Written on a desk:
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Quote #19003: Note From the Janitor
Written on the blackboard:
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #19000
Written on a desk:
Next day it looked like this:
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
The Spiritual Temple of Hahamongna
The Spiritual Temple of Hahamongna – n. the place where Dacky Duck is said to have resided for a period of time. No one knows if he’s still here, or somewhere else. Members of the Squacklanity religion come by to worship Dacky Duck. The real Spiritual Temple of Hahamongna is an unlocated place.
Squacklanity
Squacklanity – n. the religion of Squackle! followers. It’s basically an off-shoot of Christianity except God is Dacky Duck.
Rave’n
Rave’n – n. the holy book of the Ravist religion. Full of different “prescriptions” of Ecstasy and tells you what other household drugs can help you rave better.
Ecstasy
Ecstasy – n. the God/drug that makes a Ravist rave better
ravist
ravist – n. one who is a follower of Ravism
Ravism
Ravism – n. the religion in which all social gatherings somehow turn into raving parties. Ecstasy is the God they pray to.
The Magical Unicorn Song
I’m a magical unicorn
I have rainbow colors
And a glowing horn
We’ll have lots of fun today
Won’t you come with me and play?
Masturbata
Parody of Los Del Rio – Macarena
by Adam Sandler
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Sitting in my house, and I know that I’m alone,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone
Go and grab a Penthouse it’s the one with Sharon Stone
Hey Masturbata!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
Once ain’t enough so I have to do it twice
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice
Hey Masturbata!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand cause you don’t know where its been
Hey Masturbata!
I do it in the car when I’m driving down the street,
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat
I can’t get out the car cause I’m sticking to the seat
Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater,
Choke the chicken; hum the knob, squeezing the tomato
I’ve looked at Ms. November now I’m gonna decorate her
Hey, Masturbata!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I’m makin’.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achin’.
Hey, Masturbata!
Bad Submission #18974
This form was submitted: Apr 20 2005 / 19:52:45
name = Mysterious G
type = Yuck
title = Her
submission = Theres this really ugly girl and shes so fat that her vagina is the size of 3 tennis balls put togther and her boobs sag down to her chest and her ass leaks anal juice
Bad Submission #18973
This form was submitted: Nov 21 2004 / 14:15:03
name = Kay Kay
kkjoke = Knock-Knock who’s there “police” police who police openthe door mr. busdriver my face is starting to heart?
Bad Submission #18972
This form was submitted: May 25 2005 / 21:10:04
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Bad Submission #18971
This form was submitted: Jun 28 2005 / 10:54:02
word = sadomy
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