davepoobond: can u post on the bulletin board
elmoisfurry: eat my fish
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
davepoobond: can u post on the bulletin board
elmoisfurry: eat my fish
davepoobond: i can burn a cd in 5 minutes
davepoobond: it writes like 2 mb a second
stimpyismyname: does it look like i care
davepoobond: dont know cant see you
davepoobond: tell me some songs to download
stimpyismyname: youre the best
davepoobond: any others?
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: k thanks. thanks a whole bunch. you were really helpful. thanks. thanks…thanks..
stimpyismyname: download it
davepoobond: maybe. i dont even like that song though…
stimpyismyname: have you heard it
davepoobond: yeah just a little
davepoobond: it was kinda dumb
davepoobond: i druther listen to cold play
davepoobond: =0
elmoisfurry: (_>8(|)
elmoisfurry: guten tag mofo, im off to eat your flapjacks, so dont look out of your pants or youll implode like your fish Freddy the Fuckin Fish
davepoobond: ok….
elmoisfurry: how do you make a new sn? lol
davepoobond: idiot..
elmoisfurry: shaddup
davepoobond: how could u forget
elmoisfurry: upgraded hehe, had to close
davepoobond: o…k…
elmoisfurry: soooo…yeya im outies bro bro dog schaafsma squackle bitche
davepoobond: wtf?
elmoisfurry: blah, no i dont remember you slut, now im gonna take sam for a freaking walk!!!!!!!1
elmoisfurry: have fun, bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: at 7:07?
davepoobond: isnt it kinda LATE
elmoisfurry: umm…yes! when else would i do it? 704?! muahahah you idiot…
Ghost5050: hi
davepoobond: hi
Ghost5050: hi
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: go to bed
stimpyismyname: david
davepoobond: with your mom?
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: u got the psats
stimpyismyname: go to bed
stimpyismyname: NOW
davepoobond: o shit i forgot
stimpyismyname: dammit
davepoobond: my answering machine says “everyone will suffer” whispering, and someone left a message saying “oh my god!” and then they hung up
stimpyismyname: who
davepoobond: i dont know some chick
davepoobond: it was funny
stimpyismyname: the FBI
stimpyismyname: haha
davepoobond: she’s like fumbling with the phone and then she says “oh my god!” and then hangs up
davepoobond: it IS a kinda creepy answering machine message to get when ur like calling a friend or something
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: wrong number
davepoobond: always is
davepoobond: WHOA
stimpyismyname: call her back
davepoobond: do you want a Stripper Pole for Your House?
davepoobond: no
stimpyismyname: what
davepoobond: u can get one
davepoobond: dude thats cool
stimpyismyname: wtf
davepoobond: do you wanna get it
stimpyismyname: what are you looking at
stimpyismyname: gay porn again
davepoobond: just a sentence ont he clickxchange control panel
davepoobond: its a “new advertiser”
davepoobond: Stripper Poles for Your House!! $20.00 Sale
davepoobond: i didnt actually go
stimpyismyname: yea right
davepoobond: i didnt. i’m downloading stuff
davepoobond: did you go
stimpyismyname: like what
davepoobond: like song
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: transplants – diamonds and guns
davepoobond: man its such a cool song
davepoobond: get Ace of Base – Beautiful Life
stimpyismyname: ok dave
davepoobond: hehe
stimpyismyname: what are you doing
davepoobond: eating a nice bowl of your mom
stimpyismyname: so…. being a fag
stimpyismyname: got it
davepoobond: sure, i guess if your mom is a guy
stimpyismyname: or if youre a fag
davepoobond: or if you’re one too
stimpyismyname: or if not
davepoobond: sure
davepoobond: cum guzzling asshole
stimpyismyname: dildo
davepoobond: goozak
stimpyismyname: worms
davepoobond: cervesa
davepoobond: so the party for squackle’s birthday is at 10:00
davepoobond: right right
stimpyismyname: shut up or i’ll pop ur goozak
davepoobond: hey! u fuck. u told me this whole week “we’re gonna have a party for squackle” everyday
stimpyismyname: uhhhhh
stimpyismyname: no?
davepoobond: uhhhh
davepoobond: yes
stimpyismyname: uhhh
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: uhhh
davepoobond: no to your no
stimpyismyname: whats a sticky topic
davepoobond: its a special kinda
davepoobond: thing
stimpyismyname: oh ok
stimpyismyname: whatcha doin david
stimpyismyname: lol
stimpyismyname: yuna has a gun
davepoobond: que?
stimpyismyname: wtf
stimpyismyname: in the ffx side story
davepoobond: which is where
stimpyismyname: shut up
davepoobond: wait a sec
davepoobond: what are you talking about
stimpyismyname: havent u heard about the ffx side storys
davepoobond: no
stimpyismyname: stories
davepoobond: there’s side stories?
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: well then
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: 2 comin out
davepoobond: can you do them w/out beating the main game?
davepoobond: oh..
stimpyismyname: (different games)
davepoobond: oh ok
davepoobond: they’re like sequels?
stimpyismyname: actually theres only one
stimpyismyname: yea
davepoobond: what are they gonna be called
davepoobond: FFX 2?
stimpyismyname: just one
stimpyismyname: and yes
stimpyismyname: probably
davepoobond: or Yuna’s Magical Journey
davepoobond: Yuna’s Gun-Weilding Journey
davepoobond: Tidus’ Tries to Get Some Ass
stimpyismyname: yuna gets buttraped by jehct
davepoobond: Auron Tries to Get It Up
davepoobond: (w/out viagra)
stimpyismyname: i didnt like ffx as much
davepoobond: as much as any of the sequels
stimpyismyname: they should make a new one altogether
davepoobond: ok whatever
stimpyismyname: as much as other ff’s
davepoobond: really. why not
davepoobond: i thought it was as good as the others
stimpyismyname: the voice acting
stimpyismyname: the story
davepoobond: the voice acting was good
davepoobond: the story was good
stimpyismyname: the dialogue
stimpyismyname: the battles were good tho
davepoobond: i dont know what the hell ur talkin about
stimpyismyname: like hell
davepoobond: sometimes they’re cheesy but that’s because its translated from japanese
davepoobond: and japanese are just like that
davepoobond: and they usually dumb down the fukin games y’know
davepoobond: fuckin japs
stimpyismyname: gay/
davepoobond: they wont let WW2 go
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: they dont do that anymore
davepoobond: so we dropped 2 nukes on them
davepoobond: who cares
stimpyismyname: Final Fantasy X: Another Lord – The Lord of Future
davepoobond: aint that swell..
davepoobond: how long is the game supposed to be
davepoobond: 20 hours?
stimpyismyname: 5 mins
stimpyismyname: it loads
davepoobond: yeah i shoulda thought so
stimpyismyname: then you get a 3 min cg
davepoobond: it loads for 5 minutes?
stimpyismyname: then credits
davepoobond: oh
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: ok
stimpyismyname: 1 min
stimpyismyname: yea…
davepoobond: and the 3 minute cg is tidus ass ramming rikku and yuna at the same time, right
stimpyismyname: really only 3 people post on the squackle board
stimpyismyname: yeah…
stimpyismyname: cant get that outta ur head, huh
davepoobond: with wakka and auron doing dotty or whatever
davepoobond: i forgot her name
stimpyismyname: your final fantasy?
davepoobond: oh hell ya
stimpyismyname: HAHAHAHAHAH
stimpyismyname: oh boy…
davepoobond: actually mine would be doin rikku, yuna, dotty or whatever, and tidus’ mom
davepoobond: gotta get some of that experience tossed in
davepoobond: with tidus’ mom
stimpyismyname: haha…no
stimpyismyname: shut up
stimpyismyname: enough
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: it was funny though
davepoobond: WHY DO YOU build me up? buttercup baby
Tetsuya: O.o;;
davepoobond: i need you i need you darlin, you knew from the start
davepoobond: dont break my hearrttt
davepoobond: badadaaa!
Tetsuya: ……………..
davepoobond: i’ll make you (hey hey hey!)
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: I CANT GET NO! satisfaction
Tetsuya: ………………
davepoobond: hey hey hey! that’s what i sayyy
davepoobond: whats up?
Tetsuya: Not much…
davepoobond: same with me
TBomb: hey, do you have the good charlotte-the young and the hopeless cd/
davepoobond: no
TBomb: o
TBomb: i thought u had everything
TBomb: 😀
davepoobond: not that cd
davepoobond: boo
stimpyismyname: have fun
davepoobond: ?
davepoobond: stick that finger in deep
stimpyismyname: eww
davepoobond: where should i send your $79 bottle of lotion?
davepoobond: http://.org/dance.swf
davepoobond: go its funny
stimpyismyname: that turns you on, eh?
stimpyismyname: fuckin homo
davepoobond: lol no
davepoobond: someone gave it to me
stimpyismyname: i’m gonna show your mom
davepoobond: i got youuuuuuuuuu
stimpyismyname: im gonna call right now
davepoobond: fine
davepoobond: do it
davepoobond: assmunch
davepoobond: what the hell
stimpyismyname: what
stimpyismyname: did something happen
davepoobond: i KNOW that was you
davepoobond: i have caller ID
davepoobond: DUMBASS
stimpyismyname: what was me?
stimpyismyname: huh?
stimpyismyname: you like men?
stimpyismyname: you like to see assholes?
stimpyismyname: really?
davepoobond: ur mom likes to see assholes
stimpyismyname: youre gay?
stimpyismyname: im gonna make a special update for you on christophersoft
davepoobond: u better not
stimpyismyname: ha
davepoobond: i’ll make one for you
davepoobond: which MORE people will see
stimpyismyname: ur the gayass
davepoobond: no i’m not
stimpyismyname: not me
davepoobond: hey hey, you tried showing me that same picture a long time ago
davepoobond: thats the goatse picture, remember
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: yeah that was
stimpyismyname: u showed it to me
davepoobond: no i didnt
davepoobond: johnny did
stimpyismyname: eh, whatever
stimpyismyname: you went back
davepoobond: what do you mean went back
davepoobond: show it to Blind Bubba
stimpyismyname: why dont you show it during buttsex
davepoobond: why dont you show it during your buttbuddiness with SR71 Steve
davepoobond: he wants you
stimpyismyname: ur stupid
stimpyismyname: hes gay
stimpyismyname: u probly cyber with him
davepoobond: ur mom probably does
davepoobond: he’s the man
stimpyismyname: fuckin fagget
stimpyismyname: shut the hell up
davepoobond: jo mana
SkatDvss: hy
davepoobond: hi
SkatDvss: hey wat s up
davepoobond: nothing
SkatDvss: kool
davepoobond: :-[
SkatDvss: wat
stimpyismyname: sharks
stimpyismyname: JETS!
davepoobond: and jets
stimpyismyname: YES
stimpyismyname: YES DAVE
stimpyismyname: wheeee