bill consolidation loan – n. something a banker gives to someone who has everything and bought it all on time
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Joke #12252
If you can do the same things at age seventy that you could at age twenty, you must have been a feeble youth.
Joke #12251
If the meek inherit the earth, a bold I.R.S. agent will find a way to make them pay inheritance tax.
Joke #12250
You’re getting old if you can remember when the only people who used hair spray were girls.
Joke #12249
Rabbits’ feet are lucky for everybody except rabbits.
Joke #12248
Feed your mind today. Devour a novel.
Joke #12247
Poison ivy may not be beautiful, but it’s the kind of plant that can grow on you.
Joke #12246
Wine does improve with age. The older I get the better it tastes.
Joke #12245
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise, but boring as heck.
Joke #12244
Money isn’t everything, but it can buy everything.
Joke #12243
Even boy smarry for money now. These days bachelors only want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad… if Mom was an heiress.
Joke #12242
Fish is not brain food. Books are.
Joke #12241
I’m happier than a bee in a botanical garden.
Joke #12240
Help combat inheritance tax. Die broke!
Squackle Guestbook #20780
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