togzibige – n. a drink made by using a coffee pot that has not been cleaned out for a couple of months, using a toxic cleaning solution to clean the pot of its dirty coffee stains. The concoction is what comes from this process.
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vactalz
vactalz – n. the kind of poop where you do nothing but sit on a toilet for 30+ minutes doing nothing but farting and making the bathroom smell like absolute rancid toxic warfare. The toilet is left unflushed with your piss because you are to come back, and you don’t even have the courtesy to spray an air freshener, turn on a fan, or open a window because you’re an uncivilized old smelly man who has a room full of trash you will never throw away
assomisiuq
assomisiuq – v. to change a tire in the middle of a freeway
spuesiuqpu
spuesiuqpu – n. soul food made in the bathroom
inlac
inlac – n. a web site that has decided to make themselves unusable by loading their page with ads and making people’s browsers always freeze when they visit it. Yet, people still visit. WHY?
ioesstreoo
ioesstreoo – v. to shoot a laser from your dick
supimosid
supimosid – n. a family gathering for playing board games while wearing only mop heads for loin cloths
eudquerrep
eudquerrep – v. to attempt to play a toaster like a banjo
tuveuseroc
tuveuseroc – n. a rock that looks like at least four different presidents, depending on the angle you look at it
uqodupsqiq
uqodupsqiq – v. to call someone out for holding a red umbrella on the first Tuesday after Labor Day
cidmototoro
cidmototoro – n. a highly effeminate pulled pork connoisseur
otreibucsed
otreibucsed – n. a man over 40 known for throwing up on turtles
geaegelnsy
geaegelnsy – n. the free rain gutters you get with the purchase of a roof
qixod
qixod – v. to send a screenshot of a PDF of your resume instead of your actual resume
cantuiren
cantuiren – n. a Japanese drama dubbed in Spanish, but with English subtitles