PAUL: “I don’t like bowling!”
SAUL: “Why not?”
PAUL: “Every time I go, they give me a ball with holes in it.”
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Joke #13100
A famous boxer visited the offices of a sports magazine and said to one of the editors, “Do you have any good pictures of me here?”
The editor asked, “What do you consider a good picture of yourself?”
The boxer replied, “One where I’m standing up.”
Joke #13099
SUE: “Harry is the recording secretary of our college chess club.”
LOU: “What does he do?”
SUE: “He reads the hours of the last meeting.”
Joke #13098
Times have changed: Years ago, a professional baseball player sat on the bench studying the guys on the other team. Today, he sits on the bench studying the stock market reports.
Joke #13097
Did you hear about the ugly gal who studied judo in case a man should kiss her and try to run away?
Joke #13096
GOLFER: “Caddy, have you noticed any improvement since last month?”
CADDY: “You shined up your clubs, right?”
Joke #13095
How about the telephone operator who went to a football game and kept yelling at the players, “Hold the line, please! Hold the line, please!”
Joke #13094
The following was carved on the tombstone of a prize fighter: “He ended up the same way he fought — on his back.”
Joke #13093
Two horse players met one day. The first asked, “How did you do at the track today?”
The other guy answered, “Very well. I got a ride home.”
Joke #13092
BOXING INSTRUCTOR (to a student who had his first lesson): “How did you like it, Benny? Do you have any questions?”
BOXER BENNY: “Yep! Do you have a correspondence course?”
Joke #13091
Old maids are like fishermen — they’re always talking about the ones that get away.
Joke #13090
Did you hear about the loony athlete? He drowned trying to play ice hockey on Lake Ontario… in August!
Joke #13089
Did you hear about the loony fisherman? He baited his hook with a rubber mouse because he wanted to catch a catfish.
Joke #13088
Did you hear about the loony outfielder who thought he was a frog? He caught flies on his tongue.
Joke #13087
Q: What kind of baseball games did loony King Henry VIII like to watch?
A: Double-headers!