Q: Which candy can’t get anywhere on time?
A: Choco-late!
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Joke #17747
Q: Why are burgers fast food favorites in Hollywood?
A: They get all the meaty rolls (roles)!
Joke #17746
Q: Which famous poet invented French fries?
A: Edgar Allen Poe-tato!
Joke #17745
Q: How does a hungry ghost eat a hot dog?
A: By goblin’ it!
Joke #17744
Q: How does a hungry man eat a hot dog?
A: With relish!
Joke #17743
Q: Where do chickens love to vacation?
A: In the state of Hennessee!
Joke #17742
Q: Why did the man put suntan lotion on his chicken?
A: He liked dark meat!
Joke #17741
Q: How can you tell that Superman loves chicken?
A: His real name is Cluck Kent!
Joke #17740
Q: How can you recognize a vampire in a chicken store?
A: He’s the one with the cape-on!
Joke #17739
Q: What did Ali Baba order at McDonald’s?
A: Two all-beef patties on an “open sesame” seed bun!
Joke #17738
Q: What happens to an enraged 14-foot monster who charges into Burger King?
A: He has it his way!
Joke #17737
Q: How did Ronald McDonald celebrate his engagement to Wendy?
A: He gave her an onion ring!
Joke #17736
Q: How do they prevent crime at McDonald’s?
A: With a burger alarm!
Joke #17735
Q: Why did the ghost go to the astrologer?
A: She wanted to know her horrorscope!