Q: What happened to the baseball player who was late for dinner?
A: His wife threw him out at home.
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Joke #17900
CANNIBAL SON: “Can I eat the batter, mom?”
CANNIBAL MOM: “Yes, but only if he strikes out.”
Joke #17899
CANNIBAL FATHER: “Well, how did your team do today?”
CANNIBAL SON: “We creamed them.”
CANNIBAL FATHER: “In the finals?”
CANNIBAL SON: “No, in the main course.”
Joke #17898
Q: What’s blue and cuddly, and you can play baseball on it?
A: Astro-Smurf
Joke #17897
Q: What kind of dancing do crash dummies enjoy?
A: Brake dancing.
Joke #17896
LARRY: “Can you spot me on the parallel bars?”
BARRY: “Sure, you’re right there.”
Joke #17895
Q: When did the bratty gymnast win the competition?
A: When she finally got off her high horse.
Joke #17894
A chameleon walked into a travel office.
“Where would you like to go?” asked the travel agent.
“No place in particular,” said the chameleon. “I’m just looking for a change.”
Joke #17893
Q: Where do astronauts go for refreshments when they’re on the Red Planet?
A: Mars bars.
Joke #17892
Q: What do you call four stone presidents with a skin condition?
A: Mount Rashmore (Rushmore).
Joke #17891
Q: What mountain range sings religious songs?
A: The Hymn-alayas.
Joke #17890
Q: What would you get if you crossed a rock formation with a bison?
A: A bluff-alo.
The World’s Silliest Alaska Fable
Two Eskimos went fishing in their kayak.
After a while it got so cold they lit a fire under the boat. The boat soon went up in flames and sunk.
MORAL: You can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
Joke #17888
Q: How do Eskimos like to travel to Alaska?
A: On icicles built for two.
Joke #17887
Q: Why does winter always seem like the longest season?
A: Because it comes in one year and out the other.