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#10555: davepoobond -> KaosAngel

davepoobond: and the pirate will lead us to heaven!

KaosAngel: what!?

davepoobond: what

davepoobond: if there’s a bustle in your headstrong, don’t you be alone now

davepoobond: yes there are 2 paths you can go on, but in the long run

davepoobond: there’s still time to change the road youre on

davepoobond: and it makes me wonder

davepoobond: ahhhhhhhhhh

davepoobond: do you know that song

KaosAngel: brb

#10554: davepoobond -> TBomb

davepoobond: get a load of this. this was on the Copyright Office’s FAQ page:

davepoobond:

How do I protect my sighting of Elvis? Copyright law does not protect sightings. However, copyright law will protect your photo (or other depiction) of your sighting of Elvis. Just send it to us with a form VA application and the $30 filing fee. No one can lawfully use your photo of your sighting, although someone else may file his own photo of his sighting. Copyright law protects the original photograph, not the subject of the photograph.

TBomb: hm.

davepoobond: funny huh

TBomb: it does not protect the subject of the photo

TBomb: psh.. sighting of elvis

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: took a while man

TBomb: well u could make up the photo and say taht u saw him

davepoobond: sure

davepoobond: it doesnt really matter

TBomb: u should do dat

TBomb: put it in ur site

davepoobond: you’re copyrighting the photo though

davepoobond: not what it is of

TBomb: ya

davepoobond: if i took a picture of my comp it would be no more special than a picture of elvis

TBomb: HAHA

#10553: davepoobond -> Phoenix

davepoobond: Welcome to the club, You Belong

davepoobond: where you can be who you want to be and do what you want to do

davepoobond: club K Swiss

Phoenix: club K Swiss?!?

davepoobond: of course!

davepoobond: a place where you can hang together, and stand apart

davepoobond: and do what you want to do, no limits

davepoobond: you belong.

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: it was on a book cover

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: all that i said

davepoobond: and the “of course!”

davepoobond: except that

Phoenix: weird…

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: damn polish company

davepoobond: ….or is it swiss

#10552: davepoobond -> TBomb

davepoobond: lights and i cant be safe

davepoobond: tides that i try to swim againt

davepoobond: against

davepoobond: blahdy blahdy

davepoobond: boy i’m bored

TBomb: wats dat song

davepoobond: cold play – clocks

TBomb: really?

TBomb: hm..

davepoobond: yeah

TBomb: i never really listened closely to the lyrics

davepoobond: well you SHOULD

TBomb: AHHA

TBomb: that song gets boring after a while tho

davepoobond: you never know when you might have to sing that song

TBomb: HAHAHAHAH

davepoobond: wtf are you talkin about! the piano makesit all the more exciting

davepoobond: dooba dooba doobaaa dooba dooba dunna dunna dunna

davepoobond: DUNNANUNUNUNA NUNUNANANA

TBomb: it repeats over and over

davepoobond: so

TBomb: so it gets boring

davepoobond: fine then

davepoobond: ass

TBomb: HAHAHA

#10549: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: it says you’ve been online for 12 days

davepoobond: ….wtf

stimpyismyname: weeeeeiiird

davepoobond: no it doesnt

davepoobond: it says 2 minutes

stimpyismyname: does for me

stimpyismyname: 12 days 3 hours 14 minutes

davepoobond: are you sure its not on another name

stimpyismyname: yep

stimpyismyname: who cares

stimpyismyname: its just weird

davepoobond: whateve

#10548: davepoobond -> TBomb

davepoobond: i just killed a moth with my super fast reflexes

TBomb: really?

davepoobond: oh yeah

davepoobond: clapped it between my muscular hands

TBomb: i dont like getting near “things”

TBomb: bugs

TBomb: and creepy crawlers

davepoobond: i’da done it with my pecs

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: but it was too high up

TBomb: muscurlar hands

TBomb: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

davepoobond: how was your report card

TBomb: it was good

davepoobond: gpa

TBomb: haha

TBomb: 4.3

davepoobond: woweeee

TBomb: muAHHAHAH

davepoobond: i got a 3.00

TBomb: really?

davepoobond: yeah

TBomb: i’d hate to get dat

TBomb: HAHAHAHHAHA

TBomb: i win!

davepoobond: 🙁

TBomb: 🙁

davepoobond: it was the best gpa i’ve ever gotten

TBomb: sure…

davepoobond: it is

TBomb: are you proud of urself?

davepoobond: actually yes

davepoobond: its the first time i’ve ever gotten straight bs

TBomb: wow

TBomb: actually 4.3 is the highest i got

TBomb: last yr it was like 3.5

davepoobond: smart ass

davepoobond: think you’re sooo much better than the rest of us 3.00ers

TBomb: HAHA

TBomb: :-):-):-D

davepoobond: wouldn’t that be great if there were scholarships for guys named david that ran a site called squackle

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: and who’s house smells like a skunk now

TBomb: HAHAHAH

davepoobond: UGGHHH

TBomb: are you gonna put the site thingy in ur file thingy?

TBomb: wats dat thing called

TBomb: DAMMIT!!

TBomb: like all ur awards and crap go in “the file”

davepoobond: ………eh?

TBomb: pro-something

TBomb: or maibne not

davepoobond: profile?

TBomb: no

davepoobond: college application?

TBomb: the thing we did in junior high

davepoobond: psychiatric admittance form?

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: personal porfolio?

TBomb: YES

TBomb: portfolio

davepoobond: i dont have one of those…

TBomb: pro, por watever

davepoobond: the Donnas are sooooo good

TBomb: take it off?

TBomb: HAHAHAHAHHA

TBomb: i dont like dat song

davepoobond: hell yeah man

davepoobond: ah comon

davepoobond: comon and take it off

TBomb: are they new?

davepoobond: TAKE IT OFF!

davepoobond: take it off baby for meeee

davepoobond: that song is, i dont think they are

TBomb: ok

davepoobond: i’ve heard of them before i think

TBomb: :-):-)

TBomb: o

davepoobond: another good band is simple plan

davepoobond: cause they’d do anything

davepoobond: just to hold you in their arms

TBomb: ya

TBomb: i heard

davepoobond: and to fall asleep with you

TBomb: HAHAHAHA

davepoobond: dunununu!

TBomb: dunu?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: the main riff

TBomb: o

TBomb: dunununu

TBomb: i get it

davepoobond: wooooowwwwuuuuuuuuaaaaahhhhhhh

davepoobond: guess what that is

davepoobond: you may think it is the guitar solo, but its really the singer

davepoobond: cause that’s what he sounds like

davepoobond: a guitar….solo…

davepoobond: …..

TBomb: huh?

TBomb: wowuah

davepoobond: yeah

#10547: blowthetoad -> davepoobond

This entry is part 8 of 8 in the series blowthetoad Wants to Be a Poop Troop

blowthetoad uses a screen name davepoobond hasn’t seen before.

blowthetoad: Hey can I join Squackle.?

davepoobond: stop asking, i know its you

blowthetoad: Who is me?

blowthetoad: blowthetoad? nah

blowthetoad: not me

blowthetoad: i thought you only accepted those who you knew in real life

davepoobond: i never said anything about him

blowthetoad: and Holmes…….

blowthetoad: you dont know him in real life

davepoobond: i never said anything about btt

blowthetoad: btt?

blowthetoad: when i was like 12……

blowthetoad: yeah 12…

blowthetoad: i asked why i was a poop troop

blowthetoad: you said “cuz squackle members are people we know in real life”

davepoobond: i dont need to explain myself to you

blowthetoad: =-O

blowthetoad: haha, remember when i talked to your mom?

blowthetoad: she was like “why can’t you have a civil conversation?”

blowthetoad: then thats the last i’ve ever talked to you

davepoobond: oh wow

davepoobond: is that supposed to be funny

blowthetoad: this was your old font

blowthetoad: aaaah the good days

blowthetoad: NOW SHUT UP

blowthetoad: if it was funny i would have said ‘lol’

#10546: blowthetoad -> davepoobond

This entry is part 7 of 8 in the series blowthetoad Wants to Be a Poop Troop

blowthetoad: im here to try out for the poop troops

davepoobond: there are no more poop troops

davepoobond: i dont know what you’re talking about

blowthetoad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

blowthetoad: all this training….

blowthetoad: for what?

davepoobond: well, you didnt die, like you were supposed to

blowthetoad: ooh…

blowthetoad: hold ond

He signs onto a different screen name.

blowthetoad: hi, i would like to join the poop troops

davepoobond: i told you, no more poop troops

blowthetoad: you fucking nazi, dont lie to me

blowthetoad: https://www.squackle.com/IMs/blowthetoad/davepoobond3.shtml

blowthetoad: when did i do that?

blowthetoad: WAIT

blowthetoad: no

blowthetoad: thats not me

He signs back onto his first screen name.

blowthetoad: https://www.squackle.com/IMs/blowthetoad/davepoobond3.shtml

blowthetoad: okay, yeah

blowthetoad: thats me

blowthetoad: when did i do that?

davepoobond: i dont care to remember

davepoobond: but do you think i make that shit up

blowthetoad: it’s a small possibility…..

blowthetoad: hey, atleast update my age

blowthetoad: im now 14, uhthankyou

davepoobond: not to me your not

blowthetoad: well thats slimy bullshit

blowthetoad: whats the diff between jesus and a pic of jesus?

blowthetoad: a pic of jesus takes only one nail to hang

blowthetoad: *insert drum sound here*

davepoobond: boy thats funny

blowthetoad: yeah, it’s swell aint it?

blowthetoad: did your mom learn to breakdance yet?

blowthetoad: breakdancing: invented by a black person trying to steal a hubcap from a moving car

#10545: davepoobond -> Sk8Godezz

davepoobond: angela

davepoobond: angela!!!

Auto response from Sk8Godezz: Am i the star beneath the stairs? Am i the ghost upon the stage? Am i your anything?

davepoobond: oooh you like AFI

Sk8Godezz: hi whos this?

davepoobond: dave

Sk8Godezz: dave who?

davepoobond: poobond

davepoobond: whos this

davepoobond: oh yeah

davepoobond: angela

davepoobond: haha

Sk8Godezz: Angela…

Sk8Godezz: yeah, where do i kno u from?

davepoobond: yeah, you saw me in the magazines

davepoobond: remember

davepoobond: seventeen weekly

Sk8Godezz: no

davepoobond: they send out seventeen different magazines a week

davepoobond: helloooo

Sk8Godezz: nope i have no clue who u r

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: i better talk to my agent

Sk8Godezz: do u go to my school or sumthing?

davepoobond: cause he said everyone under the age of 872 would know me

Sk8Godezz: ooh lol…nope

davepoobond: no, i dropped out of school 5 years ago

davepoobond: in 89

Sk8Godezz: o

davepoobond: y’know, 1989

Sk8Godezz: have i seen u before?

davepoobond: i told you

davepoobond: i’m on seventeen magazines

Sk8Godezz: i dont get those tho

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: you’re a deprived and abused child then

davepoobond: cause EVERYONE gets those

davepoobond: pshh

davepoobond: pshh

davepoobond: even my maid does, and he’s a man

Sk8Godezz: but i dont even want them

davepoobond: WHY THE HELL NOT

davepoobond: THEY SMELL SO GOOD

davepoobond: and its like soft core porn half the time

Sk8Godezz: i dont really like them

davepoobond: soft core porn?

Sk8Godezz: nope 😀

davepoobond: how about hard core

Sk8Godezz: nah

davepoobond: dammit this stupid bitch warned me to 49%!

davepoobond: urrrrghhh

Sk8Godezz: who warned u?

davepoobond: Licmytushi

Sk8Godezz: lol

davepoobond: 99 red balloons floating in the summer sky

davepoobond: panic bells its a red alert

Sk8Godezz: 🙂

#10541: davepoobond -> Licmytushi

davepoobond: is this koko lala of las vegas nevada?

Licmytushi: wow should i be surprised

davepoobond: why do you ask that

Licmytushi: who is this??

davepoobond: its not like i looked at your directory and saw your name and where you lived

Licmytushi: ok,well who is this

davepoobond: dave

Licmytushi: no kidding

Licmytushi: and last name

Licmytushi: how doy ou kno me

davepoobond: i dont KNowoWW

Licmytushi: wow ok then

Licmytushi: byebye

davepoobond: hihi

Licmytushi: byebye again

davepoobond: hihi again

Licmytushi: no really who is this

Licmytushi: ??

davepoobond: dave

davepoobond: i told you

davepoobond: do you want an address

davepoobond: geez

davepoobond: what do you expect for people to say when you say “who is this”

Licmytushi: nope not really ,but why are you talkin to me

davepoobond: cause

Licmytushi: i want a last name and how you kno me when i say that

davepoobond: poobond

Licmytushi: haha funny last name

davepoobond: as per the screen name

Licmytushi: your moms really creative

davepoobond: yeah well

davepoobond: its been in the family for generations

davepoobond: what can i say

davepoobond: we have a coat of arms and everything

davepoobond: its just a big bucket overflowing with crap

Licmytushi: who would marry a guy named poobond??let meask you that

davepoobond: most of them have been females

Licmytushi: ok then

Licmytushi: wow exactly at 5 :05

davepoobond: its 2:05 for me

davepoobond: what are you talking about

Licmytushi: haha

davepoobond: eastern folk are so weird

davepoobond: its like they’re living in the future

Licmytushi: where do you live

davepoobond: hell

Licmytushi: yea sure

Licmytushi: ok whatever

Licmytushi: bye

davepoobond: hi

Licmytushi: hi and bye see ya

Licmytushi: never

davepoobond: hi again

davepoobond: forever

Licmytushi: leave me alone

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: don’t talk to me

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: cause your annoying

davepoobond: :'(

Licmytushi: happy

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: cause i said so

davepoobond: y

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: not talking to you as of now

davepoobond: y

Licmytushi: y should i tell you y

davepoobond: cuz i said y

Licmytushi: i said y for your y

davepoobond: y\

Licmytushi: y yyyyyy

davepoobond: but YYYYYYY

Licmytushi: y to your y to your yyy’s

davepoobond: did you blow the moon?

Licmytushi: so soon

davepoobond: BABY YOU’RE ALL THAT I WANT

davepoobond: WHEN YOU’RE LYIN HERE IN MY ARMS

davepoobond: I’M FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE

davepoobond: WE’RE IN HEAVENNNNN

Licmytushi: stop breakin out into song

davepoobond: AND LOVE IS ALL THAT I NEED AND I FOUND IT THERE IN YOUR HEART

Licmytushi: it wasn’t meant to be

davepoobond: IT ISN’T TOO HARD TO SEE

davepoobond: WE’RE IN HEAVENNNNNNN

davepoobond: we’re in heaven

Licmytushi: shutup

davepoobond: doo bee doo be doo ba doo bee da doo

I get warned to 39%.

I warn her to 35%.

davepoobond: that wasn’t worth it was it

Licmytushi: huh

I get warned to 49%.