With the severe gas shortages, Detroit is making economy models so small that when a new car hits a pedestrian, the car gets totaled, but all the pedestrian gets is a scraped knee.
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Joke #12455
A recent report stated that due to inflation, our bodies, which used to be worth only 98 cents, are now worth $5.60. Isn’t it depressing to know that a good sirloin steak is worth more than you are!
And even more depressing, while people are only worth five dollars and sixty cents, pet turtles cost ten bucks!
pessimist
pessimist – n. a person who swears the human race was fixed to keep him from winning.
Joke #12453
How can you believe a forecast of continued sunshine when you see the local weatherman carrying an umbrella to work?
Joke #12452
With inflation the way it is, the cost of operating a shopping cart in a supermarket is now about $50.00 per aisle.
Joke #12451
“I’m glad to see that inflation hasn’t affected our local Congressman.”
“What do you mean?”
“He’s still a two-bit politician.”
Joke #12450
With the rising cost of food prices, who can afford to be immortal?
Joke #12449
Rivers are so polluted today that if Washington were alive, he wouldn’t have to row across the Delaware — he could walk across it.
Joke #12448
There are ways for middle-class Americans to save money these days, but who wants to starve or go homeless?
Joke #12447
The economy is terrible. At the beginning of the fiscal year, the politicians promised things would improve by the last quarter. Well, I’m down to my last quarter and they haven’t improved.
Joke #12446
The ocean is so polluted now that one day soon the tide will go out, and instead of coming in the next day, it will call in sick.
Joke #12445
Figure this out. Department stores always stock toys on the top shelf and denture pads on the bottom shelf.
Joke #12444
Hopeless Herbie doesn’t have a business mind. He thinks the stock market is a wholesale butcher shop.
Joke #12443
Everyone in the world is feeling the money crunch. This year at the North Pole, Santa Claus showed up at the unemployment office the day after Christmas.
Joke #12442
Times have really changed, even for household pets. In the good old days a man’s pet hound stretched out in front of the fireplace. Now it lounges in front of the air conditioner.