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#10910: davepoobond -> SOOSHI125

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davepoobond: ARRGHH

SOOSHI125: ?

davepoobond: don’t be conned. vote for CON

SOOSHI125: dude im a a guy… u realize that right?

davepoobond: ohhhh

davepoobond: i thought you were a trisexual man with a line of boobs going down your back

SOOSHI125: fuck

SOOSHI125: no

SOOSHI125: thats sick

davepoobond: whats so sick about it

SOOSHI125: fuck u man…. good luck

davepoobond: good luck with what

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: good luck with what

davepoobond: HELLO

davepoobond: I NEED HELP

davepoobond: WITH WHAT YOU SAID

davepoobond: TO UNDERSTAND

davepoobond: IN MY HEAD

davepoobond: fine

davepoobond: don’t IM me

davepoobond: see if i care

davepoobond: 🙁

davepoobond: you make me cry

davepoobond: :'(

davepoobond: hey baby i’m legal now. click here to ::FUCK ME::

SOOSHI125: ASTALAVISTA

davepoobond: is this arnold?

davepoobond: wanna know what your profile says

davepoobond: 4View My BuddyProfile

WAKE UP!

NOW!

yeh another sick creation from mind of one sick animall who cant tell the difference between his friends and his foes and gets STUPIFIED!!!

SOOSHI125: wow

SOOSHI125: u got a life? or somrthing?

SOOSHI125: e

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: not really

SOOSHI125: that figures

SOOSHI125: i do so get lost

SOOSHI125: im not gay

davepoobond: really

davepoobond: then why do you have a screen name that implies sushi in it

SOOSHI125: its SOOSHI u idiot!

SOOSHI125: its a friggin food

davepoobond: unh hunh

davepoobond: more like dog food

SOOSHI125: whatever

davepoobond: and more like ass food

Previous message was not received by SOOSHI125 because of error: User SOOSHI125 is not available.

Stupid IMs, Prank IMs, Chat Logs

#10909: davepoobond -> GanstaWifGun45

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davepoobond: NO, YOU SUCK

GanstaWifGun45: who the fuck are you

davepoobond: that took a while for you to type

davepoobond: you said “dis room sucks”

davepoobond: and i would like to rebut that

GanstaWifGun45: so

davepoobond: by saying YOU suck

GanstaWifGun45: ur gay

davepoobond: your mom is gay

GanstaWifGun45: u faggot

GanstaWifGun45: not really

davepoobond: yeah she is

davepoobond: i bet she gets drunk at sushi bars while she wears 3D glasses

GanstaWifGun45: ur a punk ass bitch queer go suck a did bitch

davepoobond: you’re a stupid cunt rag

Previous message was not received by GanStaWiFgUn45 because of error: User GanstaWifGun45 is not available.

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#10908: davepoobond -> chelsbaby101

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Its possible that this person is the same as “Chels” in some weird freaky stroke of luck kind of way. Its probably not going to be able to be proven, though.

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davepoobond: hey baba

chelsbaby101: asl

davepoobond: 190/trisexual/indiana

chelsbaby101: buhbye

davepoobond: huhloo

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: hello

Previous message was not received by chelsbaby101 because of error (4:20:31 PM): User chelsbaby101 is not available.

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs, Prank IMs

#10907: davepoobond -> Lonnie Hudson 2

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davepoobond: do you like hot sex? click here

Auto response from Lonnie Hudson 2: Ex-Soccer Mom here – but I am growing out of it! 🙂
Sorry I am away… I have my email address and my video and pic
RIGHT HERE
no tricks, it is me…

davepoobond: wow really

davepoobond: is it full of porn

davepoobond: it was…

davepoobond: that’s scary

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It really was.

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#10900: Charger979 -> Spike52688

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Charger979: hi

Charger979: hi

Charger979: hi

Charger979: hi

Charger979: hi

Charger979: hi

Charger979: hi

Spike52688: whos this?

Charger979: names frank

Spike52688: umm ok?

Charger979: do you like speedy ganzoloaz?

Charger979: or whatever the fuck tht thing’s nam is

Charger979: well?

Charger979: you pussy, won’t say anything

Spike52688: why?

Charger979: I’LL ASK THE QUESTIONS BITCH!

Charger979: YOUR MY BITCH! UNDERSTAND!

Spike52688: fuck u

Charger979: fucking pussy that got beaten up by a kid half his size

Charger979: fuckin loser

Spike52688: where do u go to school?

Charger979: brentsville district high school

Charger979: why?

Charger979: what about you?

Charger979: horizon!

Charger979: fucking AZ loser

Charger979: Virginia is way better

Charger979: fucking loser

Charger979: getting beat up by a kid half your size

Charger979: that’s unheard of!

Charger979: that’s exactly why its known coast to coast i guesss…

Charger979: but still

Charger979: i can’t believe how much you suck

Charger979: you suck at life

Charger979: you deserve to die

Spike52688: u wanna fight me or somethin

Charger979: yeah

Charger979: i’m more then half your size, so there’s no way i’ll lose

Charger979: too bad i’m across the country you fuck

Spike52688: when r u in az?

Charger979: although it would be fun to kick your ass

Charger979: never

Charger979: idiot

Charger979: never have been

Charger979: news of you though has made it over here

Spike52688: i can kick ur ass

Charger979: so, of course i took the time to find your sn from some people i met who used to live here

Charger979: bull shit!

Spike52688: im stronger now

Charger979: you fucking loser!

Charger979: don’t even talk

Charger979: that’s pussy talk

Spike52688: SCREW YOU TOO

Spike52688: u to pussy to come to az and fight me?

Charger979: it doesn’t matter how strong you are if you kid has to jump to punch you in the head

Charger979: ha!

Charger979: i’m not going to waste my time and money

Charger979: fucking loser

Spike52688: im stronger and faster now

Charger979: i can’t believe your up for another fight

Spike52688: i can kick ur ass

Charger979: oh no, i’m so scared

Spike52688: u better be stupid fuck

Charger979: the kid who got beaten up be a kid half his height has gotten stronger

Charger979: i fight for a living you ass hole

Spike52688: fuck off

Charger979: oh no. . .

Charger979: please

Charger979: actually, wait

Charger979: that’s a good point

Spike52688 signed off at 1:34:25 AM.

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Best part about this one is that i gave him the illusion that news of his fight has reached virginia. Which is beyond awesome, and, now it has. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!! It’s a true story incase you didn’t realize. Kid’s name is Will. Spread the word. Please.

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#10899: Charger979 -> MonkeysAreComing

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Charger979: hi

Charger979: hello???

MonkeysAreComing: hey?

Charger979: hi

Charger979: what’s up

MonkeysAreComing: who may this be?

Charger979: i like pie, and stuff

Charger979: don’t know who this is

Charger979: some one i guess…

Charger979: kinda a nobody

Charger979: do you like pie?

Charger979: i just happened to have your SN, i don’t know why

Charger979: pretty weird if you ask me

Charger979: but anyways

Charger979: you don’t talk much do you

MonkeysAreComing: do you know a keith?

Charger979: not much of a jedi obviously, bec/ hell, i’ve met a lot of jedi in my day, and they never shut up

Charger979: no

Charger979: don’t know a keith…

MonkeysAreComing: beef?

Charger979: beef is good

Charger979: beef is very good

Charger979: you can eat it…

Charger979: play games with it. they kinda suck at scrabble though

Charger979: you can throw it at people too though

Charger979: that’s always fun

Charger979: anyways

Charger979: hi

Charger979: hi

Charger979: hi

Charger979: hi

Charger979: hi

Charger979: hi

MonkeysAreComing: WHO IS THIS?

Charger979: are you gay by any chance? lots of canadians are gay

MonkeysAreComing: grady?

Charger979: no, gay, homosexual

Charger979: are you?

Charger979: i mean, you never know

MonkeysAreComing: no

Charger979: it’s kinda creepy when you figure out you’ve been talking to a homosexual, so…

Charger979: okay

Charger979: that’s good to hear

MonkeysAreComing: who are you?

Charger979: …haven’t come out of the closet yet have you?

Charger979: umm…

Charger979: hmm….

Charger979: some guy…

Charger979: damn it!

Charger979: wtf was my name again? i don’t really remember

Charger979: hold on

Charger979: let me ask my brother

Charger979: he remembers things

Charger979: i tend to forget things

Charger979: now what was i going to do again?

Charger979: did you know

MonkeysAreComing: what is your name?

Charger979: i dream of my own death over, and over, and over and over again every night?

Charger979: my names dan

Charger979: what’s yours?

Charger979: what’s yours?

Charger979: what’s yours?

Charger979: what’s yours?

Charger979: what’s yours?

Charger979: what’s yours?

Charger979: what’s yours?

Charger979: what’s yours?

MonkeysAreComing: keith or beef, whichever you prefer

Charger979: oh

Charger979: i’ll try to remember that

Charger979: i better right it down

Charger979: keith or beef = monkeysarecoming on AOL Instant Messenger

Charger979: maybe i should write it down somewhere else, huh?

Charger979: so you like star wars?

Charger979: i like star wars

MonkeysAreComing: dan?

Charger979: yeah

Charger979: dan

Charger979: that’s my name

Charger979: good call

MonkeysAreComing: last name?

Charger979: i’ll ask my brother

Charger979: hi

Charger979: what’s your name?

Charger979: oh

Charger979: my bad

Charger979: now i remember

Charger979: anyways

Charger979: what was i going to do again?

Charger979: oh, right

Charger979: i actually remembered!

Charger979: that’s like the 1st time ever!!!!

Charger979: yeah!

Charger979: woohoo!

Charger979: wait, why am i happy again???

Charger979: damn…

Charger979: that sucks

Charger979: anyways

Charger979: what’s going on?

MonkeysAreComing: UHH

MonkeysAreComing: WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

Charger979: do you like star wars?

MonkeysAreComing: tell me

Charger979: oh, right

Charger979: real name

Charger979: dan harrison

Charger979: why?

Charger979: does it really matter?

Charger979: i woke up one day

Charger979: and BAMN!

Charger979: your name is on my screen name

Charger979: err….

Charger979: buddy list

Charger979: hehe

Charger979: anyways

Charger979: answer the damn question! i answered yours!

Charger979: do you like star wars!!!!!

MonkeysAreComing: do you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk?

Charger979: hmm. . . .slow typer arent we

Charger979: no, not really, bec/ i always remember myself

Charger979: thats always good

Charger979: so no

Charger979: now answer the question punk ass!!!

Charger979: do you like star wars!?

MonkeysAreComing: hey, bud dont talk to me like that

Charger979: . . . .why not?

MonkeysAreComing: im really not in the mood

Charger979: . . . . what mood?

Charger979: why won’t you just answer the question?

Charger979: huh?

Charger979: i’m sorry for being so rude

Charger979: won’t happen again

Charger979: omfg! say something!

MonkeysAreComing: yes, ok

Charger979: was that so hard?

Charger979: nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd

Charger979: that was fun

Charger979: hehe

Charger979: anyways

Charger979: what’s new?

Charger979: live in canada eh? like me?

Charger979: i do

Charger979: it’s cold

Charger979: i don’t like it

MonkeysAreComing: grady?

Charger979: i used to live in the institution, they had heaters there

Charger979: who’s grady?

Charger979: do you like video games? like, metroid? i like metroid\

MonkeysAreComing: actually, metroid sucks

Charger979: i’m serious when i say that i don’t know who grady is

Charger979: fuck you bitch!

Charger979: i can’t believe you’d say such a thing!

Charger979: oh, sorry

Charger979: forgot

Charger979: am i annoying you?

MonkeysAreComing: uh yeah

MonkeysAreComing: but thats obviously your goal, so congrats

Charger979: ty

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#10894: davepoobond -> MyLeftTesticle

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davepoobond: jenny jenny, you are the girl for me

davepoobond: you dont know me, but you make me so happy

davepoobond: i tried to call you before, but i lost my nerve!

davepoobond: i tried my imagination, but i was discerned!

davepoobond: jenny….i got your number!

davepoobond: i need to make you mine!

davepoobond: jenny don’t change your number!

davepoobond: 867-5309!!

MyLeftTesticle: That song’s silly.

davepoobond: for a good time calllllllllll!!!

davepoobond: yeah. but i like it

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#10893: davepoobond -> SEAN

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davepoobond: heyyyy buddy

SEAN: why hi

davepoobond: i’m bored

SEAN: same here

davepoobond: i dont know if i told you about it, but i finished these dvds of all the movies me and my friends made

davepoobond: isn’t that spectacular

davepoobond: its a 2 dvd set

SEAN: not really

SEAN: berb. ima game a bit

davepoobond: k..

davepoobond: wait…its not really spectacular?

davepoobond: its hard making your own dvd man

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#10892: blowthetoad -> davepoobond

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blowthetoad was on a different screen name than he usually used.  Not to mention, he was saying he was someone else (another persona, basically) that davepoobond knew. davepoobond didn’t know that “larkin” was blowthetoad at the time.

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blowthetoad: …how did you know?

davepoobond: how did i know what

blowthetoad: <larkin

davepoobond: what about him

blowthetoad: i am larkin

davepoobond: oh ok

davepoobond: how did i know what

blowthetoad: that madman knew flash

davepoobond: uhhh

blowthetoad: i’m not making any sence am i?

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#10891: davepoobond -> Phoenix

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davepoobond: MY GOD! I’M SO BORED

Phoenix: www.neopets.com

Phoenix: Be dumb and play it

davepoobond: NOT THAT BORED

Phoenix: lol

Phoenix: You know you want to.

davepoobond: i know i dont want to

davepoobond: its stupid

davepoobond: i’d rather tan my white legs

Phoenix: Thats the disease talking.

davepoobond: which i’m doing now

davepoobond: 😉