rixpa – v. to go to a humor web site looking for porn
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ReBoot (TV Show) Theme Song Lyrics
I come from the Net.
Through systems, peoples, and cities… to this place.
MAINFRAME.
My format: Guardian.
To mend, and defend.
To defend my new-found friends.
Their hopes… and dreams.
To defend them from… their enemies.
(music)
They say the User lives outside the Net…
And inputs games for pleasure.
No one knows for sure… but I intend to find out!
REBOOT!
uinalz
uinalz – n. cotton candy made from Sweet & Low
unikkekko
unikkekko – n. a single-piece full-body anime cosplay outfit
patino
patino – n. a duck farm
nachcoo
nachcoo – v. to watch porn in a public bathroom with the volume very high
cenebu
cenebu – v. to bring your annoying kid to work
dusoma
dusoma – v. to fix something by breaking it
;} v. to break something by fixing it
;} n. something that was fixed by breaking it
;} n. something that was broken by fixing it
qirayapad
qirayapad – v. to willfully piss your own pants because you are too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom
alpichapalon
alpichapalon – v. to dig out your own cave in a mountain for the purpose of living in there
cosaelitea
cosaelitea – v. to replace your penis with a live animal
seeree
seeree – n. a classification of plot devices used in writing which the fiction (time travel/alternate dimensions) or things that do not actually exist within the fictional universe at hand (dreams/books) are used to lazily write-off any discontinuity or to retcon what you don’t like.
Ex. I’m not sure X-Men: Days of Future Past would have been as enjoyable if not for the seeree that was used to excise X-Men 3. None of that shit matters anymore!
icaodoblarxouscuen
icaodoblarxouscuen – n. the unfortunate situation in which you message someone on a dating web site and they respond to you, but on second look you accidentally glossed over something very important that would have caused you to not message them, but now you are in the situation in which they responded to you and keep responding to you when you message them.
Ex. I got myself into a icaodoblarxouscuen today.
dabasor
dabasor – n. a blender that you use to make cookies