Q: How did JFK Jr. learn how to fly?
A: He took a crash course.
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Joke #9036
Q: What was JFK Jr. drinking at the time of the crash?
A: Ocean Spray.
Joke #9035
Q: What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha’s Vineyard?
A: The runway.
Joke #9034
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House?
A: When Hillary leaves town.
Joke #9033
Q: Why doesn’t Bill like old houses?
A: He’s afraid of the draft.
Joke #9032
Q: Why did all the faggots vote for Clinton?
A: Because faggots like assholes better than Bush.
Joke #9031
Q: What does Hillary do after she shaves her pussy every morning?
A: Sends him to work!
Joke #9030
Q: Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper takes a boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets saved?
A: The United States of America!
Joke #9029
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
Joke #9028
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: One has two boobs, the others *are* two boobs.
Joke #9027
Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
A: His face.
Joke #9026
Q: What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
A: The Spice Girls!
Joke #9025
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
Joke #9024
Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton?
A: Hillary doesn’t get caught.
Joke #9023
Q: What is a strawberry when it is sad?
A: A blueberry.