milomom – v. to package worthless shit in boxes marked as an expensive item for the purpose of shipping out
Ex. I just milomommed all of those old crackers in that box that my hard drive came in. You should get it in three days.
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retrosublimislushification
retrosublimislushificatio
The process can only be initiated when a static sign stating “slushy will be ready in 20 minutes” is on an empty slushy machine. If it has not yet happened, the sign will still read 20 minutes, so you should come back in 20 minutes and check again. Repeat until it happens, otherwise it doesn’t happen.
Joke #23998
Your momma is so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
isescreschaae
isescreschaae – v. to completely replace all of the road signs in America to change it from miles to kilometers
Ex. Porlogeneralpierdes don’t think about how stupid it would be to isescreschaae.
dintumar
dintumar – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty driveway
coresuevutt
coresuevutt – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty face
puestoari
puestoari – n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty penis
porlogeneralpierde
porlogeneralpierde – n. an idiot who likes to complain about how the United States doesn’t use the SI system of measurements instead of Imperial units. Shut the fuck up already, no one cares!
blarx
blarx – n. a roll of register tape that starts curving its receipts sooner than a usual roll of register tape
Quote #23937
Note: This person’s user name was “IThriveForBlood”
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“No, I do NOT thrive for blood. I don’t know why this is my username. I did not create it or choose it. I logged in one day and there it was. So don’t ask me if I am a vampire or any stupid crap like that. I wont answer you and will ignore you, because it will show that you did not read my profile.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
ruarneveum
ruarneveum – n. a sudden flood of customers in an empty convenience store
eeenbu
eeenbu – n. a completely or nearly used roll of register tape
ouscuen
ouscuen – n. a song sung by a washed up middle-aged adult singer
ahusg
ahusg – n. a song sung by a child or a chorus of children exclusively. There are no middle-aged washed up adult singers allowed
mierori
mierori – v. to secretly charge your cell phone at work using things you shouldn’t be using