Q: What do you call assignments from a Chinese cooking class?
A: Home-wok.
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Joke #18164
No matter what happened in the classroom, Mrs. McGilicuddy was the kind of teacher who never got upset.
One day a 747 crash-landed in the classroom and she said, “Who threw that?”
Joke #18163
TEACHER: “How can you do so many stupid things in one day?”
ANDREW: “I get up early.”
Joke #18162
Q: Why did the autumn leaves have to stay after school?
A: Because they missed the gust.
Joke #18161
Q: Why did the snake have to stay after school?
A: Because he hissed the bus.
Joke #18160
Q: Why did the elephant have to stay after school?
A: Because he missed the bus.
Joke #18159
STAN: “My nickname is Scissors.”
DAN: “Because you’re so sharp?”
STAN: “No, because I always cut class.”
Joke #18158
TEACHER: “Why did you copy Larry’s test?”
SEYMOUR: “What gave me away?”
TEACHER: “His name on your paper.”
Hannibal Cannibal Cafeteria Menu
Neck Tarines
Elbow Macaroni
Head Cheese
Toe Fu (tofu)
Butter Fingers
Joke #18156
Q: How do athletes get to school?
A: They walk.
Joke #18155
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On a school buzz.
Joke #18154
Q: How do bullies get to school?
A: On a cruel bus.
Joke #18153
Q: How do lifeguards get to school?
A: On a pool bus.
Joke #18152
Q: How do clowns get to school?
A: On a fool bus.
Joke #18151
Q: How do Santa’s elves get to school?
A: On a Yule bus.