I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in a frying pan
I turned on the gas
And burned my ass
I’m popeye the sailor man
I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in a frying pan
I turned on the gas
And burned my ass
I’m popeye the sailor man
I’m Robbie the principal man
I wear a fur coat
while I fuck on a goat
I’m Robbie the principal man – Baa Baa
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater
And blew off my weiner
I’m popeye the sailor man!
this is a transcription of the theme song to words, through memory…it may not be exact
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Sometimes, some crimes
Go slippin’ through the cracks
But these two
gumshoes
Are pickin’ up the slack
There’s no case too big!
no case too small!
When you need help just call
Ch-ch-ch-Chip ‘n Dale!!
Rescue Rangers–
Ch-ch-ch-Chip ‘n Dale–
When there’s danger
Oh no, it never fails
Once they’re involved
somehow, whatever clues there are
its solved!
Ch-ch-ch-Chip ‘n Dale.
Ch-ch-ch-CHIP AND DALLEEEEEE!!!