Category Archives: Stupid IMs

These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.

#10352: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

davepoobond: tell me some songs to download

stimpyismyname: youre the best

davepoobond: any others?

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: k thanks. thanks a whole bunch. you were really helpful. thanks. thanks…thanks..

stimpyismyname: download it

davepoobond: maybe. i dont even like that song though…

stimpyismyname: have you heard it

davepoobond: yeah just a little

davepoobond: it was kinda dumb

davepoobond: i druther listen to cold play

#10350: elmoisfurry -> davepoobond

elmoisfurry: how do you make a new sn? lol

davepoobond: idiot..

elmoisfurry: shaddup

davepoobond: how could u forget

elmoisfurry: upgraded hehe, had to close

davepoobond: o…k…

elmoisfurry: soooo…yeya im outies bro bro dog schaafsma squackle bitche

davepoobond: wtf?

elmoisfurry: blah, no i dont remember you slut, now im gonna take sam for a freaking walk!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: have fun, bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: at 7:07?

davepoobond: isnt it kinda LATE

elmoisfurry: umm…yes! when else would i do it? 704?! muahahah you idiot…

#10345: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

davepoobond: my answering machine says “everyone will suffer” whispering, and someone left a message saying “oh my god!” and then they hung up

stimpyismyname: who

davepoobond: i dont know some chick

davepoobond: it was funny

stimpyismyname: the FBI

stimpyismyname: haha

davepoobond: she’s like fumbling with the phone and then she says “oh my god!” and then hangs up

davepoobond: it IS a kinda creepy answering machine message to get when ur like calling a friend or something

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: wrong number

davepoobond: always is

davepoobond: WHOA

stimpyismyname: call her back

davepoobond: do you want a Stripper Pole for Your House?

davepoobond: no

stimpyismyname: what

davepoobond: u can get one

davepoobond: dude thats cool

stimpyismyname: wtf

davepoobond: do you wanna get it

stimpyismyname: what are you looking at

stimpyismyname: gay porn again

davepoobond: just a sentence ont he clickxchange control panel

davepoobond: its a “new advertiser”

davepoobond: Stripper Poles for Your House!! $20.00 Sale

davepoobond: i didnt actually go

stimpyismyname: yea right

davepoobond: i didnt. i’m downloading stuff

davepoobond: did you go

stimpyismyname: like what

davepoobond: like song

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: transplants – diamonds and guns

davepoobond: man its such a cool song

#10343: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: what are you doing

davepoobond: eating a nice bowl of your mom

stimpyismyname: so…. being a fag

stimpyismyname: got it

davepoobond: sure, i guess if your mom is a guy

stimpyismyname: or if youre a fag

davepoobond: or if you’re one too

stimpyismyname: or if not

davepoobond: sure

davepoobond: cum guzzling asshole

stimpyismyname: dildo

davepoobond: goozak

stimpyismyname: worms

davepoobond: cervesa

davepoobond: so the party for squackle’s birthday is at 10:00

davepoobond: right right

stimpyismyname: shut up or i’ll pop ur goozak

davepoobond: hey! u fuck. u told me this whole week “we’re gonna have a party for squackle” everyday

stimpyismyname: uhhhhh

stimpyismyname: no?

davepoobond: uhhhh

davepoobond: yes

stimpyismyname: uhhh

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: uhhh

davepoobond: no to your no

stimpyismyname: whats a sticky topic

davepoobond: its a special kinda

davepoobond: thing

stimpyismyname: oh ok

stimpyismyname: whatcha doin david

stimpyismyname: lol

stimpyismyname: yuna has a gun

davepoobond: que?

stimpyismyname: wtf

stimpyismyname: in the ffx side story

davepoobond: which is where

stimpyismyname: shut up

davepoobond: wait a sec

davepoobond: what are you talking about

stimpyismyname: havent u heard about the ffx side storys

davepoobond: no

stimpyismyname: stories

davepoobond: there’s side stories?

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: well then

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: 2 comin out

davepoobond: can you do them w/out beating the main game?

davepoobond: oh..

stimpyismyname: (different games)

davepoobond: oh ok

davepoobond: they’re like sequels?

stimpyismyname: actually theres only one

stimpyismyname: yea

davepoobond: what are they gonna be called

davepoobond: FFX 2?

stimpyismyname: just one

stimpyismyname: and yes

stimpyismyname: probably

davepoobond: or Yuna’s Magical Journey

davepoobond: Yuna’s Gun-Weilding Journey

davepoobond: Tidus’ Tries to Get Some Ass

stimpyismyname: yuna gets buttraped by jehct

davepoobond: Auron Tries to Get It Up

davepoobond: (w/out viagra)

stimpyismyname: i didnt like ffx as much

davepoobond: as much as any of the sequels

stimpyismyname: they should make a new one altogether

davepoobond: ok whatever

stimpyismyname: as much as other ff’s

davepoobond: really. why not

davepoobond: i thought it was as good as the others

stimpyismyname: the voice acting

stimpyismyname: the story

davepoobond: the voice acting was good

davepoobond: the story was good

stimpyismyname: the dialogue

stimpyismyname: the battles were good tho

davepoobond: i dont know what the hell ur talkin about

stimpyismyname: like hell

davepoobond: sometimes they’re cheesy but that’s because its translated from japanese

davepoobond: and japanese are just like that

davepoobond: and they usually dumb down the fukin games y’know

davepoobond: fuckin japs

stimpyismyname: gay/

davepoobond: they wont let WW2 go

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: they dont do that anymore

davepoobond: so we dropped 2 nukes on them

davepoobond: who cares

stimpyismyname: Final Fantasy X: Another Lord – The Lord of Future

davepoobond: aint that swell..

davepoobond: how long is the game supposed to be

davepoobond: 20 hours?

stimpyismyname: 5 mins

stimpyismyname: it loads

davepoobond: yeah i shoulda thought so

stimpyismyname: then you get a 3 min cg

davepoobond: it loads for 5 minutes?

stimpyismyname: then credits

davepoobond: oh

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: ok

stimpyismyname: 1 min

stimpyismyname: yea…

davepoobond: and the 3 minute cg is tidus ass ramming rikku and yuna at the same time, right

stimpyismyname: really only 3 people post on the squackle board

stimpyismyname: yeah…

stimpyismyname: cant get that outta ur head, huh

davepoobond: with wakka and auron doing dotty or whatever

davepoobond: i forgot her name

stimpyismyname: your final fantasy?

davepoobond: oh hell ya

stimpyismyname: HAHAHAHAHAH

stimpyismyname: oh boy…

davepoobond: actually mine would be doin rikku, yuna, dotty or whatever, and tidus’ mom

davepoobond: gotta get some of that experience tossed in

davepoobond: with tidus’ mom

stimpyismyname: haha…no

stimpyismyname: shut up

stimpyismyname: enough

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: it was funny though

#10342: davepoobond -> Tetsuya

davepoobond: WHY DO YOU build me up? buttercup baby

Tetsuya: O.o;;

davepoobond: i need you i need you darlin, you knew from the start

davepoobond: dont break my hearrttt

davepoobond: badadaaa!

Tetsuya: ……………..

davepoobond: i’ll make you (hey hey hey!)

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: I CANT GET NO! satisfaction

Tetsuya: ………………

davepoobond: hey hey hey! that’s what i sayyy

davepoobond: whats up?

Tetsuya: Not much…

davepoobond: same with me

#10340: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

davepoobond: boo

stimpyismyname: have fun

davepoobond: ?

davepoobond: stick that finger in deep

stimpyismyname: eww

davepoobond: where should i send your $79 bottle of lotion?

davepoobond: http://.org/dance.swf

davepoobond: go its funny

stimpyismyname: that turns you on, eh?

stimpyismyname: fuckin homo

davepoobond: lol no

davepoobond: someone gave it to me

stimpyismyname: i’m gonna show your mom

davepoobond: i got youuuuuuuuuu

stimpyismyname: im gonna call right now

davepoobond: fine

davepoobond: do it

davepoobond: assmunch

davepoobond: what the hell

stimpyismyname: what

stimpyismyname: did something happen

davepoobond: i KNOW that was you

davepoobond: i have caller ID

davepoobond: DUMBASS

stimpyismyname: what was me?

stimpyismyname: huh?

stimpyismyname: you like men?

stimpyismyname: you like to see assholes?

stimpyismyname: really?

davepoobond: ur mom likes to see assholes

stimpyismyname: youre gay?

stimpyismyname: im gonna make a special update for you on christophersoft

davepoobond: u better not

stimpyismyname: ha

davepoobond: i’ll make one for you

davepoobond: which MORE people will see

stimpyismyname: ur the gayass

davepoobond: no i’m not

stimpyismyname: not me

davepoobond: hey hey, you tried showing me that same picture a long time ago

davepoobond: thats the goatse picture, remember

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: yeah that was

stimpyismyname: u showed it to me

davepoobond: no i didnt

davepoobond: johnny did

stimpyismyname: eh, whatever

stimpyismyname: you went back

davepoobond: what do you mean went back

davepoobond: show it to Blind Bubba
stimpyismyname: why dont you show it during buttsex

davepoobond: why dont you show it during your buttbuddiness with SR71 Steve

davepoobond: he wants you

stimpyismyname: ur stupid

stimpyismyname: hes gay

stimpyismyname: u probly cyber with him

davepoobond: ur mom probably does

davepoobond: he’s the man

stimpyismyname: fuckin fagget

stimpyismyname: shut the hell up

davepoobond: jo mana