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Category Archives: Stupid IMs
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
#10846: tiffc4246 -> davepoobond
tiffc4246: Bored on AIM and wanna meet new friends? I got just the place for you and its totally free click here to check it out!
davepoobond: fuck off
#10845: davepoobond -> KittieVicious87
davepoobond: come on baby light my fire
KittieVicious87: i have a lighter
davepoobond: good
KittieVicious87: yep
davepoobond: butane or propane
davepoobond: or decane
davepoobond: or maybe ethane?
davepoobond: or methane?
KittieVicious87: i dunno
KittieVicious87: whatever is in a lighter
davepoobond: butane
KittieVicious87: oo
davepoobond: did you know that butane has a 3 carbon atom string in it
KittieVicious87: no
davepoobond: well it does
davepoobond: and it has no multiple bonds
KittieVicious87: u learn somethin new every day
davepoobond: all the carbons have hydrogen atoms attached to them
KittieVicious87: nice
KittieVicious87: asl?
davepoobond: 48/.5/alabama
davepoobond: u
KittieVicious87: 16/f/fl
davepoobond: hey that’s not too far
davepoobond: i’ll fly over there tomorrow
KittieVicious87: what?
davepoobond: its not that far from alabama
davepoobond: and airline fees are really cheap now
KittieVicious87: i no..um k
davepoobond: so, pick me up at the airport ok
davepoobond: around 2:00
davepoobond: i already booked a flight using american airlines.com
KittieVicious87: umm no..i don’t know u thats creepy
davepoobond: comon its not that creepy
davepoobond: we’ve known each other for what
davepoobond: 16 minutes?
davepoobond: that’s more than enough time
KittieVicious87: no..still creepy
davepoobond: well, you eat at a restaurant don’t you
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Dammit…I was gonna zap her with some reasoning…I wasn’t actually gonna fly over there anyway…or WAS I?!?!
#10844: qif223 -> davepoobond
qif223: NOW, get any free porn movie on computer or DVD..FREE! click here, -all u need is an email-:-)
davepoobond: fuck off
#10843: davepoobond -> Diamond97
davepoobond: come on baby light my fire
Diamond97: asl
davepoobond: 45/9/alabama
Diamond97: wateva
Diamond97: bye
davepoobond: comon! i’m 9 in 1!
Diamond97: bye
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: hello
Diamond97: hi
davepoobond: how are you
Diamond97: what do ya want?
davepoobond: you
davepoobond: in my bed
davepoobond: right now
davepoobond: comonnnn i know you’re good for it
Diamond97: how do u know
Diamond97: ??????????
Diamond97: bye
davepoobond: i heard things
Diamond97: u don’t know me
davepoobond: from some of your guy friends
davepoobond: like tyler
davepoobond: and stevey
Diamond97: i don’t anyone with those names
davepoobond: sure you don’t
Diamond97: kk
Diamond97: bye
davepoobond: well you do actually
davepoobond: because you bang people without knowing their names
Diamond97: wateva
davepoobond: you know its da truth!
Diamond97: and how would u know anyways
Diamond97: is not
Diamond97: bye
davepoobond: it is
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I get warned 20%.
I warn her to 35%.
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Diamond97: kk
davepoobond: are you in the kkk
Diamond97: maybe
#10842: fwy534 -> davepoobond
fwy534: 100% FREE XXX! GET FREE PORN ON DVD! FREE! CLICK HERE, -all u need is an email-!:-):-):-):-):-)
davepoobond: fuck u
#10841: xSweetxGiRLx896 -> davepoobond
xSweetxGiRLx896: 19-f-fl with pics. you?
davepoobond: your mom
#10840: SexeMia16 -> davepoobond
SexeMia16: Hey:-) me and a few friends made a new porn website! over 18? wanna try a website thats actually free for once? Click Here
davepoobond: fuck offffffff
#10839: BaserAverx -> davepoobond
BaserAverx: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke
davepoobond: I’M GOING TO RAPE YOUR NEWBORN CHILDREN
davepoobond: AND THEN HANG THEM
davepoobond: WITH MY SCROTUM
davepoobond: CAUSE ITS SO LONG
davepoobond: AND BAGGY
davepoobond: I PUT MY GROCERIES IN MY SACK
#10838: oberstsjewee -> davepoobond
oberstsjewee: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke
davepoobond: I’M GOING TO RAPE YOUR NEWBORN CHILDREN
oberstsjewee: TASTY
davepoobond: IT IS
#10837: davepoobond -> OracleHoh
In the chat room, OracleHoh said he was Joe Millionaire.
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davepoobond: JOE MILLIONAIRE?!
davepoobond: OMG
davepoobond: I CANT BELIEVE ITS YOU
davepoobond: I SAW YOUR SHOW
davepoobond: LIKE EVERYDAY
davepoobond: AND THEN THE RERUNS TOO
OracleHoh: thx for watching
davepoobond: NO PROBLEM, I ENJOY WATCHING IT WHILE RAPING LITTLE CHILDREN
davepoobond: SO WHAT DO YOU DO ON A NORMAL CANDLE-LIT EVE, JOE
#10836: sweetsexyandbad2 -> davepoobond
sweetsexyandbad2: armtownBoy17: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke
davepoobond: FUCK YOU
davepoobond: FUCK YOU AND THE ROCK YOU CRAWLED OUT FROM
davepoobond: up the assssss
davepoobond: and your mom
davepoobond: too
davepoobond: i hope your mom saw that
davepoobond: cause then she’ll know that you’re sending death threats online
davepoobond: to 56 year old manwhores
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I warn her to 20%.
#10835: davepoobond -> Icequeen
davepoobond: did you know that when i was 13 you weren’t even born yet
davepoobond: and now you’re using the same internet that i am using
davepoobond: to look at porn
davepoobond: and chat to strangers
davepoobond: isn’t it bizarre
davepoobond: ironic, perhaps?
#10834: BabiChicky169 -> davepoobond
davepoobond: hey bitch
BabiChicky169: um ok
davepoobond: i heard you were 17/f/az
BabiChicky169: yeah aslp
davepoobond: i dont like slaps
BabiChicky169: ok
davepoobond: mesa 17/m/ca
davepoobond: andsa i likesa talksa like jar jar binksa
BabiChicky169: charmin
BabiChicky169: u got a pic?
BabiChicky169: why is that
davepoobond: yupsa i picksa upsa all the chicksa
BabiChicky169: im ok
BabiChicky169: i think
davepoobond: whatsa thisa?
BabiChicky169: do u habe a pic yes or no
davepoobond: nosa
davepoobond: yousa?
BabiChicky169: no
#10833: WakaWonieon Me -> davepoobond
WakaWonieon Me: Funny Pictures! (it was a link to outwar)
davepoobond: FUCK YOU
WakaWonieon Me: those r pretyt funy
davepoobond: FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
WakaWonieon Me: ok
davepoobond: yeah since when does outwar show pictures
davepoobond: that are funny
WakaWonieon Me: lol
WakaWonieon Me: ur gay
davepoobond: UR GAY
davepoobond: YOU MUDDA FUCKA
davepoobond: I BET THATS A GAY SITE
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I warn him to 53%.