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A Very Nice Poem
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Wait ’til you see what we have in Store forYOU!
Are You a Good Sport?
Really bad sport!
Chill out grumpy!
Keep working on it!
Almost there!
GOOD SPORT!
Almost too good a sport!
Don’t be so nice!
Spell Chequer
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
The Cook
This was from Chrono Cross on the PlayStation
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lah lalalalah!
I dont need a recipe book
because I’m the cook
who feeds the people gook!
What the Fish Tell Me
This poem was from Ultima VIII, a PC game made a long time ago.
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Oh the fish tell me all sorts of things,
like when there’s sun and when there’s rain,
They are so nice and very smart,
and bubbles come up when they fart.
Oh the fish tell me all sorts of things,
I like to listen to them sing,
They sing of life beneath the sea,
But never mention if they pee.
Oh the fish tell me all sorts of things,
like where they are and where they’ve been,
I guess it all just goes to prove,
You can have your friends and eat them too!
Assicons
You’ve heard of those little computer symbols called ’emoticons’, where 🙂 is a smile and 🙁 is a frown. Well, how about some Assicons?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_xxx_) kiss my ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_?_) a dumb ass
(_$_) Bill Gates’ ass
Find Your Porn-Star Name
To find your Porn-Star name, you take your middle name and your street name. Like if your middle name is David and your street name is Oakwood, your Porn Star name would be David Oakwood.
Leave a comment and tell us your Porn-Star name!
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Squackle! Fans:
Suzanne Olive
Nicole Carle
John Carmel
Renee Fiore
Buys Springhill
Michael Southwold
Kathryn Jefferson
James Linden
Peter Gould
Robert Blue Devil
Mikey Chestnut
Giljam Wildzang
Noelle Hickory Tree
Jeannie Walker
Marie Durand
Dale Mainsail
Jane Second
Reece Carr
Benjamin Romayne
Timothy Duchamp
Anne Mt Blanc
Thomas Route
Ashley Enchanted
Aloha Rowell
Linda Pearson
James Elevvven
William Oakes
Heidi Nykvist
Mannie Williams
Tom Blackstone
Eyre Accent
Michael Ridge
Marie Lake
Sailor Joe
Jo Baker
Tobias Ekman
James Eleven
Lynn Robertson
Kaye Irvin
Allen Irvin
Evangeline Memorial
James Guadalupe
David Little John
Lynn Watertree
Hope Robin
Moses Upland
Martin Glenfield
Melissa Peters
Donald Huntington
Ann Creekstone
Albert Starlane
Dowe Park
Ashley West Broad
Robert Finale
Elaine Sentry
Elaine MidBluff
Earl Prospect
Franklin Crest
Paul Ash
Nicole Sawyer
Matthew Merritt
Robyn Durham
Leigh Mingo
Irena Berkely
Nichole Verner
Ann Stope
Lynn Stancil
Joseph California
Allen McCarthy
Marie Contut
Lee Cainbridge
Gabrielle Owens
Edward Hill View
Geoff Warner
Anthony Hancock
Taylor Timberwood
Ann Brownstown
James Buena Vista
Xizhe Palmerston
Louise Tiffany
Merritt Smurf
Joseph Carefree
Leeann Sunset
Irma Ashberry
Roger Oak
Jess Villa
Scott Andy Holt
Michael Goldstream
Anne Virginia
Richard Satellite
Reene Jones
SUGA LYONS
MARIE LINCOLN
William Hillside
James Diablo
Avalon Squaw
Ann Walnut
Allen Briarbrook
James Viper
Edward Jammit
Mike Hunt
Marie Cameron
Mandy Nordegg
Marguerite Bethany
William Woodhaven
John Spring
John Horseshoe
Priscilla Mandelion
Tommy Tough Nuts
Anne Stavanger
Louise Everton
Krista Longwoods
Aurore Haynes
Grace Sugar Hill Circle
Marie Main
Scott Hillcrest
Micheal South
Kennith Ridge
Astra Cindy
Matt Rogers
Danielle 5th
Arthur Kraft
Lynn Smurfsucker
Jin Pwoooooby
Dewey College
Marie Olympia
Gretchen Woodman
Conrad Harper
Rob Rock-et
Hayley Hill
Allyse Chilton
John Harmony
Marcin Driftcurrent
Louis Dunkirk
Damian Simpson
Ellie Minerve
Jane Lakewood
Grenadina Likurmixer
Scott Rodecker
Joey Baseballs
Micheal Torris
Anthony Oak
Rose Northminster
Jacob Roweland
Up-er-lee-os up the Arse
David Kendal
Manny Amherst
Steven Grand
Kathleen Prescott
Anne Embarcadero
Brandi Johnston
Lisa O’Bannon
Kristopher Robinwood
Elizabeth Tadcaster
Scott Newton
Joe Cortes
Catherine Coralridge
Michelle Elizabeth Grange
Barbie Bushwaker
Giles Schirmer
George Steamboat
Rex Vicksburg
John Homes
Steven Nicoll
Toby Citation
Ashley Linden
Sarah Bluebonnet
Dick Hyde
Cherry Poppins
Thomas Trask
Elizabeth River
Elizabeth Glass
Indee Avenue
Misty Circle
Joel Stanton
Ruth Jenwood
Marshall Bitchtits
Gayen
John School
Gregor Lochbridge
Avery Montgomery
Valerie Woodswallow
Alan Oxford
Allen Blossom
Eric 450 E
Joseph Suzanne Ridge
Nicole St. Rd. 252
David Cortez
Wayne Timberlake Trail
Brandon Thickety Trace
Jarrett Landry
Raymond Mainsgate
Allen Ramblewood
Michael Vista
Alexander Garrison
Jake Paradise
Brooke Cherry
Scott Woodhaven
Newell Marquis
Anthony Marion
Anthony Palm
Allan Oliver
Daniel Valiant
Chris Carver
Garland Harmony
Ann 17th
T Cranbrook
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Most Famous (and Funny) porn-star names:
1. Dave Cottage
2. Butch Quaker
3. Lucy Sixety-nine (Street in New York City)
4. Bill Hardman
5. Scott Prospect (Sounds more like a rapper)
6. Kelly Hamburg
7. Johnathon Johnson
9. Dale Kingston
10. Lisa Trout Brook
11. Jamie Frankfurt
12. Mei Huron
13. Marie Peartree
14. Annie Squidwash
15. Tina Liverworst
16. Trinie Deluxe
17. Toaster Funk
18. Arnie Bigass
19. Fredrick Starpool
20. Ghandi Flavah
21. Squakle Squickle
22. Osama Cavehunter
23. Barbie Bushwacker
24. Melanie Mackit
25. Betty Boligrafo
26. Prissy Emberly
27. Ronnie Emberly
28. Edith Crumpowski
29. Lady Dorothy
30. Chet Farquirk
31. Melissa Stookface
32. Shelly Tarpit
33. Megan Bloomers
34. Hardwood Longjohnson
Mind Trick (Or Not)
Have you ever wondered if your mind is normal or different?
Well, do this little mind exercise and find out at the end! Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge.
Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There’s no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Again, as quickly as you can but don’t advance until you’ve done each of them…really.
Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something)
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If not, you’re among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think something else.
98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise. Freaky, huh?
Keep this message going. Tell all people you know and see if they can see if they are all normal or not WELL, I’M NOT NORMAL…….BUT, WE ALL KNEW THAT………….
Top 10 Excuses To Use If One Game Remains and Two People Want It
10. you have to have the barcode battler to play that game
9. that game isn’t compatible with any nintendo system
8. that game is already reserved for me
7. (offer a bribe)
6. execute a psycho crusher through this person to the game
5. take a hostage
4. i lost a contact lens — dont move!
3. sneeze on the game
2. hey! is that cindy crawford?
1. i’m buying the game for an orphanage
Quote #6563
Written in a profile:
(cant show, but there is a black background and all it says is “POOP” in big purple letters at the top)
– from the internet