It’s unfortunate that by the time you realize how much fun it is to be young, you’re old.
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Joke #12189
I’m so sure that I’ll never gamble again that I’m willing to bet on it.
Joke #12187
You’re only as old as you feel. The trouble is I’m only twenty and I feel like I’m sixty.
feminist
feminist – n. a woman who’d rather organize political rallies than kitchen cabinets
Joke #12185
With crime as rampant as it is today, the pen is mightier than the sword only if it shoots tear gas.
Joke #12184
I’m as happy as a hungry flea on a flat hound.
Joke #12183
Our days on this earth are numbered. Don’t take my word for it, check a calendar.
Joke #12182
Inflation has increased life expectancy. People live longer these days because funerals cost so much.
Joke #12181
Did you hear about the entomologist who live din the slums? He went out and bought a water bed so his roaches could go swimming in the summer.
ogla
ogla – n. a polar bear in Death Valley
Joke #12179
I don’t get any respect at all. If I were cremated, they wouldn’t put my ashes in an urn. They’d probably put them in a spittoon.
Joke #12178
A young actor went to see a producer about a job. The producer asked, “Mr. Hughes, have you ever had any stage experience?”
The actor replied, “Well, I once had my left leg in a cast!”
Joke #12177
People who have claustrophobia should not buy tiny compact cars. Traveling around in one of them is enough to drive anyone crazy.
Joke #12176
“I just lost my life savings by investing in a new invention.”
“What was the invention?”
“An inflatable dartboard.”
Joke #12175
Last week the boss doubled my salary. I used to get a hundred and fifty dollars every week. Now I get a hundred and fifty dollars every two weeks.