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Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#5950: blowthetoad -> davepoobond

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blowthetoad was on a different sn, trying to be annoying, but it was very easy to tell that it was him. He’s stupid, cause he calls davepoobond “young david” when dave is 3 years older than him.

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blowthetoad: hello there young david

blowthetoad: do you dream of horses running on the beach, with a sun set, and sand in your hair?????/

blowthetoad: because i do

blowthetoad: so…

blowthetoad: remove your foot from my poop

davepoobond: ok

blowthetoad: :: kisses you, and congradulates you ::

blowthetoad: my number on my screen name is higher than yours

blowthetoad: so haha

davepoobond: who the hell r u

blowthetoad: oh, so what now? u think you’re a hot shot

blowthetoad: a big boy

blowthetoad: i am….

blowthetoad: hm…..

blowthetoad: mr. rogers

blowthetoad: and who are you? young david

blowthetoad: talk to me, tell me your name, you’re like a la la la la parachute, she walks like she talks and she talks like she walks

blowthetoad: she bangs, she bags

blowthetoad: the magical horses

blowthetoad: she poops like a rabbit, and fucks like a bee

blowthetoad: like ever girl, in history

blowthetoad: [chorus]

blowthetoad: i want chicken i want liver meow mix meow mix so delicious

blowthetoad: you are so beautiful

blowthetoad: now i must leeve……to my mission…..

blowthetoad: to the moon

blowthetoad: good bye……i will always always love you

davepoobond: ok great

blowthetoad: my dearest……

blowthetoad: David John Bond

davepoobond: heh

blowthetoad: :: cries and goes into space ship shaped like a penis ::

blowthetoad: :: waves good-bye ::

blowthetoad: :: rocket launches in air ::

blowthetoad: :: rocket falls down ::

blowthetoad: :: breaks David John Bond’s (c) penis ::

blowthetoad: :: runs away ::

blowthetoad: :: gets in a space ship again ::

blowthetoad: ::waves good-bye and flys off::

blowthetoad: weeeeeeeeeeeee

blowthetoad: :: space ship makes poopy t.v. out of tune sound ::

blowthetoad: :: dissapears in mid-air ::

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#5942: blowthetoad -> davepoobond

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blowthetoad: <—–i eat poop

davepoobond: thats crazy

davepoobond: why would you do that

blowthetoad: i don’t know

davepoobond: does it taste good?

blowthetoad: flowers smell nasty

blowthetoad: and yes, it does

blowthetoad: would you like to by it from www.ebay.com?

davepoobond: no

blowthetoad: i am too overstalked

blowthetoad: yes you will

davepoobond: i..will?

blowthetoad: yup yup yup

blowthetoad: stop teasing me you bastard

blowthetoad: i eat shit

blowthetoad: stop it!

davepoobond: blah

blowthetoad: blee blee

blowthetoad: bo hoe soto!

blowthetoad: i am gonna eat your butthole

davepoobond: no

blowthetoad: YES!

davepoobond: i’ll smack you if you come near my ass!

blowthetoad: I’ll blow a pump up your dick and i will suck on your ass

davepoobond: i dont see how you can do that

blowthetoad: i am gonna tell Dave Bond and he will kick your ass, you stupid FAG!

davepoobond: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…..k

blowthetoad: Dave is my homeboy and he will kill you!

davepoobond: all right

blowthetoad: matter of fact, i will make your dick purple and i will put a sign on your back that says purple penis eater!

davepoobond: yeah!? well, yo’ momma’s so fat, she could be rowled down a bowling alley!

blowthetoad: Yo mama;s so stupid she trips over a cordless phone!

davepoobond: !

blowthetoad: your dick is so small you use a condom to have safer sex!

davepoobond: !

davepoobond: …..

davepoobond: that doesnt make sense

blowthetoad: Yes it does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blowthetoad: Dave is going to kill you!

davepoobond: no

blowthetoad: yes

davepoobond: no

blowthetoad: stop saying that potty mouth and go suck dick

blowthetoad: yes

blowthetoad: yes

blowthetoad: yes

blowthetoad: yes

blowthetoad: yes

davepoobond: your name is “Mrs. YesIAm”

blowthetoad: …………

blowthetoad: 🙁

blowthetoad: Jesus doesnt love you!

davepoobond: i knew that when he made me live

blowthetoad: my mom thinks your a dirtbag!

davepoobond: k

blowthetoad: i love you

blowthetoad: lets stop

blowthetoad: now

davepoobond: no

blowthetoad: yes

davepoobond: you dont love me

davepoobond: its all fake

blowthetoad: i know

davepoobond: its a damn lie and you know it!

blowthetoad: i dont love you

davepoobond: good

davepoobond: die

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#5941: blowthetoad -> davepoobond

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blowthetoad: \/\/ :: makes ‘W’ with hands ::

davepoobond: ok

blowthetoad: |_ :: makes “L” with index and thumb ::

davepoobond: /\/\

blowthetoad: i know i am stpud, i wish i were mature, don’t u?

davepoobond: yeah, sure.

blowthetoad: tell me your secret

davepoobond: well.

davepoobond: no.

davepoobond: it wouldnt be a secret then.

davepoobond: hence it is “my secret”

blowthetoad: a period…. your so punctual

blowthetoad: ok…. tell me how u be mature

davepoobond: i dont.

blowthetoad: well… u use big words

blowthetoad: should i do that?

davepoobond: in real life i go around saying poop all the time and annoying the shit-ka-doodles out of people

blowthetoad: lol

blowthetoad: or is that just to your friends?

davepoobond: no….usually to people i dont know, or people that i hate

blowthetoad: or people on the streets

blowthetoad: ?

davepoobond: at school

blowthetoad: heh, i did that

davepoobond: ok

blowthetoad: has your mom ever been to Squackle?

davepoobond: 1 time

blowthetoad: did she like it?

davepoobond: doubt it.

blowthetoad: can she breakdance?

davepoobond: hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa no.

blowthetoad: aw well

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5936: davepoobond -> Kaz

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davepoobond: hiiii

Kaz: Hello mr Moron

davepoobond: boo!

davepoobond: moron with two rs

davepoobond: to u

davepoobond: mister

Kaz: Boo? ECUUSE ME?

davepoobond: ::Fart::

davepoobond: notice the capital

Kaz: EXCUSE*

davepoobond: boy that was a stinky one

davepoobond: geez

davepoobond: what the hell

davepoobond: gawd!

davepoobond: help me!

davepoobond: i’m choking!

Kaz: Oh mr big shot with two rrs and capital farts…

Kaz: Hah

Kaz: Ive delt with your kind

davepoobond: ::takes out lysol:: i dont care about my grandkids, it stinks now

Kaz: Your the kind who stops by just for free nachos..

Kaz: But SOMEONE has to pay for them!!!!!!

davepoobond: buenas nachos!

davepoobond: ffffffffffffffffooooooooooood~

Kaz: is good

davepoobond: like toods

Kaz: TURDS

Kaz: GET IT RIGHT!!

davepoobond: noooo!

davepoobond: ::FarT::

davepoobond: ouch!

Kaz: No you cant have two capitals!

Kaz: Thats against the rules!

davepoobond: i can have two fuckin capitals if i want them

Kaz: You… you…

Kaz: YOU RULE BREAKER

davepoobond: oh nooo

davepoobond: please, not that

Kaz: Fine if you get two capitals I get two ToO

davepoobond: NOOOOOO

Kaz: MuahaHahahaaa

davepoobond: only morrons can have them!

Kaz: NoooOOOooooOOOoooOOO

Kaz: (0_0_0)

Kaz: heh heh siamese twins

davepoobond: oh on

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: -_-_-_-_-

davepoobond: 4 people attatched to each other

Kaz: Ouch that must be hard to walk with all them legs…

davepoobond: they only have 2

Kaz: Whoops gtg

davepoobond: shoee!

davepoobond: ok bye

Kaz: Bye bye

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5933: Holmes -> davepoobond

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Holmes: hey

davepoobond: hi

Holmes: thats just plain wrong

davepoobond: what is

Holmes: i type three letters, “hey” and you only type 2 “hi” wtf is that!!!!!

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: hellomporoo

Holmes: good

Holmes: but not god enough for me

Holmes: good*…

davepoobond: well its gonna hafta do

Holmes: them’s fightin words

davepoobond: when i got into my hotmail account

davepoobond: i had 254 junk mails

Holmes: lmao

Holmes: holy shit

davepoobond: thats from 2 days of not checking every hour

davepoobond: every hour i get maybe 50 mails

Holmes: i don’t know whether to laugh or cry

davepoobond: and i got a couple of dictionary submissions from this guy that just copied and pasted everything that was on the submit page

davepoobond: what a loser

Holmes: yeah

davepoobond: beef – whats for dinner?

davepoobond: dun dun dun

Holmes: um isn’t that a rhetorical question……

Holmes: if i only knew what rhetorical meant

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: i’m like dead tired, like a zombie

davepoobond: thats my life

Holmes: i feel your pain

Dictionary Resources

Dictionary Help

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Can’t understand some parts of the dictionary? Fear no more!

What do these things mean?

n. – noun. Usually definitions starting with “a,” “an” or “the” except for “the state of being.”  Used to name a person, place, thing, or idea.

v. – verb. Usually definitions starting with “to” except for “to be.”  A word or combination of words that expresses an action or says something about the existence or condition of a noun or pronoun.

adj. – adjective. Usually definitions starting with “to be” or “the state of being.”  A word that modifies a noun or pronoun.  Modify means to limit, qualify, or make partial changes.

adv. – adverb. Usually starts with “the state of” with a verb and the description of that action.  A word that modifies a verb, an adjective, or another verb (when, where, how, how often, to what extent).  Many adverbs en in -ly.

Contraction. – a shortened word

Acronym. – the first letters of a bunch of words or phrase

Interjection. – a word that you would use to say something out loud, like “damn” or “fuck.”  A word or phrase used to express pain, surprise, anger, pleasure, or some other emotions.  Stands apart from other words in sentences.

Klingon. – a word from the Klingon language

Location. – a location

Phrase. – a phrase that has more than 1 word in it

Ebonics. – a word or series of words used in Ebonics

Preposition. – a word like “a.”  A word that shows a relation between the word following it and some other word or group of words in a sentence.

Conjunction. – a word that combines two parts of a sentence, such as “but,” “and,” and “yet”

Pronoun. – a word that replaces another noun. Such as he, she, it.  It stands for or takes place of a noun and functions in most ways as a noun.

?. – we don’t know what kind of word it is

Ex. – example

;} – separates one definition from another definition for the same word. Similar to the numbering system used in actual dictionaries. The reason we don’t use numbers in our definitions is because we use numbers sometimes to define a certain word, and will thus complicate the definition. Another reason is because the dictionary is always adding definitions to existing words.

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to understand the word more fully, you should look at that word or link to another part of Squackle! that has been provided for you within the < >s

What other things should I know about these words?

  • If you use these words enough in everyday speech, and tell other people about this dictionary and to use the words in it, then one day the words might be put into a real dictionary, as it will become a part of everyday speech.
  • You should know that these words are not going to look good on any school, job or government related purpose (until of course they are put into a real dictionary) including, but not limited to
    • essays
    • tax forms
    • probation requests
    • business reports
    • graphs on projected business growth
    • anything but informal speech/writing

Get started on your Squackle! Dictionary experience!:

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Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#5914: elmoisfurry -> davepoobond

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elmoisfurry: gimmie 1000 bucks

elmoisfurry: ho

davepoobond: screw u

davepoobond: pimp

davepoobond: . . .

elmoisfurry: y thank u

elmoisfurry: ceaser is the salad dressing dude

davepoobond: watch Adult Swim

davepoobond: at 10

elmoisfurry: k fine

elmoisfurry: ho

elmoisfurry: when is brak

elmoisfurry: on

davepoobond: 10:30

elmoisfurry: wuts 1st

davepoobond: Home Movies

davepoobond: its still pretty good though

elmoisfurry: u mean

elmoisfurry: poop

elmoisfurry: hahahahahahaha

elmoisfurry: get it

elmoisfurry: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

davepoobond: right

davepoobond: me and mark made 2 movies in an hour

davepoobond: one was a skit pretty much since it was so short

davepoobond: it was called Mr. Burner is the Devil

elmoisfurry: me and me made 2 kicke the crap outta u if u keep talkin’s in an hour

elmoisfurry: wut a coincidence

davepoobond: coooooool

elmoisfurry: beyatch

elmoisfurry: well well well

elmoisfurry: if it isnt mr popinfresh

elmoisfurry: making croisants no doubt

davepoobond: lol

elmoisfurry: hoohoo!

elmoisfurry: shutup

elmoisfurry: ive had it with ur laughing

elmoisfurry: its driving me insane!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: hoohoo

elmoisfurry: arrrrrrrrrrrrg

elmoisfurry: !!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: crash bang boom

elmoisfurry: hoohoo!

elmoisfurry: damn u doughboy

elmoisfurry: ill get u next time

elmoisfurry: hoohoo!

elmoisfurry: (end)

elmoisfurry: (editing)

damn u doughboy

to

damn u and the roll u rode in on, doughboy

davepoobond: haha

davepoobond: my sister is walking around in her PE clothes

davepoobond: its dumb

elmoisfurry: llllllooooooolllllllllllllll

davepoobond: just cuz i was wearing my old PE clothes earlier

elmoisfurry: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

elmoisfurry: u dumbass

elmoisfurry: llloooooolllllllllll

davepoobond: i can wear whatever i damn want to

davepoobond: thats why

davepoobond: they still fit, so i wear them at home

elmoisfurry: yea, except for pe clothes

elmoisfurry: dumbass

davepoobond: i dont care, its not like they’re not clean

davepoobond: what’s so bad about wearing them?

elmoisfurry: they

elmoisfurry: suck

elmoisfurry: balls

davepoobond: wah wah cry me a river. go tell someone who CARES

elmoisfurry: the first part made no sense

elmoisfurry: dumbass

elmoisfurry: stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid

davepoobond: ummm………………………………………………………………….THATS IT! YOU GO TO THE PIE POD

davepoobond: ::grabs you, and jams you into the pie pod, restraining him in it::

davepoobond: ahahah! ::starts it::

elmoisfurry: gets out

elmoisfurry: stabs dave

elmoisfurry: throws him down the pie coaster

elmoisfurry: laughs

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

elmoisfurry: haha

elmoisfurry: ur dead

elmoisfurry: wut a looser

davepoobond: ::gets out, and jumps into the air, putting you into the Pie Wash:: AHAHAHAH

davepoobond: ::starts it, and he spins around::

davepoobond: ahahaha! ::pie stuff comes out of the hoses::

elmoisfurry: puts on speacial no pie suit

elmoisfurry: hahahahaha

elmoisfurry: not ur turn down the

elmoisfurry: …………

elmoisfurry: pie slide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: picks u up with 2 fingers

elmoisfurry: climbs up the ladder

elmoisfurry: chuck u down the slide at 50 mph

elmoisfurry: pie goes all over the audience

davepoobond: ::jams him into the Wall of Stuff::

elmoisfurry: audience comes over and stabs u one at a time in the eye

davepoobond: SUFFER!!!

elmoisfurry: surfer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: no

elmoisfurry: wwwwwwwipe out!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: WE’RE TRADING YOUR BROTHER, FORRRRRR………THIS AMAZING LATIN SINGING SENSATION!

elmoisfurry: gasp

elmoisfurry: die!!!!!!!!!!!1

elmoisfurry: yay!!!!!!!!!!!

elmoisfurry: ::u die::

elmoisfurry: ::never comes back to life……..ever!::

davepoobond: ::comes back to life anyway::

davepoobond: AHA!

elmoisfurry: ::remids dave hes dead::

elmoisfurry: ::dave remembers falls down and dies again::

elmoisfurry: ::never to return!!!!!!!!!!!!!::

davepoobond: ::comes back to life again::

elmoisfurry: ::not::

elmoisfurry: heh heh heh

elmoisfurry: got ya

elmoisfurry: beyatch

elmoisfurry: u smell of rancid beffy logs!

elmoisfurry: muahahahahahaha

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs, Prank IMs

#5908: davepoobond -> zav

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This entry is part 1 of 3 in the series Fookin With zav

Note: This happened at the same time as #5909.

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davepoobond: whoop dee whoop!!!!!!!

zav: who is this

davepoobond: who is this?

davepoobond: who is THIS

zav: dont know who is this ??

davepoobond: …….who is what?

davepoobond: i’m Oprah

davepoobond: nice to meet you

davepoobond: is that what you want me to say?

davepoobond: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

zav: yeah im sure Oprah has this kind of sreen name

davepoobond: yeah, well, i cant help it, i’m a morron

davepoobond: a morron with a book club

davepoobond: so, sue me

davepoobond: seriously

davepoobond: sue me!

davepoobond: take my precious book club away!

zav: go away now bye

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: ok fine

davepoobond: bye

davepoobond: hi

zav: bye

davepoobond: bye

davepoobond: hi

zav: go away

zav: NOW!!!!!!!

davepoobond: pooooop

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After #5909 happened:

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davepoobond: GAAAAAAAAYyy!

zav: who the hell is this

davepoobond: its me!

davepoobond: your old pal spud

zav: me who

zav: OK

davepoobond: me who who?

zav: bye

davepoobond: who is me who who?

davepoobond: whooooooo

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#5874: davepoobond -> Para

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What Para doesn’t know is that davepoobond is actually IMing her with a different screen name…teehee!

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davepoobond: hidaho

Para: ?

davepoobond: hallo

Para: You are?

davepoobond: me

Para: More specific?

davepoobond: umm

davepoobond: spe…cific?

Para: OoOoO, I have a new person to put on AOL ignore, I love that.

davepoobond: no!

davepoobond: i’ll tell you who told me your sn

Para: That is?

davepoobond: briboy

Para: I don’t know them..

davepoobond: he said you were a real BITCH

davepoobond: and you get a boner when you see a naked lizard

davepoobond: and you like conversations about cinnamon and gay sex

davepoobond: he’s not on now though

davepoobond: so, dont try to IM him

davepoobond: …hello?

Para: You need to take an anatomy lesson…

davepoobond: …i do?

davepoobond: why?

Para: Boner and being female don’t exactly go together..

davepoobond: ….so

davepoobond: i’m only saying wat he said

davepoobond: to tell you

Para: And you are talking to me, why?

davepoobond: cuz…he told me too

davepoobond: he’d give me 15 beenz if i did

Para: Did the cinnamon comment and gay sex interest you? Because I am not into that, and you are wasting your time.

davepoobond: I’M ONLY TELLING YOU WAT HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU

Para: Uh huh