1979: hey cutie 🙂 want to check out my webcam? click here for my webcam page 😉
davepoobond: what if i don’t
#6298: davepoobond -> Tsenn
davepoobond: hey
Tsenn: hi
davepoobond: i got Golden Sun
Tsenn: ok
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: whats up?
Tsenn: nada
davepoobond: thats good
davepoobond: i got 2 porn IMs today, in the morning, and i’ve been on for a half an hour
davepoobond: kinda gay
davepoobond: dont you say?
Tsenn: yes
davepoobond: k
#6297: amanda585345 -> davepoobond
amanda585345: me and my dorm friends set up a web cam do you wanna seewe would love to sharewith you
davepoobond: but, its actually I, who would like to share with you..
#6296: GLoRiA BabY 907 -> davepoobond
Note: it was morning
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GLoRiA BabY 907: I’m naughty and horny…and I got something to show you davepoobond.Click here I know you won’t be disappointed.
davepoobond: seriously. in the morning?
#6295: ooO HaIey Ooo -> davepoobond
ooO HaIey Ooo: Hey there big boy! I’ve got a dirty little secret… Click here. Cum and find out what it is.
davepoobond: if i do, then whats the point of finding out?
#6294: davepoobond -> SmarterChild
davepoobond: dude, you didnt meet me yesterday
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, davepoobond!
Check out the news! Swiss Vote to Join UN, but EU Still Long Way Off (03/03/02 06:13 PM)
Oh?
davepoobond: yeah thats right, i mean you stood me up
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that’s right i mean me stood me up, huh?
davepoobond: i didnt say me stood me up, i said you stood ME up
SmarterChild: Really?
davepoobond: do you know how to read?
SmarterChild: You know, I’m not quite sure I know how to read.
davepoobond: do you whistle through your arm?
SmarterChild: Whistle through my arm? I’m not sure I whistle through my arm.
davepoobond: que es esto?
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
davepoobond: que es esto?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don’t know what you mean. Ask me another way.
davepoobond: tu puta!
davepoobond: respond
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com
TELUS CORP (NYSE : TU)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 🙁 TU 10.65 -0.22 -2.02 19600
Quote
SmarterChild: details available from Reuters.com
SmarterChild: What about it?
davepoobond: what are the stocks for tomorrow gonna climb?
SmarterChild: Here’s what I know about stocks:
1 Quotes
2 Ticker lookups
3 Portfolio
4 Market indices
5 Charts
What would you like?
davepoobond: a million dollars
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Books-A-Million, Inc.?
1 Stock quote for Books-A-Million, Inc.
2 Ticker lookup for Books-A-Million, Inc.
3 News about Books-A-Million, Inc.
4 Press releases from Books-A-Million, Inc.
davepoobond: uhh sorry
SmarterChild: You’re forgiven!
Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
davepoobond: sorry, but you suck
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
davepoobond: sorry
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don’t let it happen again! 😉
davepoobond: sure thing
SmarterChild: Sure thing.
davepoobond: you suck
SmarterChild: Could you please use more… decorous language?
davepoobond: sorry
SmarterChild: K, don’t worry ’bout it.
davepoobond: you suck
SmarterChild: That’s pretty naughty there, davepoobond!
davepoobond: sorry
SmarterChild: That’s cool.
davepoobond: you suck
SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?
Wait… don’t answer. I know.
davepoobond: sorry
SmarterChild: K, don’t worry ’bout it.
davepoobond: sorry
SmarterChild: You’re forgiven!
So anyway… What else is up?
#6293: urgirl7467 -> davepoobond
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davepoobond: oh yeah?
#6292: davepoobond -> Adman
davepoobond: they cloned a kitty
Adman: WHERE!
davepoobond: in texas
Adman: KITTYS KICK SOME MAJOR AZZZZZZZZZ
Adman: really
Adman: im a texan
davepoobond: yeah
Adman: an AT-6 Texan taildragger
davepoobond: k
Adman: no, i am a texan
Adman: a real one
davepoobond: k
Adman: ..
Adman: k
davepoobond: k
#6291: RAMFREAK -> davepoobond
This is pretty much right after the super bowl of 2002.
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RAMFREAK: hey
davepoobond: Hi.
RAMFREAK: how come when i searched for you on where u put your name and junk it said boobs like 100 times?
davepoobond: I like boobs…
davepoobond: something wrong?
RAMFREAK: na just wonderin
davepoobond: Ok.
davepoobond: You pissed that the rams lost?
RAMFREAK: hell yes
davepoobond: Oh well, shit happens.
RAMFREAK: ya
davepoobond: I was thinking that the Patriots were gonna win.
#6290: davepoobond -> Automatic Man
davepoobond: auss
Automatic Man: Sorry but don’t give up. I, Oliver Clothesov, might still be here so keep trying and if I’m here, then I’ll probably respond.
davepoobond: u just signed on
davepoobond: yer stupid
#6289: jenniferK001 -> davepoobond
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davepoobond: wow, thats a new one