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Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10507: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

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davepoobond was messing around with the “Share AOL Music” bullshit feature, that listed the name of a song for your buddy to watch the music video for.

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stimpyismyname: wanna upload a 507 mb movie to squackle

stimpyismyname: its a 3 min math project

davepoobond: ok, sure i’ll spend a week of my life uploading it

stimpyismyname: ok, sounds good

davepoobond: Picture

davepoobond: oh joy, kid rock and sheryl crow

stimpyismyname: whay a fagget

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: Listen to Kid and his pal Sheryl Crow put some twang into their new video for the song ‘Picture.’

stimpyismyname: i dont want to watch this

davepoobond: dont

davepoobond: I’d Do Anything

davepoobond: I’D DO ANYTTHINNNGGGG

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: JUST TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS

davepoobond: BUT I’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH

davepoobond: SOMEHOW I CANT PUT YOU IN THE PAST

davepoobond: I’D DO ANYTTHINNGG

davepoobond: JUST TO FALL ASLEEP WITH YOU

davepoobond: OOOUUU

stimpyismyname: shut the fuck up

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10506: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

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stimpyismyname: cockknocker

davepoobond: lol

stimpyismyname: cunt rag

stimpyismyname: let me know when one strikes your fancy

stimpyismyname: cunt cunt

stimpyismyname: dousch rocket

stimpyismyname: queerboat

davepoobond: i think cunt rag did it for me

stimpyismyname: good to know

stimpyismyname: noodles

stimpyismyname: snoogins

stimpyismyname: yeah… that was Nose and elmoisfurry

stimpyismyname: g2g

davepoobond: ok

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10505: alexnorbts -> davepoobond

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alexnorbts: sup poo bond

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: whos this again

alexnorbts: u goin to lunch tomorow

alexnorbts: its cobby

davepoobond: oh yeah thats right…

davepoobond: cobby

alexnorbts: so u goin

davepoobond: yes…

alexnorbts: why

davepoobond: urmm..

davepoobond: because

davepoobond: its good to eat lunch

alexnorbts: right

alexnorbts: yea at 845 too

davepoobond: are you scared of that guham?

davepoobond: y’know, the one that likes to ubjub

davepoobond: and has an odius

alexnorbts: ha

alexnorbts: what the fuck

davepoobond: yeah i told you off

davepoobond: what i said was “are you scared of that fat guy that keeps staring at you?”

davepoobond: “y’know, the one that likes to shove umbrellas up every hole in your body and open them”

alexnorbts: ha

alexnorbts: thats fucked up

alexnorbts: freak

davepoobond: “and has a hate for fat cows with huge tits”

alexnorbts: ha

alexnorbts: damn

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10504: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

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stimpyismyname: http://www.infiniumlabs.com/

davepoobond: yeah i heard about that

davepoobond: weird

davepoobond: i said something pretty funny about it

davepoobond: “its a cool name, but if its as big as the XBOX, it’ll be nothing but an expensive booster seat for our kids”

stimpyismyname: uhhhh

stimpyismyname: ok..

davepoobond: isnt that funnnnyyy

stimpyismyname: nooo….

davepoobond: its not huh

stimpyismyname: it doesnt make seeennsseeeee

davepoobond: y’know how kids need to sit higher sometimes

davepoobond: you put it under them and they sit on top of them

stimpyismyname: yes dave

stimpyismyname: whats wrong with big consoles

stimpyismyname: i dont understand

davepoobond: too bigggg

davepoobond: maybe? possibly?

stimpyismyname: is this your inner skinny child crying out for help

davepoobond: ….

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: come on EILEEN

stimpyismyname: oh man

davepoobond: wut

stimpyismyname: :-!

stimpyismyname: thats what

davepoobond: too ra loo ra too ra loo ra

stimpyismyname: da da da da da duh dad de da

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10503: Sutami -> davepoobond

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Sutami: tomorrow morning your crush will fall madly in love with you. You guys will hook up, and your crush will ask you out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don’t send this to at least 10 ppl by @ least 10:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life for the rest of your life. This is not a stupid one or a fake. Just copy and paste. Start Sendin

davepoobond: oh no

davepoobond: but there’s no logic to that

davepoobond: if my crush is already my crush

davepoobond: arent they already madly in love with me

davepoobond: unh hunh…thought so

Sutami: 😀

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10500: davepoobond -> alexnorbts

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davepoobond: so i hear you like bird watching

alexnorbts: for reall nigga

davepoobond: y’watch women with your binoculars too?

davepoobond: OH MY GOD, YOU KNOW ABOUT GRAND BUFFET

davepoobond: you’re so cool

alexnorbts: ha

alexnorbts: who dis be

davepoobond: dave

alexnorbts: rogyes

alexnorbts: ha

davepoobond: so, where’d you hear about grand buffet

alexnorbts: linas and drew saw them in concert

alexnorbts: they gave me the cd

alexnorbts: they have the crazyiest lyrics

alexnorbts: the shit

davepoobond: yeah, like “bubble BATH bubble BATH”

alexnorbts: give me my fuckin hot dog bitch all kill u

davepoobond: is that a lyric

davepoobond: or are you telling that to me

davepoobond: oh ok

alexnorbts: ha

alexnorbts: its a lyric

alexnorbts: but i meant it

alexnorbts: ha

davepoobond: i’ve only heard one of their songs

davepoobond: candy bars

alexnorbts: yea

alexnorbts: i like baseball cards

davepoobond: is that a song

alexnorbts: no

alexnorbts: thats the lyrics

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: i only heard it once, so sue me

alexnorbts: have u heard of blackalicous

davepoobond: group?

alexnorbts: yea

alexnorbts: alphabet aerobics

davepoobond: no

alexnorbts: shit man

davepoobond: i’m sorry, i already did.

alexnorbts: damn

davepoobond: ths ones for grammy

davepoobond: i love candy bars, and baseball cards and superstars

alexnorbts: ha

alexnorbts: yea

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#10499: davepoobond -> wetfart1387

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davepoobond: dude, you’re so cool

wetfart1387: really??

davepoobond: yeah man, you’re the only guy that put “ass” as his first name in the directory thing

davepoobond: online right now anyway

davepoobond: but that’s still good!!!!

davepoobond: and your info is sillly

davepoobond: it makes me lauugghhhhh

davepoobond: boy i have tears in my eyes

davepoobond: >:o

davepoobond: ur not talking

wetfart1387: sorry

davepoobond: comon man

davepoobond: you’ve practically got a fan

davepoobond: a roadie

davepoobond: :'(

wetfart1387: wuts up

davepoobond: you’re givin me no love

davepoobond: nothing, you

wetfart1387: nmh

davepoobond: well. thats just great

wetfart1387: hows life

davepoobond: just great

davepoobond: now that you’re in it

davepoobond: =DDDD

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: michael

davepoobond: are you there

davepoobond: i know you are

davepoobond: since you’re online and haven’t blocked me

davepoobond: :-[

wetfart1387: r u a guy

davepoobond: yes i am

davepoobond: are you

wetfart1387: r u gay

davepoobond: wtf! what gave you THAT idea

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I get warned to 20%.

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wetfart1387 signed off at 10:27:38 PM.

davepoobond: u FAG

Previous message was not received by wetfart1387 because of error: User wetfart1387 is not available.

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#10498: davepoobond -> DataSmith

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davepoobond: hey sucka. i hear you like antiques.

DataSmith: yea

davepoobond: that’s cool

davepoobond: just to tell you

davepoobond: y’know, fiddlin around with old stuff

davepoobond: and lookin at it.

DataSmith: always interesting to look at the past

DataSmith: do i know you?

davepoobond: yes….sitting there….looking….at stuff…..

davepoobond: i dont know, maybe you do, maybe you don’t…….!!

DataSmith: well i would suggest you enlighten me either way

davepoobond: why

DataSmith: because i want to know

davepoobond: what difference would it make though

DataSmith: the length of this conversation

davepoobond: good one

davepoobond: made me chuckle

davepoobond: no you don’t but yes i do

davepoobond: what day is st. patricks day on

Previous message was not received by DataBSmith because of error: User DataBSmith is not available.

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::I warn him to 35%::

This guy/girl’s profile was really weird, it had stuff about her/him being a massager, and saying stuff like “i wont take people on the fly now, you have to make an appointment” and he/she charges 10 bucks an hour.

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10496: TJ the Almighty -> davepoobond

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This was when Yahoo and Google still worked together.  In like 2003 or something.

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TJ the Almighty: google is powered by yahoo

TJ the Almighty: few people realize that

davepoobond: i know that

davepoobond: but its the other way around

davepoobond: google actually powers yahoo

davepoobond: =)

TJ the Almighty: i knew it was one of them

davepoobond: but they’re still 2 different sites

davepoobond: i actually snubbed the school librarian with that fact

davepoobond: she kept saying that google is the best google is the best don’t use yahoo

davepoobond: then i tell her “actually, it doesn’t really matter, because google powers yahoo, so its pretty much the same thing”

TJ the Almighty: lol

davepoobond: and she has this nasty look on her face and she’s like “oh….but isn’t it still better cause there’s no advertising?”

davepoobond: i just shrug and say “i don’t care about advertising” and then she just walks away

TJ the Almighty: lol nice