ober – n. a bedroom in which the only furniture is a continuous trash pile from one end of the room to the other
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alsonano
alsonano – n. the awful smell that emanates from an old man’s room that smells like old, musty, almonds
hwonhee
hwonhee – n. someone who is so poor that they have to use a combination of a toilet and a sink to wash their clothes because they don’t want to buy laundry detergent. This causes them to flush the toilet three times and leave the sink on for five minutes straight.
Ex. I think my roommate is a hwonhee because no one can shit so much they have to flush three times. What the fuck is he doing in there???
eracabab
eracabab – v. to fill your new fake boobs with the same stuff they put in maracas so when your boobs shake they make sounds like maracas
Ex. Did you want to eracabab this augmentation or wait for the next one?
juentud
juentud – n. a wedding that takes place in a classroom
Ex. We were supposed to take our history test today but someone thought it would be a good idea to have a juentud instead.
tevindy
tevindy – n. a tattoo of a bong on your back that just looks like a penis going into your ass
descono
descono – n. a homeless shelter only for rich people
dobiualdad
dobiualdad – v. to explore unknown jungles by cutting down or destroying all of the trees
Ex. We will find the lost city by dobiualdadding the jungle.
dressma
dressma – n. a monkey using virtual reality goggles
advantagia
advantagia – n. an advantage that isn’t actually an advantage
Ex. That 7 inch dildo is an advantagia only if no one else brings an 8 inch knife.
raxdador
raxdador – n. the group of needless emails your boss sends out consistently everyday showing everyone what a good job people are doing when no one really cares to receive them. The e-mails only serve to clutter up your e-mail box and everyone else’s, leading you to suspect that the important e-mails that you are sending out are being pushed down a list and not being read because people don’t know how to fucking sort their e-mail and don’t read e-mail they get as a result of getting so many e-mails in the first place.
Ex. The daily raxdadors I keep getting from Paul are really weighing in on my mental health.
unron
unron – n. a video that was on a video service, such as a YouTube or Vimeo, that is no longer available anywhere on the Internet, and the only thing that seemingly exists of it anymore is the memory of it in your head
Ex. That dog food commercial we talked about 3 years ago is an unron now.
configuratio
configuratio – n. 24 packs of satisfying cigarettes
quelo
quelo – n. a commercial that is only slightly re-purposed using the same video and the same situation but changing something weird
Ex. This car commercial is a quelo of that milk commercial, all they did was replace that human with a goat!
agno
agno – n. an old-timey sexy movie with no audio that only features wet girls shaking their hair and smiling in the camera