porlotro – n. a random actor that seems like maybe you should know them but you don’t actually know them and you are unsure if they are famous or not but the commercial makes it seem like they are actually famous when they may not actually be. Or maybe they are.
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vegalame
vegalame – n. a lame vegetable
prendiagredicianadab
prendiagredicianadab – n. a 7 foot 10 inch black cross-dresser who graduated from space camp
dobludad
dobludad – n. a half eaten Cheetos on the bathroom floor with one piece in the trash can
sadauerasg
sadauerasg – n. a long list of made up words you keep for years until you are able to define them arbitrarily
rellevse
rellevse – n. a rip in the material of your bed sheets. Can also apply to a fart you make underneath your bed sheets.
agerado
agerado – n. a 71 minute lunch break
argilm
argilm – n. a list of passwords you stick on your monitor or under your keyboard
enga
enga – n. your favorite bathroom stall
odicen
odicen – v. to hold your piss in for so long you start leaking. It is used in the situation where you don’t have any abnormalities/medical conditions, and you’re just procrastinating in taking care of business
stila
stila – n. an old man with a bagel
Quote #23832
“It’s the Coca-Cola of beers. Not its popularity, but in its consistency.”
– D-Win
Tales of Phantasia: These Guys SUCK ASS!
Street Fighter Fan Service
Finland: The Conquest
This was a thing I found at high school.
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Hello, I’ve taken over Finland. The new name for Finland is the Empire of Finland, therefore, that makes me emperor. (Point to audience member who disrupts, and say, “You, dungeon, now”.) The Euro is now banned, and an ounce of Pepsi equals 1 US Dollar.
You may also be wondering about defenses, well, that’ll involve snowball throwers and people armed with cell phones. The cell phones part is in my plan to conquer Canada. You see, Finland is the base of operations of Nokia, and because I control Finland, I get an unlimited amount of cell phones. With those cell phones, I would just make them constantly dial random Canadian phone numbers, until the country is in a state of depression, and therefore, this will lead to the Canadian government cutting their defense department!
This will force the Canadian government to cut their standing army by 50%. From 4 to 2.
So, once I control Canada, I sell the land off to Bill Gates or someone else, use that money to build a mind control machine and then…
I TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Who’s with me?
Also, if you disagree with me, I’ll be forced to put you in the snowball making camps. (Then point to everybody and make them work in the snowball camp)
Who’s with me?