safru – n. a speech given at a wedding that gets a “That’s it?” as a reaction from someone in the audience
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icedochid
icedochid – n. a less-than-full ice cube tray
hechomoov
hechomoov – v. to carry a bike on your shoulder while also riding a bike
Ex. Some fuckin’ weirdo was hechomooving today while I was on my way home today.
Quote #24195
“…my colon’s name is Anders.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24156
“I have kik, IG, and shapchat.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24155
“Not into the womanizer thing. Really.
Also don’t like baldies, losers and prison convicts.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24154
“****************
no lewd sexual messages, no losers, no baldies, no bloated truck drivers, no gang members, no scary people
************
I am kind and sweet and decent.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24153
“CHAAARRRRRGGGE! SMASH THEIR BALLS MORTAL STRIKE THEIR FORESKINS REND THIER BUM CRACK AND DUMP YOUR RAGE WITH WHIRLWIND POP YOUR TRINKET POP IT LIKE YOU POPED YOU COCK RECKLESSNESS AS YOU EXECUTE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS RAVAGER THEIR DICK HOLES SWEEPING STRIKE BLADESTORM OFF THEIR… GENITAAAAAAAALLLLS….”
– Tactialxtent, in World of Warcraft
Quote #24114
“I do expect you to open my door”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24115
“I wont sleep with you on the first date”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24111
“I’m a cool ass person”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24112
“Being a single mom is hard. Or so I hear. I wouldn’t know, I don’t have kids.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24108
I’m really good at
“Making different voices, like Pokemon or Nintendo characters. I once counted 119 Pokemon voices I could do, I’m not sure how much my voice has changed though!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24110
“My weakness are sweets, so if you wanna go on a Krispy Kreme run or grab a chic-fil-a oreo milkshake, I’m your girl! Haha just kidding…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24109
“Supporter of the American Flag and Confederate Flag. I support our troops as well.
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Just to make this clear.. In my eyes the Confederate flag is the rebel flag. I am rebel all the way therefore I support it. Don’t message me saying a flag hurts you. It’s fabric. I don’t want to hear it.”
– from a girl’s dating profile