uescritor – n. a meal of string cheese and Gatorade
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lesrecrot
lesrecrot – n. a charity event in which you use a taser on a public official for the highest bid
ibsaa
ibsaa – n. a sticky note used as a drink coaster
nodilom
nodilom – v. to constantly tweet about an air conditioning unit for purposes of marketing
Quote #23910
My self-summary
“I like to fuck guys”
I’m really good at
“Sex! What else?”
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
“Pornos, Enchiladas, I’m not a reader :(”
The six things I could never do without
“Sex, Lingere, Food, Men, Living, Breasts”
On a typical Friday night I am
“Watching pornos and eating chinese food. Also shopping w my girlfriends.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
amrof
amrof – v. to be jailed for not eating a meal with your father
gashua
gashua – v. to eat three bananas for lunch after eating a burrito
noaralot
noaralot – v. to fix a bowl of cereal and then scratch your hairy stomach over it without the forethought that hair might fall into your perfect bowl of cereal
scuento
scuento – v. to piss in a toilet and intentionally not flush it
mantenerseenformaa
mantenerseenformaa – n. someone who is able to use a whole roll of toilet paper everyday
oqdutitca
oqdutitca – v. to download a ton of ethnic Indian music from Amazon only because it was free
leohanoseyyqa
leohanoseyyqa – v. to sell your pet online
pisler
pisler – v. to sit on a urinal and take a piss
ebmitivane
ebmitivane – v. to drown drinking piss out of a urinal after injecting yourself with five marijuana plants
luureran
luureran – v. to piss on all of the toilet paper in a public restroom