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davepoobond: o ok
cats: moewmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
davepoobond: …..
cats: bye bye time to clean my macaw cage
davepoobond: ……
davepoobond: ook
Category Archives: Chat Logs
These are Lame Chats and Stupid IMs
#6077: foofoo -> davepoobond
foofoo: hi its nathans friend
davepoobond: nathan?
davepoobond: who is he?
foofoo: his friend
davepoobond: who’s friend?
foofoo: says his friend’s sn, which has to do wit da rugrats =P::
davepoobond: oh
foofoo: my name is philip
davepoobond: wow
foofoo: bye
davepoobond: ok
#6076: Ayanna -> davepoobond
Ayanna: ((look dude, im serious. out. or else ill report you for harassment.))
Ayanna: ((which i can do. :))
davepoobond: waat?
davepoobond: how
Ayanna: ((youre ANNOYING. so go.))
davepoobond: wait
Ayanna: ((well basically we’ve told you to leave us alone and you wont.))
davepoobond: thanks
davepoobond: but lemme tell you something
Ayanna: whaaat?
davepoobond: arts and entertainment arent recognized as official rooms
Ayanna: Doesnt matter
Ayanna: I can still report you for harassment.
Ayanna: 🙂
davepoobond: nope
Ayanna: Yes I can
davepoobond: ya cant
Ayanna: Yes I can
davepoobond: fine, i’ll go
Ayanna: Now go away
Ayanna: Thank you
Ayanna: 🙂
davepoobond: i’m tired anyway
davepoobond: u guys are no fun
Ayanna: sorry
Ayanna: were leaving anyway
Ayanna: in like 5 minutes
davepoobond: i couldnt even do an exit
davepoobond: sheesh
Ayanna: thats okay.
davepoobond: stupid rats got away too
Ayanna: you can come bother us another time
davepoobond: i’m glad you have a rest infestation
Ayanna: me too
Ayanna: i like them
davepoobond: no way
davepoobond: u like to click on those links
davepoobond: that say “click me”
davepoobond: there were 4 of them
davepoobond: dont u remember
Ayanna: i remember
davepoobond: u like to click on those?
Ayanna: nope
Ayanna: do you?
davepoobond: then why’d u say u like rats
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: rats are stupid
Ayanna: thats nice
davepoobond: those stupid rats keep saying click me click me
davepoobond: they’re all blue and shiny
davepoobond: and they eat my cheese
davepoobond: off my toes
davepoobond: its nasty
Ayanna: yeah, its nasty
davepoobond: yeah, especially when they get to the bone
Ayanna: yeah, that hurts
Ayanna: its very painful
davepoobond: then i cuss and scream and call the paramedics
Ayanna: their saliva burns cause its sorta salty, ya know?
davepoobond: and then they come and say its a flesh wound then leave me to die
Ayanna: yeah
davepoobond: but somehow, i always pull through
Ayanna: just a scratch
davepoobond: i always have a cabinet full of different types of vaccinations
Ayanna: thats a good idea
davepoobond: cuz i stick lots of metal things in me and lots of rabid things bite me
Ayanna: yeah. you gotta be careful
Ayanna: theres a lot of rabid animals around
davepoobond: and sometimes i go invisible, so i need to inject myself with anti-inviso thingys
davepoobond: its painful
Ayanna: yeah…i dont like shots
davepoobond: i inject at least 24 gallons of stuff a week
Ayanna: wow.
Ayanna: isnt that harmful?
davepoobond: not really
Ayanna: i would think it was
Ayanna: you sorta act like it is
davepoobond: a little brain damage here and there
davepoobond: but nothing i really use anyway
Ayanna: yeah, i noticed
Ayanna: sorry to burst your little bubble of excitement, but ive gotta go
Ayanna: because im tired
davepoobond: ok bye
Ayanna: bye
#6075: LimeGreen -> davepoobond
LimeGreen: hey
davepoobond: brb, i have to eat the dog…then get some apple juice
LimeGreen: eat the dog ok?
::little while later::
LimeGreen: u find the apple juice,yet?
davepoobond: no, i’m still looking for it
LimeGreen: lol
::a little while later::
LimeGreen: look harder!!!
LimeGreen: haha
davepoobond: sorry, the donkey took off with it
LimeGreen: ok
LimeGreen: chase after it then!!
::a little while later::
LimeGreen: u find it yet?
LimeGreen: or no
#6074: LimeGreen -> davepoobond
LimeGreen: HEY SUP?
davepoobond: hi
LimeGreen: BIG
LimeGreen: HI
LimeGreen: LOL
davepoobond: ok
LimeGreen: I HAD TEN POPCICLES!!
davepoobond: ooOoOoOOooh!!!
davepoobond: you’re a lucky kid
LimeGreen: HAHAHAH
LimeGreen: I GOT MORE
LimeGreen: HOLD ON
LimeGreen: …
LimeGreen: OK GOT ANOTHER
davepoobond: greeatt
LimeGreen: LOL
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: r u done talking?
LimeGreen: WHY?
davepoobond: oh…no reason
LimeGreen: NO WHAT???? }:)
davepoobond: hmm…is that a unibrow?
LimeGreen: NO DEVIL
LimeGreen: 🙂
davepoobond: my name is not devil
davepoobond: its dave
LimeGreen:
O:)
ANGEL
MEET
}:)
DEVIL!!!!!!
LimeGreen: I KNOW
LimeGreen: ITS DAVE
LimeGreen: U TOLD ME
davepoobond: well, i just wanted to make it clear for u
LimeGreen: 😛
LimeGreen: U DON’T TALK MUCH!
davepoobond: i dont like to talk to people who i consider more crazy than
me….that sign is usually becuz they have a smily face with a unibrow
LimeGreen: OH SORRY
LimeGreen: I WON’T USE SMILEY FACES NO MORE PROMISE 🙂
LimeGreen: OK SORRY OOPS
davepoobond: no, i wont drink your bath water
LimeGreen: I WON’T DRINK……..UM……..
davepoobond: um? does that mean unibrow men?
LimeGreen: NO!!!!
LimeGreen: U R WEIRD
davepoobond: and you’re point being?
LimeGreen: UM…. DUNNO YES NO MAYBE SO I DUNNO???
davepoobond: i like beans???
LimeGreen: THATS NICE
LimeGreen: I LIKE FUDGE
LimeGreen: AND CHOCOLATE
LimeGreen: AND OTHER STUFF
davepoobond: a was there are to as a are???
LimeGreen: ??
LimeGreen: HUH
davepoobond: My feet are moldy…
LimeGreen: ARE THEY GREEN AND MUSHY?\
?
davepoobond: yes, like potatos
LimeGreen: HARD THEN?!?!?!
LimeGreen: OR ARE THE POTATOES COOKED??
LimeGreen: LOL
davepoobond: no, like mash potatoes with poop sticking out of it
LimeGreen: EEEWWWWW
LimeGreen: I DON’T WANNA SEE U’R FEET LOL
davepoobond: i can have that arranged…where do u live?
LimeGreen: NEBRASKA
davepoobond: i live in tatanka
LimeGreen: OK
LimeGreen: WHERE’S THAT???
LimeGreen: LOL
davepoobond: idaho…..
LimeGreen: THATS KINDA CLOSE
davepoobond: yes…….about 300 miles or 5
LimeGreen: YEAH!!!
LimeGreen: CLOSE
LimeGreen: ??
LimeGreen: ENOUGH
davepoobond: yes….almost a million inches, even
LimeGreen: I KNOW HOW FAR
davepoobond: million billion
LimeGreen: 83945738597425345638475673845276984052 BILLION ZILLION BILLION
MILLION GADRILLION MILES AWAY!!!
LimeGreen: AHAHHAHAHAHA
LimeGreen: THATS CLOSE
davepoobond: hmmmm….yeah….if you go around the world a few hundred million
times
davepoobond: do u like latin punk?
LimeGreen: UM…….YEAH
davepoobond: phooey
LimeGreen: -_- zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ
LimeGreen: hahahahha
LimeGreen: hahaha
davepoobond: right
LimeGreen: 🙂
LimeGreen: heheheh
LimeGreen: i had to much
LimeGreen: popcicles!!
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: i have to go
davepoobond: bye
LimeGreen: bye
LimeGreen: love peace and some chicken grease!!!!
LimeGreen: bye!!!!
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: love juice and some turkey….cabooses
LimeGreen: love juice and hang loose!!
davepoobond: yeah….thats right…
LimeGreen: haha i just made it up
LimeGreen: too
davepoobond: oh? is that right?
LimeGreen: yeah!!
LimeGreen: ha
davepoobond: is your name percy?
LimeGreen: no!!!
LimeGreen: its Tara
davepoobond: sally?
davepoobond: kauna melenzana an eltuo bofo!
LimeGreen:
Tara
LimeGreen: my name is
Tara
davepoobond: WHAT??? I CANT HEAR YOU???
LimeGreen:
w/e
LimeGreen: =P.:.;
LimeGreen: my name is Tara
davepoobond: now its “fart”
LimeGreen: um…….no
LimeGreen: u’rs is it thing wanna be Tara
davepoobond: unibrow men….yes
LimeGreen: no
LimeGreen: hahah
davepoobond:
YES
davepoobond: glah glah
LimeGreen: no
davepoobond: and?
LimeGreen:
gwahhahahahahhahahahha
hahahahahahhahahahhahahah
gwahahahahahhaah
gwahahhahahahaha
#6064: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: im makin a game with the castlevania guy
davepoobond: lol ok
stimpyismyname: but hes got a shotgun
#6063: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: go to www.unicheat2001
stimpyismyname: download ninjawalk
stimpyismyname: hyah!
davepoobond: i dont really wanna…..
davepoobond: 1. i dont have unichat
davepoobond: 2. i dont give a crap
stimpyismyname: 1. it is unichat
stimpyismyname: 2. yes you do
davepoobond: 3. only when i am on a toilet
stimpyismyname: 3. ur gay
stimpyismyname: g2g
davepoobond: fine bye
#6062: stimpyismyname -> DeadOrAlive60
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: whyd u leave
DeadOrAlive60: because the site is dumb and youwont tell me the ttruth
stimpyismyname: the site is just messed up
DeadOrAlive60: well is wcw boy real
stimpyismyname: itll be fixed in a month
stimpyismyname: no
DeadOrAlive60: well who was i talking to last night then
stimpyismyname: i alreadsy told u that
stimpyismyname: davepoobond
stimpyismyname: probly
stimpyismyname: who cares
DeadOrAlive60: is he a guy
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: well he told me he was masturbating with the mouse cord
stimpyismyname: u said u gave dogs blowjobs
DeadOrAlive60: i was just playing
DeadOrAlive60: i didnt have no one to talk to
stimpyismyname: so was he
stimpyismyname: idiot
DeadOrAlive60: well is he gay
stimpyismyname: no
DeadOrAlive60: how do you know
stimpyismyname: fine hes gay
stimpyismyname: what do you care
DeadOrAlive60: is he gay for real?
stimpyismyname: ui dont know
stimpyismyname: i dont know
DeadOrAlive60: well he talked ay last night he told me his dick isze
stimpyismyname: u asked
DeadOrAlive60: so just wanted to see if he really would answer them
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: so he did
stimpyismyname: u asked a bunch of times
stimpyismyname: whatd u want him to do
DeadOrAlive60: because i am bi
stimpyismyname: ok…
DeadOrAlive60: i am bisexual
stimpyismyname: thats great
DeadOrAlive60: are you a guy
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: well are you straight?
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: well can we chat about sex?
stimpyismyname: now?
stimpyismyname: no
DeadOrAlive60: why not
stimpyismyname: why do you always want to
stimpyismyname: are you a sexaholic
DeadOrAlive60: because it makes me horny
stimpyismyname: thats wonderful
DeadOrAlive60: well can we?
stimpyismyname: i already said no
DeadOrAlive60: bye then
stimpyismyname: …..ok…
stimpyismyname: perv
#6061: stimpyismyname -> Staindxx
stimpyismyname: hi
Staindxx: hi
stimpyismyname: do you like cheese
Staindxx: yeah
stimpyismyname: what kind
Staindxx: um…
Staindxx: Cheddar?
stimpyismyname: orange?
stimpyismyname: i like orange
Staindxx: …….?
stimpyismyname: mmm mmmm
stimpyismyname: orange cheese
stimpyismyname: am i right or what
Staindxx: um..
stimpyismyname: high five!
stimpyismyname: cmon
Staindxx: e
stimpyismyname: just say high five
Staindxx: ….
Staindxx: high five?
stimpyismyname: as a wise man once told me, “there are bulls and bears but you are thinking like an animal”
Staindxx: …..
stimpyismyname: bonds have more FUN
Staindxx: …
stimpyismyname: my friend says to go to the EDGAR section
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: want to know how to turn Office into a fully integrated business powerhouse
stimpyismyname: ?
Staindxx: …….
stimpyismyname: guess not
stimpyismyname: but i could tell you
Staindxx: ok…..go ahead
stimpyismyname: actually i dont want to
stimpyismyname: its a family secret
Staindxx: ok..
stimpyismyname: sorry
stimpyismyname: hello?
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#6060: stimpyismyname -> Laospryderx
stimpyismyname: hi
stimpyismyname: u like wwf?
Laospryderx: wut
Laospryderx: ya
Laospryderx: and wcw
stimpyismyname: how about that wcw though
stimpyismyname: yeehaw
stimpyismyname: ecw
stimpyismyname: all the way
Laospryderx: no never seen it befor
stimpyismyname: how aout seinfeld
stimpyismyname: seen tht?
Laospryderx: talk later
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: see ya later spry-ator
#6059: stimpyismyname -> SLIPKNOTSIC
stimpyismyname: do you like to play games?
SLIPKNOTSIC: PS2,>
stimpyismyname: cool
stimpyismyname: ChristopherSoft
stimpyismyname: its an awesome site
SLIPKNOTSIC: WAZ THAT
stimpyismyname: its awesome
SLIPKNOTSIC: STINKY BEEF IS GOOD
SLIPKNOTSIC: WTF
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: just go
stimpyismyname: its notporn
stimpyismyname: sign the guestbook
#6058: stimpyismyname -> MajinGogetaGT
stimpyismyname: do you like to play games?
MajinGogetaGT: yea
stimpyismyname: cool
stimpyismyname: ChristopherSoft
stimpyismyname: its goood
#6057: stimpyismyname -> Astro
stimpyismyname: u like to play games?
Astro: Yes
Astro: Yes I do.
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: thats great
Astro: Hi
Astro: Yes it is
stimpyismyname: yes
Astro: Mm-hmm!:-)
stimpyismyname: mm hmm
stimpyismyname: ChristopherSoft
stimpyismyname: go there
stimpyismyname: its great
Astro: Ook
stimpyismyname: go ther
Astro: Ol
Astro: *ok
stimpyismyname: sign the guestbook
stimpyismyname: tell your friends
Astro: kk
#6056: stimpyismyname -> MrFredRogers
stimpyismyname: hello
stimpyismyname: do you like games
MrFredRogers: yes
stimpyismyname: JAGUAR IS MAKIN A COMEBACK!!
stimpyismyname: huh?
MrFredRogers: ok
stimpyismyname: am i right or what
MrFredRogers: it depends
MrFredRogers: are they?
MrFredRogers: / is it?
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: the system
stimpyismyname: atari jaguar
stimpyismyname: booyeah
MrFredRogers: oh that one ok
MrFredRogers: i thought a new one
MrFredRogers: or some such stuff
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: that would be cool
MrFredRogers: ok
stimpyismyname: yep
stimpyismyname: i’ve ever played it
stimpyismyname: i heard it sucked
MrFredRogers: ok
stimpyismyname: so did ur mom
MrFredRogers: yeah
stimpyismyname: so…..
stimpyismyname: wanna be a member of my website
MrFredRogers: depends
MrFredRogers: what is it
stimpyismyname: http://www.geocities.com/stinkybeefisgood
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: did u go
MrFredRogers: i had an error
stimpyismyname: o
stimpyismyname: i dunno
MrFredRogers: ok
stimpyismyname: try it again
MrFredRogers: try what
stimpyismyname: the link
MrFredRogers:
MrFredRogers: ?
stimpyismyname: …what?
MrFredRogers: ng
stimpyismyname: whats that
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#6055: stimpyismyname -> Lieb
stimpyismyname: hi
stimpyismyname: whatcha been up to
Lieb: hey whos this?
stimpyismyname: your…mom
stimpyismyname: jk
stimpyismyname: it’s raul
Lieb: raul
stimpyismyname: thorin
Lieb: where do i kno u from
stimpyismyname: raul thorin
stimpyismyname: we met in that….
stimpyismyname: chat…room
Lieb: lol who is this?
stimpyismyname: it’s dave
Lieb: o now its dave
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: i was kidding b4
Lieb: how do i kno you?
stimpyismyname: school…
Lieb: dave who?
stimpyismyname: smith
Lieb: dave smith
Lieb: i dont kno a dave smith
Lieb: thats not ur name
stimpyismyname: you used to call me love bunny
stimpyismyname: ring a bell?
Lieb: o i did?
Lieb: ooo yeah
Lieb: dave its u
Lieb: now i remember
stimpyismyname: finally
stimpyismyname: so
stimpyismyname: …….
Lieb: how could i have forgotten
stimpyismyname: uhh
stimpyismyname: i dont
Lieb: so right who are you again?
stimpyismyname: know
stimpyismyname: david smith
stimpyismyname: really
stimpyismyname: my friends call me beatrix
stimpyismyname: or sam
stimpyismyname: joe
stimpyismyname: john
stimpyismyname: max
stimpyismyname: mark
stimpyismyname: colin
Lieb: wow u must have a lot of friends
stimpyismyname: jeff
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: ….
Lieb: they call u so many different things
stimpyismyname: they’re just idiots
Lieb: o ok
stimpyismyname: so what new with you
Lieb: well, dave john jeff whatever i g2g
stimpyismyname: what?
stimpyismyname: why
Lieb: so ill talk to u later
stimpyismyname: noooooooooo
Lieb: yeah
stimpyismyname: nooooooooooooooooooo
Lieb: later man
stimpyismyname: bitch
stimpyismyname: cant talk to your good buddy
Lieb: o is that my name now
stimpyismyname: david
Lieb: do u kno my name?
stimpyismyname: yeah….
stimpyismyname: liebra
stimpyismyname: or something
Lieb: liebra?
stimpyismyname: i’m not a “name” person
Lieb: good guess u got it
stimpyismyname: wowreally
stimpyismyname: wcw rules
stimpyismyname: from the east to the west
Lieb: really into wrestling eh?
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: not really
Lieb: o ok
Lieb: so the name means nothing
stimpyismyname: wrestlers like cock
Lieb: well this conversation is going now where and i dont kno u so ill talk to u some other time by dave
stimpyismyname: uhhhhhhhhh
stimpyismyname: but…
stimpyismyname: go to www.geocities.com/stinkybeefisgood
stimpyismyname: its a great site
stimpyismyname: mmmhmmm
Lieb: maybe some other time
Lieb: i gotta go
Lieb: later
stimpyismyname: mmmkay
Lieb signed off at 7:36:41 PM.