Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a pelican?
A: A big bill.
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Joke #11783
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?
A: A wide receiver.
Joke #11782
Bingo: Hello? Bingo’s Restaurant.
Ringo: Hello! I’d like to know, do you serve crabs?
Bingo: We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
Joke #11781
Bingo: Hello? Bingo’s Restaurant.
Ringo: Hello! Tell me, does your chef have pig’s feet?
Bingo: I can’t tell, sir. He’s got his shoes on!
Joke #11780
Caller: Operator! Operator! I need you to connect me with someone in my diet support group! I feel hungry but I don’t want to eat!
Operator: I was hungry, too, but after talking to you, I’m fed up!
Joke #11779
Q: What do you get if you cross a wake-up call with a chicken?
A: An alarm cluck!
Joke #11778
Q: What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
A: A wake-up call!
Joke #11777
Q: What do you get if you cross your telephone with a tape recorder and an alligator?
A: A snappy answering machine!
Joke #11776
Caller: Finally! I got through! I’ve been trying to call the zoo for hours!
Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy.
Joke #11775
Q: What animals talk on the telephone the most?
A: The yakety-yaks!
Joke #11774
Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can’t understand you. You should really take something for that cold.
Operator: Good Idea. I’ll take the rest of the day off!
Joke #11773
Caller: Operator! Operator! Can you understand me? I’m chewing on a pancake while I talk to you.
Operator: Oh, how waffle!
Joke #11772
Caller: Operator! Operator! Can you hear me? I’m hiding under my bed-spread so my parents can’t hear me.
Operator: Hmmm. Sounds like a cover-up to me!
Joke #11770
Bob: Hello? I’m not interrupting your dinner, am I?
Rob: Actually, you are.
Bob: Good. Wait for me, and I’ll be right over.
Joke #11768
Bunny: Hello, honey? How about a date?
Honey: You want a date? Okay! How’s 1066 B.C.?