student – n. a victim of a teacher
;} one that’s forced to listen to loads of bullshit year after year <see teacher>
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stubby tan
stubby tan – adj. a tan line that v’s up at the sides of your thighs near your crutch which is what you’ll get when wearing Australian stubby shorts.
Ex. Been jogging down the beach wearing my singlet and stubbies and the temperature was so hot I copped a stubby tan.
stubby shorts
stubby shorts – n. really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.
Ex. Someone would say “That bloke down the street is always mowing his lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???”
stubby riders
stubby riders – n. stubby shorts that ride up your arse when jogging or bending over <see ridingstubs>.
Ex. I wear my stubby riders every day at the gym so the girls can cop a perve of my curves.
stubbies
stubbies – n. a pair of Australian stubby footy shorts which look virtually like male hotpants YUCK!!!
;} slang for “stubby shorts.”
Ex. Got to change out of me stubbies, don’t want to look like a yobbo.
Ex. That bloke’s stubbies are so stubby his arse hangs out the bottom, he should be charged for indecent exposure!
stubasta
stubasta – n. a rocket propelled computer
strom
strom – n. any piece of office furniture that has been walked on by a sea gull.
Ex. Sam’s Spot Suckers specializes in removing stains from stroms!
stripper
stripper – n. a REALLY stupid bitch that isn’t qualified to do anything else
;} a stupid, pretty girl that makes $200 a day, just to dance naked
;} a girl that will spend her money on drugs and/or a boob job
;} the only other job a stripper is qualified for is “Hooker” <see hooker>
strip-a-pencil
strip-a-pencil – v. to “strip” a mechanical pencil by taking off its pieces until there is no more to take off it
stretti
stretti – v. to drink a can of soda with a straw
streec
streec – n. a salt water slushy
straw dog
straw dog – Interjection. a word you interject anytime that you don’t know what word to use, but want to make it sound like you’re smart.
Ex. I listened to that speech on nuclear physics, but the guy’s whole theory seemed like a straw dog compared to other theories.
Strawberry Milkshake
Strawberry Milkshake – n. a sexual activity where after nutting in a bitch’s mouth, you punch her in the mouth (causing her to bleed), resulting in a strawberry milkshake
;} a sexual activity in which you violently start punching a bitch in the nose while she is giving you a blowjob, causing the blood to mix with the semen on her mouth, kinda like a strawberry milkshake.
Ex. It only took one good punch in the nose to start that strawberry millshake a’flowin.
stramhe
stramhe – n. a cranberry turkey pizza
stout
stout – n. someone who is sketchy as fuck. I was high when I made this up with my roommate.
Ex. Daniel used to be chill, but now he’s a stout.