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Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6490: BrigitR205 -> davepoobond / KeelanN96 -> davepoobond

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BrigitR205: My Boyfriend just left me for my sister… i’m lonely and at home with a webcam, wanna join me click here to come and see 😉

davepoobond: there musta been a reason why, i aint goin

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I guess the person took what I said in consideration, and IMd me again on another sn:

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KeelanN96: Hi! I’m a real college girl and…I’m lonely at home with my webcam, wanna join me Click here to enter! to come and see 😉

davepoobond: hey good job, you made it better

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6489: davepoobond -> Coldxs666

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davepoobond: polly wants a cracker

davepoobond: maybe she would like more food

Coldxs666: ?

Coldxs666: sorry i went outside

davepoobond: k

Coldxs666: so did polly get its cracker

davepoobond: no, i’m sorry.

Coldxs666: bastered

davepoobond: yeah thats what i said

davepoobond: i mean when a baster squirts you you get bastered

Coldxs666: lol

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6486: davepoobond -> Phoenix

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davepoobond: i’m gonna be leavin now

davepoobond: bye

Phoenix: NOOOO!

davepoobond: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt

Phoenix: I LOVE YOU, DON’T LEAVE ME!

davepoobond: even more so the reason why i should!!!!

Phoenix: … YOUR RIGHT!

Phoenix: I LIKE caps lock!

davepoobond: ITS AN AMAZING THING AINT IT

davepoobond: lot better than doing SHIFT KEY

davepoobond: so bye

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6485: Phoenix -> davepoobond

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Phoenix: Whee! Mail from richmond virginia!

davepoobond: heh ok

Phoenix: I don’t KNOW anyone from richmond

davepoobond: must be junk MAIL

Phoenix: they want to give me a credit card….

Phoenix: hmm… I’m bored I guess I wil

Phoenix: will*

davepoobond: lol

Phoenix: hmm… which one to get

davepoobond: get mastercard

davepoobond: its everywhere you own

Phoenix: nah, I’m sticking with visa

davepoobond: k

Phoenix: it makes pretty cards

davepoobond: ya true dat

davepoobond: i went into my sisters room, she didnt see me and she was reading something. so i screamed “boo!” and she got scared

Phoenix: … lol

davepoobond: “gawd david leave me ALONE”

Phoenix: …david?

davepoobond: yeah..

davepoobond: thats what my family calls me

davepoobond: no one else calls me david

Phoenix: I’m gonna call you Mike

davepoobond: ok

Prank IMs, Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6484: davepoobond -> SexyLakerGurly

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davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: you like wcw?

SexyLakerGurly: yea i like all kinds of wrestling

davepoobond: muuuuuuuuuuuud wrestlin?

davepoobond: hello?

SexyLakerGurly: yea

davepoobond: u do?

davepoobond: wowo

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: ?

SexyLakerGurly: sorry my computer froze

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: its ok

davepoobond: it happens

davepoobond: but dont let it happen again

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#6483: davepoobond -> I love poisons

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davepoobond: hey

I love poisons: hello.

davepoobond: whats up

I love poisons: not much… you?

davepoobond: sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I love poisons: and, um… who might you be?

davepoobond: i was gonna ask you the same question

I love poisons: well, you IMed me.

davepoobond: you were on my buddy list

davepoobond: you must have put yourself on somehow

I love poisons: *tilts head* i don’t recollect that.

davepoobond: welllllllllll

davepoobond: i guess thats your fault

davepoobond: now that we know whos fault it is

davepoobond: lets move on

davepoobond: were you exposed to porn at a young age?

I love poisons: well, what do you consider young?

davepoobond: long enough back to remember

I love poisons: I wasn’t exposed to porn until I was 12.

davepoobond: unh hunh

davepoobond: well i beat you by about half a life

I love poisons: how old are you?

davepoobond: 18

I love poisons: ah.

davepoobond: what i meant is half of your life before you were exposed to porn

davepoobond: meaning 5

I love poisons: mm

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#6479: davepoobond -> Coldxs666

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davepoobond: hi

Coldxs666: ?

davepoobond: can i talk to ur mom

Coldxs666: sure

davepoobond: cool

Coldxs666: yes

davepoobond: no

Coldxs666: what do u want

davepoobond: a tall glass of you

davepoobond: ::wink wink::

Coldxs666: ok

Coldxs666: can i have some of u

davepoobond: no, i dont give, i receive

davepoobond: if u get what i’m saying

Coldxs666: hes i do

davepoobond: so you have a minimum wage job huh

Coldxs666: yes

davepoobond: AND you play bass guitar

Coldxs666: yes

davepoobond: aint that amazing, i do too

Coldxs666: wow its a small world

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6477: davepoobond -> Phoenix

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davepoobond: ffff

Phoenix: gggg

davepoobond: iiii

Phoenix: oooo

davepoobond: ;;;;

Phoenix: ….

davepoobond: ++++

Phoenix: ~~~~

davepoobond: ****

davepoobond: \\\\

Phoenix: ****

davepoobond: i already did that

Phoenix: Oops, I lose. I shall kill myself now.

davepoobond: ::victory dance::

Phoenix: Is off dieing, please hold.

Phoenix: Awww, man… and that was my favorite shirt…

davepoobond: yeah thats too bad

Phoenix: Now it’s all bloody, and Goddammit, it’s clotting.

davepoobond: well, its not your fault, no one can beat me

Phoenix: I know, I know. I’d your bitch….

davepoobond: the man with the microphone can tell you what he loves the most