“Doctor, Doctor, please come right away. My dog swallowed a fountain pen!”
“I’ll be right there, but what are you doing in the meantime?”
“I’m using a pencil!”
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Quote #17611
“I call my dog ‘Oscar,’ my cat ‘Emmy,’ my hamster ‘Grammy,’ and my goldfish ‘Clio’ because they’re each a prize!”
– From this stupid pet joke book.
Joke #17610
Q: What’s a dog’s highest award?
A: The Os-cur!
Joke #17609
Q: What is the highest award a cat can earn?
A: The Purr-litzer Prize!
Joke #17608
CAT: “What’s the title of that book?”
OTHER CAT: “That Certain Feline“
Joke #17607
Q: Can two three-month-old dogs fall for each other?
A: Sure, but it’s puppy love!
Joke #17606
Q: Where do dogs like to keep their cars?
A: In a barking lot!
Joke #17605
GUY: “Is your dog on that back Buick?”
OTHER GUY: “No, he’s on the front Porsche!”
Joke #17604
Q: Can a cat have puppy love?
A: Sure, if it’s a kitten that’s smitten!
Joke #17603
Q: Where do you find toy poodles?
A: In a toy store — where else?
Joke #17602
Q: What food sounds like a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed cat in the morning?
A: Cats-up!
Joke #17601
Q: What happens to a young cat who goes on Weight Watchers?
A: She becomes pussy-willowy!
Joke #17600
Q: Which car do our feline friends like best?
A: Cat-illacs.
Joke #17599
Have you ever seen a
catfish?
catnap?
catnip?
catsup?
Joke #17598
Q: What do you call your singing cat?
A: Purrl Bailey!