Girlfriend: How would you like a pair of bookends for Valentine’s Day?
Boyfriend: That would be great. I always read the ending of a book before the beginning.
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Joke #11334
Boyfriend: Why don’t you answer the phone?
Girlfriend: It isn’t ringing.
Boyfriend: Must you always wait until the last minute?
Joke #11333
Boyfriend: I had to return that alarm clock you gave me for Valentine’s Day.
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: It kept going off while I was asleep.
Joke #11332
Girlfriend: Did you send my Valentine’s Day card air mail?
Boyfriend: Yes. And I put a light on your mailbox to show the plane where to land.
alladode
alladode – v. to frequently find fresh flowers for a girl named Franny
oglaruc
oglaruc – v. to happily hold hearts in your hands
Joke #11329
Q: Whom did the monster take to the valentine dance?
A: His ghoulfriend.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the ghost ask the teacher if he could change his seat?
A: He wanted to sit next to his ghoul-friend!
Joke #11328
Lovey: I would like you to prove that you are capable of strong, faithful, and everlasting love.
Dovey: Well, I can bring you dozens of references from other girls.
Joke #11327
Q: What did the mad scientist use to mend a broken heart?
A: Masking tape.
Joke #11326
Stupid: Did you notice how my girlfriend’s voice filled the hall?
Cupid: Yes, I noticed that a lot of people left to make room for it.
Joke #11325
Q: What did the worm say when the other worm asked it to marry him?
A: I can’t — I’m your other end, silly!
Joke #11324
Q: Why is the letter V like a newlywed?
A: Because it’s always in love.
Joke #11323
Q: Who can hold up a train without being arrested?
A: A bridesmaid at a wedding.
Joke #11322
Q: Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?
A: She never marries the best man.
Joke #11321
Mike: I’ve been asked to get married hundreds of times.
Marissa: By whom?
Mike: My parents.