CONFUCIUS SAY: Time may be great healer, but plastic surgery is quicker.
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Joke #12948
CONFUCIUS SAY: Bird in cage like convict in prison. Leave door open and both will fly coop.
Joke #12946
CONFUCIUS SAY: When talking about crime, the pen is not mightier than the sword. Convicts can escape from the pen, but not from the cemetery.
Joke #12945
CONFUCIUS SAY: Old grudges should be buried when old enemies are.
Joke #12944
CONFUCIUS SAY: Never climb ladder of success when elevator is available.
Joke #12943
CONFUCIUS SAY: Coal production companies who pay their workers in moonshine liquor contribute to the delinquency of miners.
Joke #12942
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who plant feet firmly in ground end up with soiled socks.
Joke #12941
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man in tails who talks through hat blows his topper.
Joke #12940
CONFUCIUS SAY: Wine and cheese age gracefully, but people don’t.
Joke #12939
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who speak with forked tongue is probably a snake in the grass.
Joke #12938
MAN: “Doctor, what’s the biggest problem you have in treating a patient with two broken hands?”
DOC: “Getting him to sign a check for my bill.”
Joke #12937
I don’t trust the physician my husband goes to. When the doctor gives him a shot, it comes out of a bottle.
Joke #12936
“Doctor, what do you do for a millionaire who is a hypochondriac?”
“Schedule him for a checkup every other day until he’s cured or broke.”
chiselitis
chiselitis – n. a medical condition diagnosed by the propensity to not pay medical bills
Joke #12934
Here’s a bit of advice for hypochondriacs who like to travel: Don’t go to a doctor in South America for an examination unless you know how to say “Ah!” in Spanish.