You’ve heard of those little computer symbols called ’emoticons’, where 🙂 is a smile and 🙁 is a frown. Well, how about some Assicons?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_xxx_) kiss my ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_?_) a dumb ass
(_$_) Bill Gates’ ass