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Hate Mail #20277

Submitted through the blonde joke submission form.

name = Altashheth Dalji

bjoke = One day a bunch of blondes thought it would be funny to put their jokes up on www.squackle.com.  So, they did.  One day, Altashheth Dalji comes to read them and couldn’t understand them because she couldn’t read them from all the freakin’ typos.  Learn to type dip-cracks!

Bad Submission #20275

Submitted through blonde joke submission form.

name = STUPID

email = airnell@aol.com

use_email = yes

bjoke = There was a blond named Emily and she was stupid. She thinks she knows how to make blonde jokes but she doesnt. Ive never heard so many stupid blonde jokes in my entire life. This may not be a joke, but its as stupid as the other ones on this stupid page. Have a great day. PEACE OUT SHAWTY SHAWTY

Construction on the Sandwich

Dear Mr. Boaling Ball,

I’m Katie from the 7/8 newspaper The Odyssey, and I’m writing an article on the new popsicle gimme some dickin’ sandwich and i crave the cock.  If you could please answer the following questions and add any other information you think would benefit my article that would be greatly appreciated.

1) About when do you think the sandwich will be finished?

2) When did they start construction on the sandwich?

3) What’s the benefit of having aster-turf as opposed to grass?

4) What is the i crave the cock made of?

5) Were there any donations toward the project?

Thank you very much for your time, and when you are finished please place the information in Mr. Pillups’ box.

Thanks again,

Katie