Izumo Etsuko: waiting for GTO is killing me x.x
davepoobond: maybe you’ll die
Izumo Etsuko: 🙁
These are Lame Chats and Stupid IMs
Izumo Etsuko: waiting for GTO is killing me x.x
davepoobond: maybe you’ll die
Izumo Etsuko: 🙁
davepoobond: merry christmas
Automatic Man: little early
davepoobond: i’m actually a little late
Automatic Man: fine
davepoobond: let the bodies hit the flooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor
MyLeftTesticle: That guy died.
davepoobond: fag!
Automatic Man: why yes, you are
davepoobond: >:o
davepoobond: 🙁
davepoobond: what can you use it for
stimpyismyname: stuff
davepoobond: that’s alwasy good
stimpyismyname: alwasy
stimpyismyname: you big fagget
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: alwasy
davepoobond: it means “stimpyismyname is a faggot”
davepoobond: and the continuation
davepoobond: always
davepoobond: which means “stimpyismyname is a faggot cause he spells faggot with an e instead of an o”
stimpyismyname: yeah shut up
stimpyismyname: i can
stimpyismyname: if i want it to sound like that
stimpyismyname: it was bostonian
davepoobond: like what?
davepoobond: fajet?
davepoobond: fajeet
stimpyismyname: right…
davepoobond: occanse – n. hot bubbly mouth watering cheese
stimpyismyname: your cheese is bubbling in my mouth
stimpyismyname: say that in french
davepoobond: that’s not a very good thing
davepoobond: for you
stimpyismyname: great
stimpyismyname: dont care
stimpyismyname: shaddap
davepoobond: yes you do
davepoobond: i know you do
stimpyismyname: 😉
davepoobond: whoa i got an email from jesus
davepoobond: it was spam though
Return of the Dragon: hahahaha
stimpyismyname: (_|_)
scubachef11: hhaha butt
superelretardo1: HAHA FAG!
Yonseixryu: so it’s like the navy with the dont ask dont tell thinng
Yonseixryu: that’s gay
Soup Nazi: Nope
Yonseixryu: hahaha rofl
Yonseixryu: i just made a funny
Yonseixryu: ]lol rofl rofl rofl
Soup Nazi: Not really.
Yonseixryu: You’r not laughing
Yonseixryu: You’r not laughing
Yonseixryu: join in on the festivity
Yonseixryu: lol
Yonseixryu: lol
Yonseixryu: lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Yonseixryu: lol with me
davepoobond: 7_0
Soup Nazi: Anime face
Soup Nazi: fucker
davepoobond: =)
davepoobond: that was actually in a url
Soup Nazi: this is the best face ever
davepoobond: it looked like a face
Soup Nazi: get ready, it’s pretty awsome
davepoobond: U_U
Soup Nazi: >:|
Soup Nazi: This should be a recognized AOL smile >:| because it’s awsome
Soup Nazi is away at 11:31 AM
Yonseixryu: I finally found it
Yonseixryu: I found the shoe tree
Yonseixryu: it
Soup Nazi: uh?
Yonseixryu: shoe tree shoe tree
Yonseixryu: I just ate a shoe fruit for breakfast
Soup Nazi: WTF IS WITH THIS SHOE TREE?
Yonseixryu: Im going to go swing on the sheo tree
Yonseixryu: bye bye
Soup Nazi: Okay. Great fun.
davepoobond: I’ll suck your dick
NHL770: asl
davepoobond: 56/f23/hawaii
NHL770: Hi, my name is dave
davepoobond: how about that!
NHL770: sorry im straight
davepoobond: my name is dave too!
davepoobond: i am too
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davepoobond: WAIT A SECOND
davepoobond: DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE OUT OF SCHOOL
SexiLilFreek096: ok
davepoobond: IN THE CHAT ROOM
SexiLilFreek096: ya y ?
davepoobond: cause
davepoobond: umm
davepoobond: hi
SexiLilFreek096: well hi
davepoobond: well hi!
davepoobond: hi hi hi
SexiLilFreek096: hi hi hi
SexiLilFreek096: ssry
davepoobond: sore
SexiLilFreek096: so were do u live
davepoobond: in my own world
davepoobond: called hell
davepoobond: i’m Satan, didn’t you know?
SexiLilFreek096: well if ur on the comp who’s watchin ova hell
davepoobond: hold on
SexiLilFreek096: ok
davepoobond: i think its Bob Hope’s shift right now
SexiLilFreek096: lol
SexiLilFreek096: r u outa skool
davepoobond: uhh yeah…i’ve been outta “skool” since i fell from Heaven
davepoobond: i got really bad grades
davepoobond: so i fell out of it
SexiLilFreek096: sure
SexiLilFreek096: im out till january 5th
davepoobond: yay
davepoobond: i’m out for eternity
davepoobond: y’know, being Satan and all
davepoobond: God doesn’t really want me back
SexiLilFreek096: o ya i c how it is
davepoobond: its a real bitch
SexiLilFreek096: well if ur satin u maust a’ got bad bad grades cause u cant spell ur own name
davepoobond: uhh
davepoobond: do you know what “satin” is?
davepoobond: “satin” is a type of textile
davepoobond: people WEAR satin
SexiLilFreek096: ya i no that
davepoobond: oh ok. glad we’re on the same page
SexiLilFreek096: ok
davepoobond: gonna go torture some more souls
davepoobond: see ya later
davepoobond: by the way, go to www.squackle.com its got lots of stuff made by me (Satan). its an orgrasm
SexiLilFreek096: ight ur on my bl is that kool
davepoobond: sure ok
SexiLilFreek096: bye ttyl
chewy17171717: hahhah i like your profile it matches mine
davepoobond: reallllly
chewy17171717: ya
chewy17171717: isn’t that so cool
chewy17171717: r u from china
davepoobond: definitely
chewy17171717: ?
davepoobond: oh yes i’m chinese
chewy17171717: what part
davepoobond: the place they speak mandarin
chewy17171717: hahah me too
chewy17171717: what part
davepoobond: coool
davepoobond: the place where they sell the fish frying in deep oil
chewy17171717: so what r u doin tonight
davepoobond: i’m going to jack off
davepoobond: what about you
chewy17171717: hey i have a kid in a room
davepoobond: a room?
davepoobond: what do you do with this kid in a room
chewy17171717: no my kid
chewy17171717: i um take care of it
chewy17171717: u perv its my kid
davepoobond: really?
chewy17171717: ok anyway
davepoobond: wait a seconddd
chewy17171717: actually i live in hong konk
chewy17171717: kong
davepoobond: your profile says you’re 14 and you go to catholic school
davepoobond: how can you have a kid
chewy17171717: i did like 3 weeks ago
chewy17171717: i need somone else to help me out
chewy17171717: like a father
davepoobond: and you think you’ll find one online
davepoobond: i getchya
chewy17171717: will u
chewy17171717: no im jk
chewy17171717: her name is Laurel
chewy17171717: i hate catholic skewls
chewy17171717: its so devestating
davepoobond: actually, i wouldn’t mind being your husband
chewy17171717: is your name dave
davepoobond: i’m 42, and have a decent job
davepoobond: yes i am
chewy17171717: really
chewy17171717: ooo u arn’t the pervert in the 17 magazine
chewy17171717: r u
davepoobond: no. i think he’s my cousin though
davepoobond: i’m a subscriber to it
davepoobond: i get every issue
chewy17171717: really have u read the recent one
davepoobond: i usually jack off to it everyday at 7:36 PM
davepoobond: no i haven’t
chewy17171717: what r the magazines about
davepoobond: i was going to open it at 7:33:23 to look through it
davepoobond: i dont know, i dont read the articles
davepoobond: there’s just stupid topics about stupid kids
davepoobond: i dont like them, i just fuck them
davepoobond: oops did i just say that
davepoobond: oh well
chewy17171717: hey im one those kids
chewy17171717: oo would u like to fuck me
davepoobond: well then, there goes by parole
davepoobond: sure
chewy17171717: your 42 and a redneck
chewy17171717: great
chewy17171717: what i always wanted
davepoobond: who says i’m a redneck?
chewy17171717: my name is Brigid
chewy17171717: i do
chewy17171717: sob
davepoobond: your profile says you’re julie
chewy17171717: jk
chewy17171717: hahah
chewy17171717: my bitch is fuckin me
davepoobond: oh no
chewy17171717: thats my friends name im spendin
chewy17171717: hahah jk
chewy17171717: so u must be one of those perverts arnt u
davepoobond: sure
chewy17171717: u guys r the ppl who did this to me
davepoobond: sowwy
chewy17171717: stop talken to me
davepoobond: i thought you wanted to fuck
davepoobond: you fuck
chewy17171717: um no
chewy17171717: excuse me but my daughter is to young
chewy17171717: u should no better
chewy17171717: u young kids should be thinking about skewl not girls
davepoobond: how old is she
chewy17171717: 9
davepoobond: so you had a baby when you were 5
chewy17171717: i think u would know better than that
chewy17171717: no this is the mother of the girl u just talked to
chewy17171717: so i said good day
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Just then I get warned “anonymously.”
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davepoobond: and then what did i say
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davepoobond: wow
davepoobond: you’re pretty wild
xWiLdCoWgUrL4Ux: shutup
davepoobond: so harsh
xWiLdCoWgUrL4Ux: what
davepoobond: what you
xWiLdCoWgUrL4Ux: why am i harsh
davepoobond: you told me to shut up
xWiLdCoWgUrL4Ux: shutup
xWiLdCoWgUrL4Ux: fag
xWiLdCoWgUrL4Ux: buh bye
davepoobond: you’ve got some balls to call me a fag
davepoobond: you fag
davepoobond: are you excited about “World Idol”?
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She warns me to 35%, and I warn her to 35%.